Worst ever festival line up?

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No line-up yet, and not sure just how much music there will be, but worth keeping an eye on for this thread: Conservatives to hold one-day festival after response to Jeremy Corbyn’s Glastonbury appearance

Mid Norfolk MP George Freeman is credited with the idea, the aim of which is said to be increasing the party’s grassroots support.

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Now, the Financial Times reports he has raised £25,000 for the event, which will be held in September. Freeman said he had also had “some wonderful offers of help of sponsorship and venues” and the idea for a right wing festival “seems to have struck a chord”.

He likened the one-day festival to a “cross between Hay-on-Wye and the Latitude festival” and described it as a reaction to the “increasingly corporate, expensive and exclusive” Tory party conference.

Freeman’s event will be invitation-only, with only between 150 to 200 people to attend. He said it would be like a “first rave, you’ll remember who you brought.”

“Aim isn’t Glastonbury (!) More like grassroots #PoliticsFest: Big Tent. Philosophy. Culture,” he added on Twitter.

Emphasis mine etc. etc.

Dancing on the Pylons, Sunday, 6 August 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

Rumoured line-up

http://i.imgur.com/dtuZR3c.jpg

starving street dogs of punk rock (Odysseus), Sunday, 6 August 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link

Kate Bush is a conservative bastard?

JRN, Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

Sadly, it seems that way (recent-ish interviews)

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

She thinks Theresa May is great

starving street dogs of punk rock (Odysseus), Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

was not expecting this sad news when clicking on this thread

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

You could probably add Laura Marling to the bill, and Alex James of course. And might as well invite all the Blairite riff raff to this do as well, get fucking Lineker in there DJ'ing with Dan Hodges.

calzino, Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

It would not surprise me that Laura Marling is a tory. Has she said as much?

PaulTMA, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link

It would be even less surprising than Kate Bush, cos Marling is the daughter of a baronet rather than a doctor. Or does that work the other way round? Fuck knows. My only evidence is that Marcello once referred to her as a "Tory twat".

calzino, Sunday, 6 August 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link

The one time I had to endure her live show she came across as stuck up and self-involved, so I guess there was always that

PaulTMA, Monday, 7 August 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

I'd assumed that the thread had been revived to talk about Wilderness ...

djh, Monday, 7 August 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

the sponsor banner at the bottom is amazing

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

£60's a lot for a quieter bar and different toilets

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 7 August 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

It is very reassuring that you can purchase Soylent Green Yeoman's Mash Pots at so many familiar and easily accessible discount stores.

calzino, Monday, 7 August 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

love mash love mash pot

niels, Monday, 7 August 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

PARTYBABY

JoeStork, Monday, 7 August 2017 22:30 (six years ago) link

Would go to that. Incidentally, do you know S Club are now S Club 3?

sbahnhof, Saturday, 12 August 2017 10:39 (six years ago) link

My only evidence is that Marcello once referred to her as a "Tory twat".

Who hasn't Marcello referred to as a Tory twat? He probably says it to himself in the mirror in the mornings.

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:53 (six years ago) link

who actually is "tony roberts (as seen at NTAF 2016)"?

presumably not the actor who starred in several early woody allen movies

mark s, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:03 (six years ago) link

What the fuck is a Yeoman Mash Pot

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Saturday, 12 August 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link

I mean, I googled it, but

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Saturday, 12 August 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link

winning an ilx vegetables poll near you in mere hours

mark s, Saturday, 12 August 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

I love how people are so ready to write off Laura Marling because Marcell o called her a "twat"

This took me 5 seconds of googling

https://www.ft.com/content/a63127c2-fe07-11e6-96f8-3700c5664d30

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 12 August 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

i saw this one in high school. it didn't go to midnight. they cut off the power in the middle of melanie's set, and she finished the song in tears, unamplified.

Pop Concert on Labor Day

SPECIAL TO THE NEW YORK TIMES AUG. 29, 1975

An all‐day music festival, called the first Annual New York Pop Concert, will be held Monday at Freeport, L.I. Raceway. It is scheduled to begin at 11 A.M. and last until midnight. Sponsored by the new Jefron Productions, the Labor Day event will include Melanie, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Orleans, Tom Paxton, Batdorf & Rodney, Barnaby Bye, Aztec Two‐Step, Outlaws, Skyking and Jayne Olderman.

Thus Sang Freud, Saturday, 12 August 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

I love how people are so ready to write off Laura Marling because Marcell o called her a "twat"

This took me 5 seconds of googling

https://www.ft.com/content/a63127c2-fe07-11e6-96f8-3700c5664d30

― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

you need a premium account to read it

starving street dogs of punk rock (Odysseus), Saturday, 12 August 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link

if you google the url you'll get a readable link.

new noise, Saturday, 12 August 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link

don't care what Kate Bush feels politically, she's as classic as it comes.

Week of Wonders (Ross), Sunday, 20 August 2017 02:26 (six years ago) link

" a cryptic reference, Marling explains"

Fine Toothcomb (sonofstan), Sunday, 20 August 2017 08:35 (six years ago) link

BastardBury isn't a real festival.

billstevejim, Monday, 21 August 2017 04:31 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/d7ftuyx.jpg

Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Saturday, 3 February 2018 01:18 (six years ago) link

I'll pick you up when you arrive NV!

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:18 (six years ago) link

lol

Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:27 (six years ago) link

oh I saw that advertised a long while back, might've even mentioned it on ILX

imagining "an evening with Bez" in a Force 9 in the middle of the North Sea is unenticing

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link

scuttle the vessel for the good of all mankind

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link

one time I did that crossing and it was so choppy that I was stood in this office somewhere in Leiden I think the next day and the whole floor felt like it was still going up and down

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:41 (six years ago) link

As a student I once crossed to Newcastle. We got into a brawl with some Newcastle lads who'd drank up before we took off. Fuckers broke my watch, and a friend of mine was too busy puking then entire trip to help us out. It's more or less exactly what I imagine this "cruise" to be.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link

yeah but with that Inspiral Carpet organ riff playing on a constant loop

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:53 (six years ago) link

imagine that ship roaming the seven seas like the Flying Indieman

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link

omg I've just realised The Farm (acoustic), they'll be trawling for all the overboard jumpers for a month

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link

the ferry doesn't even go to Amsterdam

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link

No mercy xxxp

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link

Aahhaha it's going to Rotterdam but that just doesn't sound as cool

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link

they save that for the Beautiful Sou'wester cruise

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:59 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgmV5ubqetQ

This is amazing, from last years cruise. And indeed, the organ man, the organ.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 13:01 (six years ago) link

"The 3 amigos venture off on a quality weekend of live music and good times. "

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 13:03 (six years ago) link

if the novels of joseph conrad have taught me anything, bez is the one you can trust to come through in a typhoon

mark s, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link

I could be wrong but I think a ticket on this thing is cheaper than a ferry ticket for the weekend, maybe I'll take some earplugs and go for a day out in Rotterdam

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 13:13 (six years ago) link


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