If, in terms of demographics and temperament and criminal leanings, prisons were comprised mostly of Shkrelis, I would likely feel much differently about prisons.
― I'm Calling My Loyer! (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
abolish prisons and bring back the pillory
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
that tweet is killing me
call 911
tell my wife I love her
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
he has the mannerisms of Weird Al
― Οὖτις, Friday, 4 August 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
I'm guessing he won't give those back, either
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 4 August 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
big roffles: https://harpers.org/archive/2017/09/public-enemy/
― Dan I., Wednesday, 16 August 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
juror no. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
I often find myself wondering with dudes like this: did he have the misfortune of inheriting the face of a villain and decide to just embrace it rather than working to develop any decency or humanity?
― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link
he could have at least tried to become a typecast character actor
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
the court: The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind. Can you do that?
juror no. 144: I don’t think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.
the court: You are Juror Number 144 and we will excuse you. Come forward, Juror Number 155.
juror no. 155: I have read a lot of articles about the case. I think he is as guilty as they come.
the court: Then I will excuse you from this case. Juror Number 10, please come forward.
juror no. 10: The only thing I’d be impartial about is what prison this guy goes to.
― nomar, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
xp: Martin Shkreli is "Young Steve Buscemi"
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link
also long live juror no. 144
juror no. 59: Your Honor, totally he is guilty and in no way can I let him slide out of anything because —
the court: Okay. Is that your attitude toward anyone charged with a crime who has not been proven guilty?
juror no. 59: It’s my attitude toward his entire demeanor, what he has done to people.
the court: All right. We are going to excuse you, sir.
juror no. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link
i hope that last one was an over the shoulder, on the way out of the courtroom shout
― nomar, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
wait is that article real transcripts or a creative writing project?
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link
I often find myself wondering with dudes like this: did he have the misfortune of inheriting the face of a villain and decide to just embrace it rather than working to develop any decency or humanity?― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 16, 2017 4:03 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 16, 2017 4:03 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's like that phenomenon where guys named John Dentist become dentists
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link
xp apparently real
― sleeve, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
The doctor who performed circumcisions in the hospital where my kids where born was named Dr. Cox.
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
better that than dr butcher i guess
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link
Reality Winner a good example... i think
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link
Anthony Weiner obv
just read the Harper's story, LOL'd at this:
BRAFMAN: So much for the presumption of innocence.
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
Phenom is called 'nominative determinism'
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 17 August 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link
yes armand hammer is a good one
― nxd, Friday, 18 August 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link
yeah, because he makes his living as a blacksmith
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 August 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link
No he's a box of baking soda
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Friday, 18 August 2017 10:37 (six years ago) link
for a split second there, I was thinking: that Martin Skrtel always looked a bit of a dodgy fucker.
― calzino, Friday, 18 August 2017 10:46 (six years ago) link
he certainly has all the charisma of a box of baking soda
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 August 2017 11:41 (six years ago) link
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, August 16, 2017 8:55 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ooo gotcha. my brother said it's called an 'aptronym'
― flappy bird, Friday, 18 August 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
aptronym is good!
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 19 August 2017 08:00 (six years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/martin-shkreli-journalists-domain-name-custom-2017-8
smdh
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link
take solace in the fact that he's going to get the shit kicked out of him in prison
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link
The wind up...
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link
I think Ive just realised all this time Ive been mentally calling him martin "shrekli"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 24 August 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link
I guess I can understand the mechanics of filling a human skin with feces but I can't figure out how you then get it to do things like walk around and buy web domains.
― Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link
His own personal 9/11
Read #MartinShkreli apology here: pic.twitter.com/sFM8sa2QOt— Dan Mangan (@_DanMangan) September 12, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link
Wait, what did he say about Clinton? I missed that bit (and fuck wading thru twittr)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link
he suggested people pull here hair out while she was on her book tour and that he would pay 5k per clinton hair offered up to himwhat a profound fucking moron.
on a different point:https://nyulocal.com/i-look-like-martin-shkreli-and-its-ruining-my-life-45979b4e3a92
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:08 (six years ago) link
http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*7HNRtJpjjdqmqrKKnv_MiQ.pngstart by working on yr posture dude
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link
Easy celebrity impersonator gig, should pay for NYU
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:18 (six years ago) link
Byeeeeeeee
BREAKING: Ex-pharmaceuticals company CEO Martin Shkreli has bail revoked in New York securities fraud case, heads to jail.— The Associated Press (@AP) September 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
well at least there's one asshole in the world getting his comeuppance. now about those other guys...
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link
in light of this impassioned plea to the judiciary i have reconsidered my stance on martin shkreli
https://i.redditmedia.com/SpKjX2DSiUPm_bhkj6kqWsHBONIQlt2W0sOjMihDTTM.jpg?w=432&s=cdc99bbdf93899b0d17792673e90d14a
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link
^^ Key item in my future Dadaism and the Alt-Right seminar
― Eazy, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link
If I looked that much like shkreli I'd shave my head and register as an et impersonator instead
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
I fully believe he belongs in a messy jail cell.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
The Good Martin is in the messy room, and he can't leave...
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
that letter is so gross. "hey mr judge man, you don't get it, threatening people shouldn't be illegal because all my shut-in dickhead internet friends think it's funny, ps jacking up drug prices 1000% is bedroom model tinkering, i'm smart, peace"
― goole, Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
-AIDS medication-unreleased wu tang album-lock of hillary's hairpoor shkreli, jailed RIGHT before collecting all the potion ingredients— rachel axler (@rachelaxler) September 14, 2017
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
Which I assume is some magic tonic which will make his face stop doing that thing his face does.
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
back in the game
― anvil, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link