The doctor who performed circumcisions in the hospital where my kids where born was named Dr. Cox.
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
better that than dr butcher i guess
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link
Reality Winner a good example... i think
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link
Anthony Weiner obv
just read the Harper's story, LOL'd at this:
BRAFMAN: So much for the presumption of innocence.
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
Phenom is called 'nominative determinism'
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 17 August 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link
yes armand hammer is a good one
― nxd, Friday, 18 August 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link
yeah, because he makes his living as a blacksmith
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 August 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link
No he's a box of baking soda
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Friday, 18 August 2017 10:37 (six years ago) link
for a split second there, I was thinking: that Martin Skrtel always looked a bit of a dodgy fucker.
― calzino, Friday, 18 August 2017 10:46 (six years ago) link
he certainly has all the charisma of a box of baking soda
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 August 2017 11:41 (six years ago) link
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, August 16, 2017 8:55 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ooo gotcha. my brother said it's called an 'aptronym'
― flappy bird, Friday, 18 August 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
aptronym is good!
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 19 August 2017 08:00 (six years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/martin-shkreli-journalists-domain-name-custom-2017-8
smdh
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link
take solace in the fact that he's going to get the shit kicked out of him in prison
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link
The wind up...
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link
I think Ive just realised all this time Ive been mentally calling him martin "shrekli"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 24 August 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link
I guess I can understand the mechanics of filling a human skin with feces but I can't figure out how you then get it to do things like walk around and buy web domains.
― Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link
His own personal 9/11
Read #MartinShkreli apology here: pic.twitter.com/sFM8sa2QOt— Dan Mangan (@_DanMangan) September 12, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link
Wait, what did he say about Clinton? I missed that bit (and fuck wading thru twittr)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link
he suggested people pull here hair out while she was on her book tour and that he would pay 5k per clinton hair offered up to himwhat a profound fucking moron.
on a different point:https://nyulocal.com/i-look-like-martin-shkreli-and-its-ruining-my-life-45979b4e3a92
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:08 (six years ago) link
http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*7HNRtJpjjdqmqrKKnv_MiQ.pngstart by working on yr posture dude
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link
Easy celebrity impersonator gig, should pay for NYU
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:18 (six years ago) link
Byeeeeeeee
BREAKING: Ex-pharmaceuticals company CEO Martin Shkreli has bail revoked in New York securities fraud case, heads to jail.— The Associated Press (@AP) September 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
well at least there's one asshole in the world getting his comeuppance. now about those other guys...
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link
in light of this impassioned plea to the judiciary i have reconsidered my stance on martin shkreli
https://i.redditmedia.com/SpKjX2DSiUPm_bhkj6kqWsHBONIQlt2W0sOjMihDTTM.jpg?w=432&s=cdc99bbdf93899b0d17792673e90d14a
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link
^^ Key item in my future Dadaism and the Alt-Right seminar
― Eazy, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link
If I looked that much like shkreli I'd shave my head and register as an et impersonator instead
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
I fully believe he belongs in a messy jail cell.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
The Good Martin is in the messy room, and he can't leave...
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
that letter is so gross. "hey mr judge man, you don't get it, threatening people shouldn't be illegal because all my shut-in dickhead internet friends think it's funny, ps jacking up drug prices 1000% is bedroom model tinkering, i'm smart, peace"
― goole, Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
-AIDS medication-unreleased wu tang album-lock of hillary's hairpoor shkreli, jailed RIGHT before collecting all the potion ingredients— rachel axler (@rachelaxler) September 14, 2017
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
Which I assume is some magic tonic which will make his face stop doing that thing his face does.
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
Lol
― DJI, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link
This one's for Ned
And Martin Shkreli is sent to jail where he will never obtain the ham he so desires. pic.twitter.com/gnm58ZOXJY— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) September 14, 2017
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
Hahah
I SO hope this is true, BTW
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-09-14/martin-shkreli-s-2-million-wu-tang-album-might-not-be-a-wu-tang-album
Martin Shkreli, who became notorious as the boyish Pharma Bro after he raised the price of a lifesaving drug by 5,000 percent, paid $2 million in a 2015 auction for the album. He owns the rights to do anything he pleases with it, except sell copies. But interviews with rappers and managers involved in the recording raise questions about its provenance and value: Is Once Upon a Time in Shaolin a true Wu-Tang Clan album? Or did Shkreli pay lavishly for the work of a little-known producer with a peripheral link to the storied rap group?Shkreli, who currently faces a prison sentence for fraud, may himself have been played.
