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Vagina is a non effort.

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

Left myself wide open tbf

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

If you can spread the crack, a tooth pick is good for getting your glue down in the separation.

...
― earlnash, Sunday, August 27, 2017

El Tomboto, Monday, 28 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

the bottom's where all the good chewy goodness is

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link

lol i cant even remember the context

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

good news is that it looks like jose is going to end up just dying slowly while chilling out in the atlantic!

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (thirteen seconds ago) Permalink

sarah mclachlan is extremely cool imo

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still like the My Dick album

― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:20 (six years ago) link

Space porn requires patience.

― Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, September 16, 2017 1:25 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link

*Axl Rose whistle*

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link

Squash my ass.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

aww, lookit that li'l scamp

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

If they do it with Bradley Walsh every week I'm all in.

― nashwan, Thursday, November 9, 2017 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link

such an impressive asshole ;_;

― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Whitney do you know any schooltechers

― brimstead, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:35 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link

keep your friends close, and lick your enemy's butthole

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 21, 2017 5:43 PM

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link

not sure the context would have helped much tbf

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

*high*

― daavid, Thursday, January 25, 2018 10:53 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

lol @ wales

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I do have that nasty oozing rash all over my ass...

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:52 (six years ago) link

O_o

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:55 (six years ago) link

When I saw that I couldn't resist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:05 (six years ago) link

out of context and out of decade too

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:06 (six years ago) link

A brief perusal of old Ask A Drunk threads would no doubt yield a cornucopia of context-free quotes useful for VG's revenge, should she wish such.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:27 (six years ago) link

i feel v attacked lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:37 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

'GREAT ASS' wins.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:01 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 09:43 (six years ago) link

😌

scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 10:35 (six years ago) link

cock to one side

― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:40 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:44 (six years ago) link

Take that to the male fashion thread.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

its ok he was dressing up not dressing download

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link

there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.

― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink

sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link

If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes

― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

"Loneliness" isn't the game i'm thinking of, it turns out

― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:25 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

:D :/ :D

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

;_;

( ;-) )

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

this week i'm on a rollercoaster too stupid/boring for even me to post about it

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

It's in there, it's just very small.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (five years ago) link

Lol

albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018

me too

Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood

― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

i definitely say "yessed out" a lot

flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

I think i have historically had at least five whenever i checked in

― Trϵϵship, Friday, August 17, 2018 2:40 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting

― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 10:40 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

i was absolutely horrified to find myself touched

― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 4:29 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

My fault will. I should have known you weren’t saying that the historically black and latino bronx was like 8chan and the majority asian flushing was like reddit, even if there are a few dungeons here and there, because tjat would have been super racist and out of character.

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:51 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link

lmao

flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9egNUVybxA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link

perhaps, i like me some OG ham with a gold-hearted prostitute

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 28, 2019 9:57 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link


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