HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones - Thread 2. There are a lot of nerds.

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It's even more impressive since Sean Bean died in 2013. He must have filmed all these scenes in advance.

President Keyes, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 13:37 (six years ago) link

it was a nice touch calling the guy on the horse at the end "uncle bean"

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link

my wife has been trying to convince me about this "ned is a faceless man" stuff but I just don't buy it..

ian, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

wait I thought that was a joke

President Keyes, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

ned is a lifeless man

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link

Are you fucking kidding me? Why would Ned pawn his own daughter off on Ramsey Bolton?

President Keyes, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

my thoughts exactly

ian, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

ned stark was/is jaqen h'ghar / robert mueller iron bank deep cover realness

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link

Bran = Night King is believable, Ned = Jaqen or whatever is not believable.

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:45 (six years ago) link

Here's an "ask the expert" style fun fact for you casual viewers out there:

Ned Bean's character Sean is actually missing not just his face but his entire head, putting him at a elite level that Arya may never reach without formal training. We'll see if she gets there!

Evan, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link

this is p funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgHe0HFsnOE

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

what if a faceless woman with terminal cancer volunteered to take ned's place?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

OMG re that "Ned aint ded" theory:
And this would make sense, because there are a number of clues in the books that point toward Ned's body looking different after he was executed. Sansa points out that the head on the Red Keep doesn't look like her father's, and Catelyn Stark notes that his bones look smaller.

And in a recent episode Sansa and Arya looked at his statue in the crypt and scoffed "they couldnt even get his face right" or something similar.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link

Didn't Nedfinger kiss Sansa a couple of seasons ago before handing her over to Bolton?

louie mensch (milo z), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link

Yeah I dont think LF is Ned.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link

Arya is Ned

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link

Quel Westerosi's Ned? I'm Ned I'm Ned.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 23:54 (six years ago) link

Ned Westerosi's dead.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link

undead undead un... ok ok ow.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link

boots and cuts and boots and cuts and

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 00:10 (six years ago) link

Ned's dead, baby. Ned's dead.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 00:18 (six years ago) link

Ned Stark is dead?
Who the fuck do you think you're fooling?
For me, the man is still ruling
Stop this nonsense
Stop telling lies
Ned Stark is still alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFnovmbahzQ&feature=youtu.be&t=48s

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 00:35 (six years ago) link

Front page of yahoo is always pretty amazing for "this new fan theory about game of thrones will blow your mind" posts.

The one I saw today was that Gendry was actually the son of Robert and Cersei and the "baby who looked like Robert" hadn't died but his death was faked by her.

nomar, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link

The Loot Train Battle was false flag, The Tarlys are crisis actors

, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link

Tbh with way show is going now would not be surprised at all if they brough Ned Raggett back from the dead

, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 00:49 (six years ago) link

we are all ned

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 01:03 (six years ago) link

anyways, that this even seems remotely plausible is a good sign of how utterly dumbfuck this show has gotten in the past two seasons

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 01:03 (six years ago) link

I think it's more like... just ppl being dumbfucks but agree to disagree.

ian, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 01:38 (six years ago) link

This show was so much more intelligent when it had gratuitous nudity

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link

i just remembered this awesome show called game of thrones season 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY5As-RP1MM

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:13 (six years ago) link

ilx challenge:

name a scene in season 6 or 7 that is within an order of magnitude the quality of the tube just above

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:15 (six years ago) link

I CHALLENGE YOU

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:16 (six years ago) link

i still like the show, but once i loved the show

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:16 (six years ago) link

ok i concede that the montage where sam collects bedpans and serves soup is up there

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:19 (six years ago) link

but arguably you learn more about these characters in this one exchange that doesn't even include CGI for some weird reason than you do in months worth of shitty episodes

Baratheon: you want to know the horrible truth? I don't even remember what she looked like. I only she was the one thing i ever wanted. someone took her away from me. and 7 kingdoms couldn't fill the hole she left behind.

Cersei: i felt something for you once, you know.

B: i know

C: even after we lost our first boy, for quite a while, actually. was it ever possible for us? was there ever a time, a moment?

B: No. *cersei chugs wine* Does that make you feel better or worse?

C: it doesn't make me feel anything.

yes i know i am blowing your minds, that early game of thrones is better than whatever this is, much, much better. so much better. *chugs wine*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:25 (six years ago) link

admittedly looking forward to the PS4 action adventure based on the last couple seasons. 15,000 pieces of gold unlocks Beric's flame sword

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:28 (six years ago) link

Can we start a final thread and call it "whinging is here"

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:36 (six years ago) link

i notice the challenge is unmet!

btw why are you awake? :)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:37 (six years ago) link

Jaime and Oleanna at Highgarden was probably the best of the 'talking' scenes so far this season.

AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 08:20 (six years ago) link

So, we're Simpsons-ing this show now are we.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 08:27 (six years ago) link

This show was better when that guy used to say hodor

President Keyes, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 08:52 (six years ago) link

I was just late nite fartposting, sorry. btw why am I still awake :(

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

admittedly looking forward to the PS4 action adventure based on the last couple seasons. 15,000 pieces of gold unlocks Beric's flame sword

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 08:28

I hope not. Recently saw gameplay trailers for a new Lord Of The Rings game complete with dialogue determined to make the experience mundane. Made me sad even after all the insane merchandising LotR has had.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

I dunno, maybe dragons are just really fast, who cares.

Yeah is it concievable they could go as fast as planes? In which case the flight would've taken 5-6 hours, based on GRRM saying Westeros is about the size of South America. There have been far more egregious plot holes.

chap, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:41 (six years ago) link

Maybe they exude a forcefield that would protect the rider from the resulting G Force or whatever you call the pressure resulting from air hitting you in the face at that speed.

& I thought that everybody up to thhe invention of the steam train thought that there were limits to how fast you could travel healthily.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link

People are speculating that GRRM is pretty cold on what's happening this season. Probably spending all his time revising to make sure all character mileage and travel expenses are documented.

President Keyes, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link

Game of Soup and Bedpans

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:59 (six years ago) link

I thought that everybody up to thhe invention of the steam train thought that there were limits to how fast you could travel healthily.

Possibly in our world. Doesn't mean the same is true in Westeros.

chap, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link


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