Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

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got credit his hussle a little bit

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Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Willenium

niels, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

haha, this is kinda prophetic:

After winning the award twice in a row in 1998 and 1999, Smith was nominated again for the Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance at the 2000 ceremony for "Wild Wild West", but lost out to Eminem's debut single "My Name Is".

niels, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

whoa, surprised that Willenium hasn't been mentioned yet, I think we've finally found another bonafide New Jersey.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

Prism too. Remember the truck?

maura, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link

If it's so surprising, why in the hell didn't you mention it, then?

(xpost)

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

Well, exactly. You forget about New Jerseys. I figured the sleuths in this thread would've found it already. A defining feature of a New Jersey is an "Ohhh yeah!" reaction.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

more like "oh...yeah"

President Keyes, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

dammmmn willennium is on point. crowning glory: the biggest song on it was a soundtrack hit six months before the album came out, and it acquires a lengthy spoken-word intro in which Will tries to convince toddler Jaden that it really should be left off the album, citing several other ostensible bangers that could replace it.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 23:48 (six years ago) link

Not sure if this album would be considered a big enough event to be a New Jersey, but it seemed like one to my teenage mind:
The Offspring - Conspiracy of One

MarkoP, Thursday, 19 October 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link

^ Yeah, it had 'Want You Bad' and... *thinks hard* something about a prankster on it. But it marked the last of their big commercial successes.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Thursday, 19 October 2017 06:02 (six years ago) link

*rouses from sleep*

The reason Willenium wasn't mentioned is that it was a relative flop compared to the previous album. Big Willie Style sold 9 million copies in the US, had a #1 and two top 20 singles beyond the preceding movie tie-in. Willenium sold 2 million, and had no top 20 singles after the preceding movie tie-in. It was a clear misfire long before the release of the follow-up.

*goes back to sleep*

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 07:37 (six years ago) link

surely a defining feature of a NJ is that after initial recognition its NJ status is ultimately disputed and rejected

niels, Thursday, 19 October 2017 08:20 (six years ago) link

hmmmm so it's more of a Fairweather Johnson? looking at the actual performance of the actual album singles I buy that... pretty dismal.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:05 (six years ago) link

To qualify as a New Jersey, the album has to sell as much or even more than its predecessors yet everyone knows the gig is up.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

a bomb is not a New Jersey.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

da croupier & alfred otm

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 October 2017 12:25 (six years ago) link

willennium was not a bomb imho (4x platinum!) - but agreed that it is way way too diminished as a followup to count as a NJ.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 October 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link

I think you guys are being way too rigid. 4 million is not a bomb and New Jersey itself has sold 10 million less than SWW

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link

Number 1:

Willennium was NOT an event album remotely on par w/New Jersey

The album was the follow-up to the band's third album, Slippery When Wet, and reached No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart in its second week of release after making its debut at No. 8. It remained at No. 1 for four consecutive weeks.[3] It produced five Billboard Hot 100 top ten hits, the most top ten hits to date for any hard rock/glam metal album, including "Bad Medicine" and "I'll Be There for You", which both reached No. 1. The album was certified 7x Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. The album also debuted at No. 1 in the UK and was the band's first UK No. 1 album.

Number 2:
Will Smith was not even capable of HAVING A NEW JERSEY in 1999. He's coming off Bad Boys, Indepedence Day, Men in Black and Enemy of the State, already a bankable Hollywood blockbuster action star and heading into his bid for critical acclaim Bagger Vance/Ali stage....

by this point he's not even primarily thought of as a music star, the fate of Willenium good or bad isn't where his career is going anyway

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 October 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link

I'm pretty sure we discussed a long time ago that despite the thread title no album is ever going to match exactly the data points of the album "New Jersey" by the band Bon Jovi, and we can look for similarities in other blockbuster follow-up albums.

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link

p.s. some of those movies you mention came out before Big Willie Style

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link

we did discuss that and this is still not a New Jersey

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 October 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link

*stomps angrily out of bedroom*

How the fuck did the sales magically turn from 2 million in the US to 4 million for willenium in the last 8 hours? Wikipedia has it at double platinum. Riaa.com has it double platinum.

Slippery When Wet and New Jersey both sold over 5 million copies before the release of the next album. New Jersey had MORE top ten hits than Slippery When Wet. "New Jersey" status doesn't just go to the last album by an artist you can remember.

I swear to fucking god, it blows my mind there are records nerds who want to play this game but a) don't want to look beyond personal anecdotal experience and b) can't fucking count to ten.

*storms out of room, slamming door*

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

*opens door a crack*

Sorry UMS, didn't see you'd already reaffirmed how notable New Jersey's stats are

*closes it quietly*

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

I might argue that Big Willie Style was the New Jersey to Will Smith's Fresh Prince career if I was feeling ornery

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

*talks politely from other side of door*

The problem there is the previous Fresh Prince album was Code Red. "Boom boom shake the room" has not endured in culture better than "Miami," let alone "gettin jiggy with it"

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

I swear to fucking god, it blows my mind there are records nerds who want to play this game but a) don't want to look beyond personal anecdotal experience and b) can't fucking count to ten.

I couldn't find the Wikipedia "Feels a bit hollow" rating for this album, please assist

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

Ok, you said "career" but the early millenials still love those BWS singles is the point.

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

PK I know you miss me but you don't have to miss my point

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link

"Boom boom shake the room" has not endured in culture better than "Miami," let alone "gettin jiggy with it"

I'd say it has endured in culture as well as either of those tracks.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

Wikipedia has it at double platinum. Riaa.com has it double platinum.

sales to suppressive persons weren't calculated iirc

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

How the fuck did the sales magically turn from 2 million in the US to 4 million for willenium in the last 8 hours? Wikipedia has it at double platinum. Riaa.com has it double platinum.

clearly we all bought a couple hundred thousand copies of willennium just to troll you

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

when we troll into the wild wild west

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link

Lol, i just can't believe my luck at having this be atop the page when I couldn't sleep and decided to check ilx for the first time in months last night.

In the future, I'll just appear if I think the claim has merit. otherwise people can assume I didn't see it or my response is a gif of Kent brockman saying "do your research, Shutton" (if not a gif of David Caruso in session 9).

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

I guess it's 2017 so we all looped a willennium full album youtube link 1,000,000 times each

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

Pretty sure that if this thread has proven anything, it's that not every huge artist has a New Jersey. Also, New Jersey is awesome.

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No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

Shania Twain's Up! was mentioned a couple times upthread without any comment. Now it finally has a follow-up. But it might be in a class by itself: a diamond selling album with no real big singles.

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link

Supposed Former Willfatuation Junkie

Eazy, Thursday, 19 October 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

Boom! Shake The Room is one of the best Fresh & Jazzy singles btw (and all are better than any Will solo)

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link

they needed to cover Scritti's "Boom! There She Was."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link

the ACTUAL New Jersey of will smith's career is Hitch

qualx, Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:58 (six years ago) link

No way they play Hitch at jury duty here

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link

and In Good Company.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 October 2017 01:11 (six years ago) link

if new jersey was a movie would it not be a movie that occasionally gets played at jury duty?

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link

time to breathe new life into this thread

every huge actor has their "Hitch"

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:18 (six years ago) link

occasionally- no. but they haven't changed the DVD since 2005

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link

it's the only movie they play

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:26 (six years ago) link

how long has this trial been going on

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:29 (six years ago) link

flappy bird, my man, I think you were actually convicted of this crime

nomar, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link


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