John Coltrane vs. Eddie Van Halen

incidentally when i try to expand the thread of the invention of the (correct and useful) term "spiritual hat" it tells me there is something dangerous on it above and beyond deej's (correct and useful) low opinion of a love supreme: JAZZ IS LIKE HEROIN TO ME ! ! ! ~~~~ ILM POST-1945 JAZZ ALBUMS POLL - THE RESULTS COUNTDOWN (now counting top 25!)

(here’s who I am somewhat dissing however: carlos santana, wynton marsalis, cornel west, BILL fkn CLINTON)

I swear Carlos Santana has some kind of right of first refusal in a contract where he can appear in any jazz documentary. He never has ANYTHING interesting to say, it's always just like "That's what improvisation is about. It comes from the soul."

i saw a documentary once about him where he said that a guitar note shd have the sound and feel of a squeezed testicle

or something like that

ok well that's interesting

did he mean like a kick in the stellar regions?

forget his exact words but my memory seems convinced that he meant manual squeezing shd be involved, i think he did a gesture

Def gonna call my jazz fusion collabo with Carlos "Nether Regions"