I guess I can understand the mechanics of filling a human skin with feces but I can't figure out how you then get it to do things like walk around and buy web domains.
― Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link
His own personal 9/11
Read #MartinShkreli apology here: pic.twitter.com/sFM8sa2QOt— Dan Mangan (@_DanMangan) September 12, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link
Wait, what did he say about Clinton? I missed that bit (and fuck wading thru twittr)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link
he suggested people pull here hair out while she was on her book tour and that he would pay 5k per clinton hair offered up to himwhat a profound fucking moron.
on a different point:https://nyulocal.com/i-look-like-martin-shkreli-and-its-ruining-my-life-45979b4e3a92
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:08 (six years ago) link
http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*7HNRtJpjjdqmqrKKnv_MiQ.pngstart by working on yr posture dude
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link
Easy celebrity impersonator gig, should pay for NYU
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:18 (six years ago) link
Byeeeeeeee
BREAKING: Ex-pharmaceuticals company CEO Martin Shkreli has bail revoked in New York securities fraud case, heads to jail.— The Associated Press (@AP) September 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
well at least there's one asshole in the world getting his comeuppance. now about those other guys...
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link
in light of this impassioned plea to the judiciary i have reconsidered my stance on martin shkreli
https://i.redditmedia.com/SpKjX2DSiUPm_bhkj6kqWsHBONIQlt2W0sOjMihDTTM.jpg?w=432&s=cdc99bbdf93899b0d17792673e90d14a
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link
^^ Key item in my future Dadaism and the Alt-Right seminar
― Eazy, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link
If I looked that much like shkreli I'd shave my head and register as an et impersonator instead
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
I fully believe he belongs in a messy jail cell.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
The Good Martin is in the messy room, and he can't leave...
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
that letter is so gross. "hey mr judge man, you don't get it, threatening people shouldn't be illegal because all my shut-in dickhead internet friends think it's funny, ps jacking up drug prices 1000% is bedroom model tinkering, i'm smart, peace"
― goole, Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
-AIDS medication-unreleased wu tang album-lock of hillary's hairpoor shkreli, jailed RIGHT before collecting all the potion ingredients— rachel axler (@rachelaxler) September 14, 2017
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
Which I assume is some magic tonic which will make his face stop doing that thing his face does.
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
Lol
― DJI, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link
This one's for Ned
And Martin Shkreli is sent to jail where he will never obtain the ham he so desires. pic.twitter.com/gnm58ZOXJY— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) September 14, 2017
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
Hahah
I SO hope this is true, BTW
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-09-14/martin-shkreli-s-2-million-wu-tang-album-might-not-be-a-wu-tang-album
Martin Shkreli, who became notorious as the boyish Pharma Bro after he raised the price of a lifesaving drug by 5,000 percent, paid $2 million in a 2015 auction for the album. He owns the rights to do anything he pleases with it, except sell copies. But interviews with rappers and managers involved in the recording raise questions about its provenance and value: Is Once Upon a Time in Shaolin a true Wu-Tang Clan album? Or did Shkreli pay lavishly for the work of a little-known producer with a peripheral link to the storied rap group?Shkreli, who currently faces a prison sentence for fraud, may himself have been played.
Shkreli, who currently faces a prison sentence for fraud, may himself have been played.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:12 (six years ago) link
How's that eBay auction going I wonder?
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
End of the story says it was at 1 million so he's still losing on the deal.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link
http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=132319745117&requested=martishkrel_7&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI&clk_rvr_id=1310442671363&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true
Gonna leave this here - The "Questions/Answers" section is, um, interesting...
― Mark G, Friday, 15 September 2017 07:57 (six years ago) link
I’m usually not surprised by these things, but nothing sets off my “It belongs on a museum!” reaction like
The feds want Martin Shkreli to fork over the https://mobile.twitter.com/stewartbishop/status/936622249431445509 million Wu-Tang Clan Album. pic.twitter.com/5QLWcJgDP7— Stewart Bishop (@stewartbishop) December 1, 2017
Motherfucker has an Enigma machine
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
So allegedly he's swole now:
https://www.inc.com/bill-murphy-jr/americas-most-hated-ceo-got-buff-in-prison-people-actually-like-him-there-heres-what-happened.html
There are no photos, only courtroom sketches, but at least according to the Post, Shkreli looked a lot harder and stronger under his blue jail uniform. "He's got his prison muscles, the Post quotes a "source close to the defense" as saying. "They like him in there. ... They don't put their arms around him and say 'Give me your money' like they do to other new prisoners. ... They like him."
"He's got his prison muscles, the Post quotes a "source close to the defense" as saying. "They like him in there. ... They don't put their arms around him and say 'Give me your money' like they do to other new prisoners. ... They like him."
