EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

Would tour with

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Fascinating that Bannon can't find his own ass yet can suck his own cock.

― Josh in Chicago, 12. august 2017 05:50 (fourteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, he does have a large staff.

― nickn, 12. august 2017 09:16 (ten hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guh

man those daily stormer guys just can't catch a break huh

― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, August 14, 2017 7:34 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

every day, it's another storm

― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, August 14, 2017 7:35 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sage words, from a man who thinks the expression is 'treat the cure'.

obviously i meant treat the disease. but feel free to further punish me in bad faith for being ideologically inconsistent while offering zero ideas of your own

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, August 15, 2017 2:48 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just cos nobody else has any ideas doesn't mean you should give us yours

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, August 15, 2017 2:49 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looooool

<3

Many a true word...

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if someone comes after the lincoln memorial, call me.

― flappy bird, Wednesday, August 16, 2017 6:07 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark

https://media.giphy.com/media/s5C4U3oAw4yeQ/giphy.gif

― 龜, Wednesday, August 16, 2017 6:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like the idea that Megatron clip suggests, that we just carved a throne and a statue of Lincoln showed up and sat in it.

― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, August 16, 2017 6:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(edited for maximum LOLs)

The only way I can see the City of Oakland saying yes is if the rally promoters paid the City very large sums of money and they had it in a relatively out of the way place

― sansa riff (sarahell), Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:20 AM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, the city could say no but the court might say yes.

― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:22 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dim the lights
you can guess the rest

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:25 AM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sweet.

^^ what I'm thinking of.

yeah i just bought several hundred thousand shares of GE on the news. it just felt right.

xpost

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 August 2017 22:11 (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xposts

After a morning of drooping stock prices, the Dow Jones rose 27 points in the minutes following the news, according to MarketWatch, while the S&P 500 gained 8 points and the NASDAQ composite index rose 30 points.
a rise of 27 points is a rise of about 0.19%. Then it closed modestly down on the day

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― Karl Malone, Friday, 18 August 2017 22:12 (forty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shit

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 August 2017 22:18 (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am still trying to decide what to think about this juggalo situation

Grab it by the posse.

― Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, August 19, 2017 8:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When will you idiots change to celcius like a civilized country?

― Frederik B

a question of both kind and degree

― streeps of range (wins)

i dunno about right or wrong but Ilx used to be at least interesting. Now its the same vaginal-male perspective you get literally everywhere else

― sleepingbag, Tuesday, August 22, 2017 8:29 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whut

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, August 22, 2017 8:33 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

listen I'm just a regular guy, I put my vagina on one leg at a time like everybody else

― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 22, 2017 8:35 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't get the positioning of the hole in the USS McCain in a collision. It's very low for a ship that was larger than it and it is in the middle towards the rear. So how is that a collision, looks like a broadsiding and would be more predictable from a vessel lower than it, surely?

― Stevolende, 23. august 2017 13:15 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's because it was hit by the little protrusion (the 'bulbous bow', I am told) at the front of the tanker.

― how's life, 23. august 2017 14:00 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the tanker has a dick?

― Neanderthal, 23. august 2017 14:16 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, it is full of seamen

― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), 23. august 2017 14:21 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol penis

My guitar teacher plays in a band that covers a different act each month, perfectly replicating the studio versions of the songs. Steely Dan to the Band to the Replacements, Smiths, Neil Young, Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder and Prince, etc.. It's usually pretty packed but he told me the smallest crowd they ever had was for the night they did the Velvet Underground.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 09:44 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but everyone in that crowd went and started their own cover band

― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 09:45 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perfect setup

Can't miss stuff

I was just going to ask (rhetorically) who these people are who could sit for 90 minutes and listen to a pathetic blubbermonster (who has a lot of money and holds the highest office in the country) whine yet again about how unfair the world is to him. His attempts to make it about anyone BUT him are perfunctory, at best.

― Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 23, 2017 9:39 AM (four minutes ago)

leave out the "highest office" bit and you could be describing a latter-day Morrissey gig

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, August 23, 2017 9:42 AM (one minute ago)

amazing shouldn't necessarily imply an endorsement - like, 9/11 was amazing imo

― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, August 23, 2017 4:32 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but i don't think it was entirely good

― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, August 23, 2017 4:33 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cos he is king

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 27 August 2017 15:34 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who wants or needs a king? they just fuck you over.

