Descriptions of Steve Bannon

A thing even.

bannon's huge movement

he looks like the coroner of Margaritaville

— Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) January 30, 2017

pouring one out for Steve Bannon pic.twitter.com/Rqeozyej7D

— Clifford Vickrey (@cliffordvickrey) August 19, 2017

Not sure if I'd be more or less disgusted without the miscellaneous black dots on the left leg. On the one hand they offer a measure of distraction from the totality of the thing, on the other hand eww.

Create your own Steve Bannon action figure by simply drawing two eyes & a mouth on some mouldy Spam. pic.twitter.com/vi58muYcmL

— Glenn (@Frackpong) August 18, 2017

OK there's like a whole bunch of blogs about people trying to figure out what tf to do with a whole chicken that comes in a can

It's fully cooked, just get to eating

And the can is just the right size to contain all of the subsequent vomit.

there is no can in the world big enough to contain all the subsequent vomit imo

"...curiously putrescent head, like John Goodman ate the contents of a smoke alarm..." - I See You on FB

https://retrorecipe.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/aspic.jpg

thx 4 new screen name

No, thank you.

steve bannon, fashion plate

I'm just here to point out that Steve Bannon once again wore two button downs, one over the other, in public. pic.twitter.com/PGvn5ziZgj

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 7, 2017

you really haven't gone full bannon until you've layered two collared shirts over a visible t-shirt pic.twitter.com/SLqCSj8apr

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 7, 2017

Countdown to public sightings of Bannon wearing a duct-taped bath towel as a diaper.

shirts over shirts was my airplane trick

those aren't shirts they're flopsweat absorbers

Is it appropriate to refer to perspiration with a 90% alcohol content as 'sweat'?

I'm just here to point out that Steve Bannon once again wore two button downs, one over the other, in public. pic.twitter.com/PGvn5ziZgj

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 7, 2017

lol sorry not fully up to date on my steve bannon descriptions

I worked with a guy who did the same thing fwiw - button down on button down, button down over polo, two polos, etc. odd man.

yeah i knew one of those, but with him it was collars

there must be a study somewhere

Paul Fussell:

"Wearing one shirt over another — Oxford-cloth button-down over a turtleneck, for example — is upper-middle-class, and the shirt worn underneath can ever be a dress shirt (solid color is best) with its own collar, a usage I’ve seen in warm weather on Madison Avenue in the upper eighties."

http://bit.ly/2eTwdKM

He looks like someone kept the pigs head that David Cameron fucked in a fridge for 25 years. And then made it wear two shirts at once.

Maybe he just attaches a buttoned collar to each of the layers of diseased skin sloughing off his torso?

soft, textured, wooly, nubby <-- also works as a bannon desc.

Anyone else watch the 60 minutes interview?

Seems too much like gawking at a freak show.

descriptions of the political scene by steven "comrade" bannon

Charlie Rose asked Bannon, appearing on “60 Minutes” in his first televised interview since departing the Trump administration on Aug. 18, if rumors were true that he had described Comey’s firing as the “biggest mistake in political history.”

“That probably would be too bombastic, even for me,” Bannon said, “but maybe modern political history. I don’t think there’s any doubt that if James Comey had not been fired, we would not have a special counsel,” Bannon said. “We would not have the Mueller investigation and the breadth that clearly Mr. Mueller is going for.”

translation from derp-speak: "comey was so corrupt he threw the election to 2 scoops, but 2 scoops is so impulsive and thin-skinned he couldn't wait for 'russia russia russia' to blow over"?

How in the world could Rose have this guy on and not even mention the Mercers, the wingnut billionaire power couple without whose bankroll Bannon would be just another Alex Jones hawking brain pills and chemtrail remover? How could he let Bannon, who made his pile at Goldman Sachs and then made another pile in Hollywood, use the phrase “limousine liberals” without picking up a banana from the fruit bowl and throwing it at him?

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a12216958/bannon-60-minutes/

because charlie rose fucking sucks?

Top-notch here: http://www.avclub.com/photographer-reveals-how-60-minutes-shamefully-conceale-1803138078

As Duke shows, CBS’ craven attempt to create the misleading impression that Steve Bannon looks like all of America’s racist uncles have been teleported into one writhing, Cronenbergian flesh-sack where they duke it out over who gets to hold the Hustler is nothing but a petty attack on superficial appearances, one CBS was clearly hoping would detract from Bannon’s words about deporting Mexicans that dripped like honey from Bannon’s naturally smooth lavender lips. And it’s not just CBS! As Ann Coulter pointed out on Twitter, “Networks do this a lot. That’s why conservatives seem to look so much better on Fox News,” the only place where Ann Coulter is allowed to appear as though she has skin.

steve bannon hasn't taken getting fired very well pic.twitter.com/Aky050Ragb

— derp, from online™️ (@D2_Derpinator) September 13, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders always looks like she's trying not to seem drunk while asking a pet store cashier for eight beagles. pic.twitter.com/Ls5WYdkZrv

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 13, 2017

a barrel of Mentos dropped into a swimming pool of Diet Coke

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/09/16/trump-bannon-russia-scandal-swamp-diary-215609

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IKBD6GmnNa0/Vvl_JheiwNI/AAAAAAAACGs/EcDH_3rawtYGlLS7EHZJYDh0Tzomde4Bw/s1600/794840436_CWxjf-M.png

"Steve Bannon, left, discusses policy with Richard Dreyfuss, right"

Was gonna take issue with this, @yashar, but Dame @chrissyteigen got the hot take. pic.twitter.com/j4R6LpIMBk

— Mary Forrest (@maryforrest) September 11, 2017

I'd argue that Bannon's appearance (like Trump's) isn't wholly irrelevant inasmuch as his general state of physical disrepair is probably at least somewhat reflective of the tattered state of his mind. I mean, it takes some savage self-abuse to end up looking like a fistful of used toilet paper dipped in pancake batter.

As I've said of Trump a number of times: he only looks like that because he's chosen to dispense with the basic level of upkeep and self-care people engage in to avoid being mistaken for a week-old ham discovered on the floor of a public park restroom.

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/4fafwj/picture180111636/alternates/LANDSCAPE_1140/Senate%20Bannon

good grief

Uncooked Sausage Grimace

the hold he has over 2chins is hair-related rumor has it

I knew Trump shaved his undercarriage. I knew it.

bannon is trump's iago?

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/11/the-west-wing-trump-is-apoplectic-as-allies-fear-impeachment

Good god that picture. I've never seen a person with mildew before.

key bystander

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/11/bannon-trump-russia-probe-288862

once again i must marvel at the contrast between bannon's lustrous hair and the face of the career gasoline-drinker below it

look at the fucking nick of it

https://static.politico.com/dims4/default/33f40da/2147483647/resize/1160x/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F9f%2F19%2F6e5bb794459aa790aeb7cbd6be15%2F171207-steve-bannon-0-gty-1160.jpg