Awesome. Looks like it hit for the cycle on August 4
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 August 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
lol at sherwood figgill
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 7 August 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link
this is great
i wonder what would happen if you seeded it with current nhl player names (since some of the fighting baseball roster is a letter or two off from contemporaneous hockey players)
sincerely, Puukka Obuchkin
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:04 (six years ago) link
Belated applause for ulysses’ excellent universe building efforts on this thread
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 8 October 2017 02:11 (six years ago) link
btw I died all over again reading through this. We really need to make the dugnutt jerseys happen
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 8 October 2017 02:14 (six years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/9nKd6vY67Y— Cory Byrom (@cdbyrom) April 11, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link
can't believe Mike Truk didn't win this
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:21 (six years ago) link
i keep thinking about Karl Dandleton
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link
this is the gift that keeps on giving
― #TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link
My wife plays Disney Emoji Blitz (I know), and it has a thing where if you don't have enough Facebook friends to fill out your leaderboard, the spaces get filled with "other random" players. They're very obviously just bot names rather than real users though. Right now she's in the lead, followed closely by Brisket Jimmothy! BRISKET JIMMOTHY!
(I already googled, zero results)
― JimD, Friday, 12 October 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link
Jimmothy Cricket
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 12 October 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link
this list of top tier lacrosse players names is destroying my life right now pic.twitter.com/MQE1BwJ6nY— intrusive thot (@kittygaga_) May 16, 2019
― Clay, Saturday, 18 May 2019 02:42 (four years ago) link
You had me up until “IV Stucker, Sr.”
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 May 2019 04:22 (four years ago) link
this followup tweet also worth looking at:
Don't forget the women. https://t.co/vkVlDhEMqe pic.twitter.com/JbaANResLP— John M. Cunningham (@jmcunning) May 17, 2019
― silverfish, Saturday, 18 May 2019 05:11 (four years ago) link
"Lizabanks Campagna"
― silverfish, Saturday, 18 May 2019 05:12 (four years ago) link
Not one of the original names, but while I was scanning the synopsis of Cats my brain remembered “Grisdedelda” -> LOL
― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 July 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link
this site for whatever reason seems to automatically generate unlimited #s of names like this - put your area code & prefix in the URL
https://tel2na.me/920-973
tag yourself, I'm Charitee Dingfelder
― frogbs, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
Palakika Huckabone
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:20 (four years ago) link
Dody Gong
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:24 (four years ago) link
In retirement, Anatoli Smorin was forced to confront that most human of conundrums. Having succeeded, what now? Eight million dollars earned over a twenty year career as the fan-favorite second baseman for the Possum Grape, Arkansas Dimbiddlers had made him a rich man. But it had not made him happy.
"I try drugs, deep sea fishing, cosplay, death metal band. All of it, wasted. So much money and time." He errantly kicks the pile of sawdust on the ground, his eyes clouding over in remembrance. "Recording industry more corrupt than baseball even. So I leave Arkansas. It not easy; I had come to love Arkansas ways and they have been so welcoming to me and my family. But something had to change. So I move to your Vistconsin. I buy four thousand acres, virgin land. First virgin thing I ever have, no?" Smorin's booming laugh echoes from some far-off mountain.
"I get mobile home. I park in field. I start to explore my land. That is when this forest, it speak to me." Anatoli's grin widens, showing gaps between teeth in the back of his mouth. "Long green everywhere, spread out over how you say VALLEY. Untouched for centuries, waiting for real man to arrive and show woods discipline. You Americans have word for this man? You call him lumberchuck. I recognize this American spirit, I hear it in my bones." Anatoli hefts his axe from one burly, ginger-befurred shoulder and plants it nearly a third deep in a mute pine. "Was only baseball that stop me from potential. I was lumberchuck all along."
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
incredible
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
Indeed. https://thedragonfriends.fandom.com/wiki/Fighting_Baseball. Which links to the full list from the original game
― Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 5 October 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link
pfft, no discussion whatsoever of their political leanings or judicial philosophies
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 October 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link
We found additional pages of them! If you’d not seen them, you’re welcome!I’ve wanted to get a Mets jersey with “Balloon” for a while now… pic.twitter.com/xzB4BVs5vO— Shane Duggan (@SB_Duggan) July 15, 2021
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 July 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link
we need a second poll. then a world series.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 16 July 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
― jmm, Friday, 16 July 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link
Fraven Pooth
― change display name (Jordan), Friday, 16 July 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link
someone get SCOTUSblog on this, asap
― I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Friday, 16 July 2021 18:52 (two years ago) link
Orel Nulholland is amazing.
― jmm, Friday, 16 July 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link
No fucking way did these animators sneak a Fighting Baseball reference in this. I’m shocked! https://t.co/rtd9Ngajbh pic.twitter.com/SSZ09nQFIC— Raza Waqif (@razawaqif) October 31, 2022
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Monday, 31 October 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
lol, good catch
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 October 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link
weirdly, the simpsons are pretty good this season
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 October 2022 23:03 (one year ago) link