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 27 August 2017 18:13 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trickle-down necronomics

― angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Sunday, 27 August 2017 18:43 (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Context: why would anyone worship Satan? thread

could be got tbf

this is the one drug that the door's shut on me ever taking it again. don't feel like a 50-y.o. father of two brain would be a reliable partner with acid

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, August 19, 2017 1:07 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, for your kids' sake you're definitely better off limiting yourself to softer shit like krokodil and weed

― the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Saturday, August 19, 2017 5:34 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so hard to get good krokodil these days

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, August 19, 2017 10:18 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know a guy but he's a bit flakey

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, August 20, 2017 4:01 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*sam elliott voice*

sweat. whisky. the open road. this motorcycle. conviction. your strong will. your own way. compromise left in the dust. a stiff breeze meets your glistening chest. a boner takes shape. you are saving america. you are america. outside of experience. bending time. undefeated. dominant. free. harley davidson. feel my roar waves. i am A and you are B. i am flexing my muscles in your face. you are frozen.

― Karl Malone, Sunday, August 13, 2017 2:31 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amazing harley content

lmao

cialis commercials gettin pretty deep

anyway, i get that feeling about sonic. i know i need to hold the speed boost button and go as fast as possible at times, but i haven't memorized the locations where doing that makes you immediately get damaged or fly off into an ocean. i'm supposed to learn from the mistake and restart the level and be like "gee willikers i betcha i'm gonna beat this level this time, just you watch!", but instead i'm just like "gee willikers i need a drink, fuck i need to pay my bills" and click the power button on the emulator

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 18:25 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and if he had a set of wings, man, i know he could fly. he's my little two-scoops - what on earth have we wrought?
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, August 30, 2017

I'm not trying to use this issue to shit on Sanders, I want to hear ideas towards a 12-step plan.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, August 30, 2017 1:32 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

First, admit you have a problem.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 14:15 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm gonna match the Guy Fieri dinner bill in casino chips (this joint is in a casino, in case anyone was not aware). Spouse will never do Guy Fieri to me again.

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

meaning $$ going to Guy is $$ going into me playing blackjack

what is the worst that could happen?

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 10:36 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only diarrhea

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looking for Swing music - ideally Glenn Miller or similar that has 4 beats or 6/8 to work with canter for a dressage test.

― s44rsy, Thursday, September 7, 2017 8:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you've come to the right place

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, September 7, 2017 8:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Ha, somebody came to me once for that exact thing (well, minus the GMiller). I put together some bits from Autobahn, and some Jools Holland boogie (she wanted that, specifically), it went quite well on the day.

there goes my idea for a geordie aor tribute act, dire rea

― plp will eat itself (NickB), Thursday, September 7, 2017 6:34 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe it's just Walter Becker's recent passing, but now I have "radical Islam" stuck in my head to the tune of "Babylon Sisters."

― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, September 11, 2017 2:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rad-i-cal is-lam
SAY IT

― nomar, Monday, September 11, 2017 2:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There aren't enough movies set during the War of the Ring imo.

― jmm, Monday, 11 September 2017 16:25 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

“Mr. President I’ve made a large bet that I would be able to make you say more than two words.” Coolidge considered this proposition carefully and then replied slowly and emphatically, “Radical Islam.”

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, September 11, 2017 2:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Belated welcome to the >18/<12 club, Joey.
― Andy K

Please don't start explaining the intricacies and traditions of excelsior-posting to me, I'm not interested--if you were a baseball fan, you'd understand how funny that is. I wish I'd thought of it first a few days ago: "Welcome to the 40/40/.900 club, Jose. Population, you."

Good sign when your intro speech is a cranky defence alright

Saw this on LinkedIn and thought it was a parody.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJccPTdUEAI2lqv.jpg

― Eazy, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 10:13 AM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It never occurred to me before that some people's idea of heaven would still have capitalism in it

― ultros ultros-ghali, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 11:04 AM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What can I say, despite everything I've managed to hold on to some naivety lol