HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones - Thread 2. There are a lot of nerds.

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The ravens made the trip from winterfell in a few minutes, after all.

stet, Monday, 14 August 2017 22:35 (six years ago) link

even if they bring back one zombie i'm not sure that'd illustrate the gravity of the situation

"I actually already own one. It's like eight feet tall. Super fuckin useful."

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 14 August 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link

it'd be good if they fail and one of them has to dress up as a wight, ideally with a sheet that has eyeholes in it

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 August 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link

This has to further the plot somehow other than it being a really stupid idea

sansa riff (sarahell), Monday, 14 August 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

I remain baffled as to how they will grab one and do a runner, given what happened at Hardhome.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 14 August 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link

"I actually already own one. It's like eight feet tall. Super fuckin useful."

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, August 14, 2017

https://i.memecaptain.com/gend_images/08XuZQ.jpg

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 14 August 2017 23:59 (six years ago) link

so, Cersei's supposed pregnancy. Lying, or gonna miscarry? She isnt bringing anything to term - the prophecy said she'd have 3 kids and theyd die and thats already happened.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link

Did the prophecy say she'd only have 3 kids? I can't remember.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link

I just relooked it up, it did. That she'd have 3 kids, they'd all die, and then her "valonqar" would strangle her. Valonqar apparently means little brother. She always assumed this meant Tyrion. What if it actually turns out to be Jaime?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:26 (six years ago) link

maybe it isn't really his kid, little bro finds out, and that's just another brick in the wall?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link

xp - though it's from the same language that doesn't specify gender ...

sansa riff (sarahell), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:51 (six years ago) link

Well ok, but Cersei doesnt have a sister...

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:56 (six years ago) link

arya has become so loathsome, I hope baelish kills her

― ogmor, Monday, 14 August 2017 22:38

Why loathsome?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link

I remain baffled as to how they will grab one and do a runner, given what happened at Hardhome.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, August 14, 2017 7:11 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark

the episode preview at the end of the credits has them running back at a full sprint, hard to see how they can beat the white walker zerglings

, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link

they got like three episodes worth of bran in a sled being pulled by holdor outrunning white walkres though so who knows

, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link

hmmm, if I'm fighting the white walkers, i stand about 10 feet out into the water and throw dragonglass at them

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link

[qyburn sees fast approaching white walker horde] i know... giant crossbow with piece of dragonglass glued to the arrow

, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link

the whole jon/dragon scene was p funny. i guess it wasn't intentional but when dany said, all proud and beaming "i consider them my children" and jon snow just did this look that was like "eh, okay, moving on..."

Like a Tinder profile that mentions "fur babies."

louie mensch (milo z), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link

what was with qyburn getting sickburned by jaime twice in the last episode? ok, not sickburned, i guess, but qyburn would be like "hi-yeeeeee jaime!" and jaime would be like "i'm on my way to make out with my sister, i cannot talk"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 01:21 (six years ago) link

first I thought qyburn was up to something nefarious but later I thought he was consulting cersei about her pregnancy and jaime was like "what's this guy always doing around?" and qyburn was like "oh boy I know a secret!"

dan selzer, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link

the most nutso fun plot scenario is for one of the 7 samurai to be wightified (Jorah most likely) then, when brought to show the queen(s), for one of them (Cersei) to be wightified herself.

Night Queen; you heard it here first.

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:10 (six years ago) link

so she would go all white and her face would freeze in place and she would just stare at everything
how would we be able to tell

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:17 (six years ago) link

would she give birth to a zombie baby????

sansa riff (sarahell), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link

if jorah becomes wightified hes just that guy in your party who always becomes inflicted with status ailments and you dont want to waste anymore fenix downs to cure him

, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:40 (six years ago) link

Euron is going to sail over to Eastwatch and get zomboed.

mick signals, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 03:10 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/inhPC9q.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 03:19 (six years ago) link

lol @ the Hounds Liver Stam stat.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link

*whispers* that's not the hound

gbx, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 03:47 (six years ago) link

yeah, the hound is the really blurry face just next to the really blurry face in the back

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 03:47 (six years ago) link

the hound has the fire stat!

gbx, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 03:48 (six years ago) link

oh god, its not is it. Well in my defence they are all bloody blurry!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 03:50 (six years ago) link

+ 65% blurry means +65% stealth

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 03:54 (six years ago) link

Am I right in thinking that everyone going North of the Wall has had some kind of death based or supernatural experience except the ginger Wildling dude?

In the book Mr. Wildling talks about an escapade with a bear.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 04:51 (six years ago) link

the most nutso fun plot scenario is for one of the 7 samurai to be wightified (Jorah most likely) then, when brought to show the queen(s), for one of them (Cersei) to be wightified herself.

Night Queen; you heard it here first.

― sean gramophone, Tuesday, August 15, 2017 3:10 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://sae.tweek.us/media/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

i don't think there's enough time for much in the way of machinations and loyalty-switching at this stage of the game, it seems to be like the rest of it will be a pretty straightforward run: finishing off the conflicts south of the wall, uneasy alliances in order to defeat the Night King's army of the undead after that. my only theory is that at some point next season Cersei will become the Night Queen, just a full evil power-up. But that might be too ridiculous...maybe.

― nomar, Tuesday, July 18, 2017 6:13 PM (four weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nomar, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 05:33 (six years ago) link

night queen - i heard it here first and second

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 05:38 (six years ago) link

guys, hear me out: Night Queen, you guys.

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 05:57 (six years ago) link

Confused why they're risking Gendry on this stupid capture-a-zombie mission when he's seriously needed forging dragonglass into weapons

― sansa riff (sarahell)

Not only that, surely his lineage could come in useful somehow. Like if he married Dany to combine the Targaryen and Baratheon dynasties.

chap, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 10:05 (six years ago) link

what is there to like about arya? she's let vengeance take over her life, she was shown to have some empathy early on but by this point has killed dozens if not hundreds of people and seems to really enjoy it. she's self-righteous, self-involved and is now looking v greasy

ogmor, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 10:33 (six years ago) link

more interesting as a character than she was previously. tbf she did see hundreds of men taunting her brother's corpse with a wolf's head rammed onto it, afair

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 10:34 (six years ago) link

Yes to all of Ogmor's points, yet I for one still root for her.

chap, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 10:37 (six years ago) link

Episode 8: Women Love Bastards

nashwan, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 10:37 (six years ago) link

she's more straightforward and less conflicted than ever. I'm sure there'll be some big change/crisis but for now she's awful

ogmor, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 10:39 (six years ago) link

aaaand it's gone

fun while it lasted tho

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 11:19 (six years ago) link

wrong thread

or was it

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 11:21 (six years ago) link

I don't think Arya is particularly flawed next to the other characters. She's been alone a long time and I don't think her being self-involved has hurt anyone?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link

I can't think of any other character who has made murder their life's purpose in the same way

ogmor, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link

nomar, i concede!

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

Arya is waaaaaaay less interesting now

President Keyes, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link

Is she going to kill Cersei?
Dont fucking care

President Keyes, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link

i like Arya a lot and this transition to cold-blooded, single minded avenging assassin has been setting itself up for seasons. this is about where she should be rn.

she might be a little zzz at the moment, but most of these character are this season tbh.

circa1916, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 12:28 (six years ago) link


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