There are also two letters that he's sent that have been made public--one to a friend named Lisa Whisnant, and the other to a Brooklyn-based media company called The Tab. He seemed like he was doing OK in both letters."Jail has some redeeming qualities," he wrote to The Tab. "It's probably the most social environment I've been in. ... There is camaraderie akin to a military setting. You learn just how lucky you are, you help others out, learn cool slang, watch BET all day. Great times!"Separately, he wrote Whisnant, "Things are not THAT awful here. ... There are some bright sides. I am teaching these prisoners some new things and hopefully some ways to change their lives."
"Jail has some redeeming qualities," he wrote to The Tab. "It's probably the most social environment I've been in. ... There is camaraderie akin to a military setting. You learn just how lucky you are, you help others out, learn cool slang, watch BET all day. Great times!"
Separately, he wrote Whisnant, "Things are not THAT awful here. ... There are some bright sides. I am teaching these prisoners some new things and hopefully some ways to change their lives."
There's just one small problem, per news from earlier today:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-crime-shkreli/pharma-bro-shkreli-to-be-held-responsible-for-10-4-million-in-losses-u-s-judge-idUSKCN1GA2DB?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social
The ruling from U.S. District Judge Kiyo Matsumoto could mean more prison time for Shkreli, since the amount of financial loss plays a major role in federal sentencing guidelines. While Matsumoto must consider the guidelines at the sentencing, which is scheduled for March 9, she is not bound to follow them.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 February 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link
IOW, pretty much just need a batch of super serum or something and then we'll have the supervillian for the second series of The Defenders.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 February 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link
lol
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/03/politics/trump-maralago-remarks/index.html#
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:46 (six years ago) link
wtf wrong article
http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/05/news/martin-shkreli-wu-tang-forfeiture/index.html
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link
How many times they gonna take away this dude's wu-tang record? Feel like I was reading that same exact article years ago
― Dan I., Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link
Aw.
shkreli is crying at his sentencing right now— allie conti (@allie_conti) March 9, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link
what a fuckin snowflake
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
Getting weird over there
"There's no conspiracy to take down Martin Shkreli. I took down Martin Shkreli with my disgraceful actions." lol damn dude— allie conti (@allie_conti) March 9, 2018
lmao the judge is talking about lauren duca— allie conti (@allie_conti) March 9, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link
Oh my god.
oh also earlier shkreli's own lawyer mentioned wanting to punch him in the face so there's that— allie conti (@allie_conti) March 9, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link
And bye!
martin shkreli was just sentenced to 7 years in prison— allie conti (@allie_conti) March 9, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link
wow, that is unexpected. I didn't know people actually went to prison for this shit
― frogbs, Friday, 9 March 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
bernie madoff? ENRON men? shkreli followed their lead, made a high profile "example"
― flappy bird, Friday, 9 March 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link
Now I'm crying. With laughter.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
I didn't know people actually went to prison for this shit
They never do in the UK, they know how to treat rich scumbags over here.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link
federal time has minimal parole too. he'll be in for at least 6 years. only ways out early is exemplary behavior (lol) or a drug treatment program
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 9 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link
xxp well yea but his crimes seemed relatively minor when compared to Bernie Madoff or Enron. what was the grand total of prison years served in the subprime mortgage collapse?
obviously a well-earned sentence either way
― frogbs, Friday, 9 March 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link
[Outro: Judge]Guilty, next case
― omar little, Friday, 9 March 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link
xxp well yea but his crimes seemed relatively minor when compared to Bernie Madoff or Enron. what was the grand total of prison years served in the subprime mortgage collapse?obviously a well-earned sentence either way― frogbs, Friday, March 9, 2018 7:17 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― frogbs, Friday, March 9, 2018 7:17 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the key way to do time is to be flagrant as fuck about it. enron was made an example of because it was super public, had a ton of photos of people on the street with their boxes and shit - but no other company had similar circumstances (there were other prosecutions of vile CEOS like adelphia, etc but not as high profile I guess).
the financial crisis perps had the advantage of cover. EVERYONE was guilty as fuck so it was impossible to make an example out of anyone in particular. the enron trial was also time consuming, expensive and not a guaranteed win. no ambitious prosecutor was going to take all that one and risk losing.
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 9 March 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link
lmao omar
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 9 March 2018 19:51 (six years ago) link
yea that makes sense
hard to imagine Shkreli's persona didn't come into play here
― frogbs, Friday, 9 March 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link
imagine being such an asshole that even being rich and white couldn’t save you from a hefty prison sentence, that’s like fuckin super-saiyan levels of unpleasantness
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 March 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link
By the way:
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 9 March 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link
he did make a really powerful point in the midst of his tears, though
#MartinShkreli is dabbing tissue at his eyes now, his voice wavering and choked with emotion."Many of you who love me, support me and look up to me should reassess your position," he says.— Stephanie Clifford (@stephcliff) March 9, 2018
― and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link
no one has really addressed how the masses who love him and look up to him should feel. this is a tough time for shkreliNation
― and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link
going to jail probably sucks
― brimstead, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link
if only opera man were still around to give us "Shkreli in jaili" tomorrow night
― the poster's anxiety at the suggested ban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:16 (six years ago) link