Shkreli, who currently faces a prison sentence for fraud, may himself have been played.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:12 (six years ago) link
How's that eBay auction going I wonder?
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
End of the story says it was at 1 million so he's still losing on the deal.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link
http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=132319745117&requested=martishkrel_7&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI&clk_rvr_id=1310442671363&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true
Gonna leave this here - The "Questions/Answers" section is, um, interesting...
― Mark G, Friday, 15 September 2017 07:57 (six years ago) link
I’m usually not surprised by these things, but nothing sets off my “It belongs on a museum!” reaction like
The feds want Martin Shkreli to fork over the https://mobile.twitter.com/stewartbishop/status/936622249431445509 million Wu-Tang Clan Album. pic.twitter.com/5QLWcJgDP7— Stewart Bishop (@stewartbishop) December 1, 2017
Motherfucker has an Enigma machine
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
So allegedly he's swole now:
https://www.inc.com/bill-murphy-jr/americas-most-hated-ceo-got-buff-in-prison-people-actually-like-him-there-heres-what-happened.html
There are no photos, only courtroom sketches, but at least according to the Post, Shkreli looked a lot harder and stronger under his blue jail uniform. "He's got his prison muscles, the Post quotes a "source close to the defense" as saying. "They like him in there. ... They don't put their arms around him and say 'Give me your money' like they do to other new prisoners. ... They like him."
"He's got his prison muscles, the Post quotes a "source close to the defense" as saying. "They like him in there. ... They don't put their arms around him and say 'Give me your money' like they do to other new prisoners. ... They like him."
There are also two letters that he's sent that have been made public--one to a friend named Lisa Whisnant, and the other to a Brooklyn-based media company called The Tab. He seemed like he was doing OK in both letters."Jail has some redeeming qualities," he wrote to The Tab. "It's probably the most social environment I've been in. ... There is camaraderie akin to a military setting. You learn just how lucky you are, you help others out, learn cool slang, watch BET all day. Great times!"Separately, he wrote Whisnant, "Things are not THAT awful here. ... There are some bright sides. I am teaching these prisoners some new things and hopefully some ways to change their lives."
"Jail has some redeeming qualities," he wrote to The Tab. "It's probably the most social environment I've been in. ... There is camaraderie akin to a military setting. You learn just how lucky you are, you help others out, learn cool slang, watch BET all day. Great times!"
Separately, he wrote Whisnant, "Things are not THAT awful here. ... There are some bright sides. I am teaching these prisoners some new things and hopefully some ways to change their lives."
There's just one small problem, per news from earlier today:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-crime-shkreli/pharma-bro-shkreli-to-be-held-responsible-for-10-4-million-in-losses-u-s-judge-idUSKCN1GA2DB?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social
The ruling from U.S. District Judge Kiyo Matsumoto could mean more prison time for Shkreli, since the amount of financial loss plays a major role in federal sentencing guidelines. While Matsumoto must consider the guidelines at the sentencing, which is scheduled for March 9, she is not bound to follow them.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 February 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link
IOW, pretty much just need a batch of super serum or something and then we'll have the supervillian for the second series of The Defenders.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 February 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link
lol
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/03/politics/trump-maralago-remarks/index.html#
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:46 (six years ago) link
wtf wrong article
http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/05/news/martin-shkreli-wu-tang-forfeiture/index.html
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link
How many times they gonna take away this dude's wu-tang record? Feel like I was reading that same exact article years ago
― Dan I., Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link
Aw.
shkreli is crying at his sentencing right now— allie conti (@allie_conti) March 9, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link
what a fuckin snowflake
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
Getting weird over there
"There's no conspiracy to take down Martin Shkreli. I took down Martin Shkreli with my disgraceful actions." lol damn dude— allie conti (@allie_conti) March 9, 2018
lmao the judge is talking about lauren duca— allie conti (@allie_conti) March 9, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link
Oh my god.
oh also earlier shkreli's own lawyer mentioned wanting to punch him in the face so there's that— allie conti (@allie_conti) March 9, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link