HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones - Thread 2. There are a lot of nerds.

Hopefully they'll have the guts to subvert that by having Dani and Jon eventually foreswear the throne in favour of someone who'll be better at it, eg Tyrion or Varys.

This would be even dumber

A friend of mine argued that the only credible route once Jon finds out the truth about his heritage is that he feels dutybound to rule

Dudes it is obviously going to end with a pivot to democratic principles, that's been thematically reinforced in so many scenes at this point

the night king takes over and establishes zombie democracy

they'll end the show with the first ever general election, and in a shocking twist everyone will just vote for the loudest drunkest idiot in all of westeros because they've had enough of dynasty rule and they want someone who represents their impossible desires to say "fuck you" to the entire system

then the white walkers will invade again, the new drunk idiot ruler will say that all things equal, westeros should be friends with the white walkers, right, it'll turn out that the drunk idiot ruler actually owns several lucrative properties far north of the wall, and half of the voters will agree that yes, westeros should be friends with the night king, makes sense

Camera pulls out, whole show is just inside a snowglobe belonging to the Night King's little boy.

Night King is the dad to Cersei's baby

xp I was gonna say I hope they bring back that baby the Night King converted a few seasons ago or this is at least referred to again.

does a wight baby grow up or does it stay eternally the same age like in interview w/ a vampire

wight man, wight woman, wight baby

they're wight btw

mommy's a wight, daddy's a wight, they just seem a little weird

A friend of mine argued that the only credible route once Jon finds out the truth about his heritage is that he feels dutybound to rule

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (one hour ago)

I figure Jon and Dany will get married and rule together, William and Mary style

wight man, wight woman, wight baby

Ugh, Aiden Gillen to play James Joyce...

the alt-wight

the night king takes over and establishes zombie democracy

― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Tuesday, August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (yesterday)

stuff wight people like

I figure Jon and Dany will get married and rule together, William and Mary style

The spin-off about their flipper-babies is going to be dope.

It'd be kinda funny if they learn that they are related, but just shrug their heads. incest wasn't really such a big taboo in feudal societies. Ned Starks parents were cousins. Daenerys' parents were siblings.

iron throne more like incest throne

Anne Boleyn was beheaded because of incest accusations (ignoring the veracity of those claims).

Iron Throne more like iron bone-time amirite

Technically Anne Boleyn was beheaded because adultery against the king was seen as treason, right? You're still right though, I phrased that badly. People were executed for incest, as the film Marguerite & Julien shows. (A film I'm just about to put on right now, coincidentally) But cousins, aunts, uncles, those didn't have the same taboo that they have today.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/wagner-incest-and-game-of-thrones

there must be some more ancient magic/forestbaby stuff in store: revelations about the white walkers & more 3 eyed raven biz. mb beric & tormund will frodo & sam it into the newly vacated north to destroy the secret white walker power orb. I like how the show balances the nonsense fantasy by having characters who basically resent that they live in a nonsense fantasy world.

also as good as dinklage is in this his american-trying-to-sound-british accent is kind of ludicrous

FB that isn't really true. depends on when in european history you're talking. consanguinity of marriage within a certain (legally varying) degree was considered a sin. dispensation had to be given (i forget which english king(s) had to have this granted) the church pushed it out to 7, until the high middle ages when the european aristocracy began to be so interrelated that the ok degree was reduced.

the disability-producing inbreeding of the habsburgs, for ex, is a later early modern phenomenon. i don't know how the church handled that! or it's earlier and not european, if you wanna look at the ptolemies. indulgence of incest for political reasons tends to be a v narrow thing i think.

ptolemies were european, if we're gonna be correcting each other

more to the pt is that it's not clear what kind of taboo incest carries in this world or what the gen pop thinks of it. sometimes it's punished heavily but without any lasting consequence, and as a narrative device the writers seem to like it. lol nothing matters!

xp well yeah. but they picked put the practice of royal incest in egypt, right?

yep you coulda just said pharaohs, you just happened to specifically pick the european ones

u ppl are gonna stop talking when da show is over, rite

stfy bill

shut the fuck... elf?

(my friend Xtine calls it "the Elf Show")

trypoes

there are no elfs.

jon snow's butt

if your work considers that a problem i feel bad for you son
i got something jon butt snow something about wight problems hit me

Incest in Westeros is generally thought of as taboo, but the Targaryens were powerful and in-charge and they liked incest, so who was gonna stop them really? It might have contributed to the coin flip nature of Targaryen personalities; they would either be regal and intelligent, or paranoid and a little mad.

If Jon and Dany decide to get married and use side by side, maybe the people of Westeros will decide that they've had enough incest after the Targs and then Lannisters and then rise up in revolt

xxpost internet delivers :D

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would like to see a romance plot with night king and one of the mulleted zombie generals in s8 - give him some humanity

Tywin and Joanna Lannister were first cousins as well.

It's interesting what you're saying, goole, but I'm almost certain I could find earlier examples of noble cousins marrying in feudal Denmark, at the least.

I thought it was already well known and established, as voodoo points out, that the Targs were fine with familial hookups.

u ppl are gonna stop talking when da show is over, rite

BTW can I come into the film threads and tell you to stfu?

https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/FnfNeoQqwoiVPsWnv2fBlw--/Zmk9c3RyaW07aD0zODg7cHlvZmY9MDtxPTk1O3c9NzIwO3NtPTE7YXBwaWQ9eXRhY2h5b24-/https://s.yimg.com/os/creatr-images/GLB/2017-09-01/8b798cc0-8f3f-11e7-a435-29156fd381a8_osteen-copy.jpg.cf.jpg

anyone notice how Joel Osteen looks just like Littlefinger?

sort of!

but the one i can't get out of my head is

https://i.imgur.com/OS19wzO.jpg

Have to admit that Eliza Dushku as a dark sorceress sounds pretty cool. Haven't seen her act since Wrong Turn, can't really assess her skills.

The problem is going to be Goyer misreading the source material as badass, awesome, epic.

Is Black Company good?

some of it is fantastic

other books are dumb