What's going to be great is if this is the one guy Trump pardons, for no particular reason.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 August 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link
SHHHH don't give him any ideas
― sleeve, Friday, 4 August 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
Whaddaya mean, 'for no reason'? Do you even realize how many positions he still has unfilled in his administration?
― I'm Calling My Loyer! (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link
Martin Shkreli, Surgeon General
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
who cares about looks, it's a shitty frame of mind, period
ordinarily i'd agree but this dude's exterior matches his interior so perfectly that it's hard not to comment on it
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
I just
Martin Shkreli's reaction when his lawyer says he is a "brilliant young man but sometimes people skills don't translate well" pic.twitter.com/vUCvL8un73— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) August 4, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 August 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
who cares about looks, it's a shitty frame of mind, periodordinarily i'd agree but this dude's exterior matches his interior so perfectly that it's hard not to comment on it
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, August 4, 2017 12:21 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I was referring to this:
hoping that people are treated poorly in prison is a shitty, shitty look imo― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, August 4, 2017 11:53 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, August 4, 2017 11:53 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm just nitpicking the whole "don't do this because it makes you look bad", when it should be more like "don't do this because it's mean and being mean is bad", but it really doesn't matter i guess.
― brimstead, Friday, 4 August 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
trump called this guy a brat or something iirc
― brimstead, Friday, 4 August 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link
xxpost He was clearly just providing a visual aid.
― I'm Calling My Loyer! (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link
Prison is bad enough without extra indignities befalling you. But this dude was eventually going to get punched in the face no matter what, prison or no. So I guess it's going to happen in prison.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 August 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link
Abolish prisons!!!!*sees Shkreli going to jail*my position on this issue has evolved— sick transit, gloria (@samknight1) August 4, 2017
― Bio-Digital Jezza (kingfish), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link
^^^^^^^
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link
If, in terms of demographics and temperament and criminal leanings, prisons were comprised mostly of Shkrelis, I would likely feel much differently about prisons.
― I'm Calling My Loyer! (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
abolish prisons and bring back the pillory
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
that tweet is killing me
call 911
tell my wife I love her
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 4 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
he has the mannerisms of Weird Al
― Οὖτις, Friday, 4 August 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
I'm guessing he won't give those back, either
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 4 August 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
big roffles: https://harpers.org/archive/2017/09/public-enemy/
― Dan I., Wednesday, 16 August 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
juror no. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
I often find myself wondering with dudes like this: did he have the misfortune of inheriting the face of a villain and decide to just embrace it rather than working to develop any decency or humanity?
― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link
he could have at least tried to become a typecast character actor
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
the court: The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind. Can you do that?
juror no. 144: I don’t think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.
the court: You are Juror Number 144 and we will excuse you. Come forward, Juror Number 155.
juror no. 155: I have read a lot of articles about the case. I think he is as guilty as they come.
the court: Then I will excuse you from this case. Juror Number 10, please come forward.
juror no. 10: The only thing I’d be impartial about is what prison this guy goes to.
― nomar, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
xp: Martin Shkreli is "Young Steve Buscemi"
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link
also long live juror no. 144
juror no. 59: Your Honor, totally he is guilty and in no way can I let him slide out of anything because —
the court: Okay. Is that your attitude toward anyone charged with a crime who has not been proven guilty?
juror no. 59: It’s my attitude toward his entire demeanor, what he has done to people.
the court: All right. We are going to excuse you, sir.
juror no. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link
i hope that last one was an over the shoulder, on the way out of the courtroom shout
― nomar, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
wait is that article real transcripts or a creative writing project?
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link
I often find myself wondering with dudes like this: did he have the misfortune of inheriting the face of a villain and decide to just embrace it rather than working to develop any decency or humanity?― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 16, 2017 4:03 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 16, 2017 4:03 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's like that phenomenon where guys named John Dentist become dentists
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link
xp apparently real
― sleeve, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
The doctor who performed circumcisions in the hospital where my kids where born was named Dr. Cox.
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
better that than dr butcher i guess
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link
Reality Winner a good example... i think
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link
Anthony Weiner obv
just read the Harper's story, LOL'd at this:
BRAFMAN: So much for the presumption of innocence.
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
Phenom is called 'nominative determinism'
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 17 August 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link
yes armand hammer is a good one
― nxd, Friday, 18 August 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link
yeah, because he makes his living as a blacksmith
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 August 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link
No he's a box of baking soda
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Friday, 18 August 2017 10:37 (six years ago) link
for a split second there, I was thinking: that Martin Skrtel always looked a bit of a dodgy fucker.
― calzino, Friday, 18 August 2017 10:46 (six years ago) link
he certainly has all the charisma of a box of baking soda
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 August 2017 11:41 (six years ago) link
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, August 16, 2017 8:55 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ooo gotcha. my brother said it's called an 'aptronym'
― flappy bird, Friday, 18 August 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
aptronym is good!
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 19 August 2017 08:00 (six years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/martin-shkreli-journalists-domain-name-custom-2017-8
smdh
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link
take solace in the fact that he's going to get the shit kicked out of him in prison
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link
The wind up...
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link
I think Ive just realised all this time Ive been mentally calling him martin "shrekli"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 24 August 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link
I guess I can understand the mechanics of filling a human skin with feces but I can't figure out how you then get it to do things like walk around and buy web domains.
― Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link
His own personal 9/11
Read #MartinShkreli apology here: pic.twitter.com/sFM8sa2QOt— Dan Mangan (@_DanMangan) September 12, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link
Wait, what did he say about Clinton? I missed that bit (and fuck wading thru twittr)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link
he suggested people pull here hair out while she was on her book tour and that he would pay 5k per clinton hair offered up to himwhat a profound fucking moron.
on a different point:https://nyulocal.com/i-look-like-martin-shkreli-and-its-ruining-my-life-45979b4e3a92
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 03:08 (six years ago) link
Don't know how I forgot about the reporter in a 'relationship' with Shkreli. Guess she's was still completely snowed as of a couple months back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wvdtiEv-qo
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link
A blast from the past!
BREAKING:Martin Shkreli must pay a $64.6 million fine and is BANNED FOR LIFE from "participating in the pharmaceutical industry in any capacity," a federal judge ruled. DEVELOPING story, @LawCrimeNews. https://t.co/WZ3owSJGYX pic.twitter.com/t8aSYXU6ar— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) January 14, 2022
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 January 2022 21:34 (two years ago) link
lmao
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 January 2022 22:29 (two years ago) link
I wonder if he still wears that smirk all the time.
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 14 January 2022 22:57 (two years ago) link
if only they did this to every monopolist
― adam t. (abanana), Friday, 14 January 2022 23:18 (two years ago) link
how creative are judges allowed to get with injunctions, exactly? can they require him to release Once Upon A Time in Shaolin?
― lukas, Saturday, 15 January 2022 02:34 (two years ago) link
It’s already been sold to some bullshit crypto wankers.
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 15 January 2022 03:02 (two years ago) link
He never owned the rights to release it, just a CD.
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Saturday, 15 January 2022 03:04 (two years ago) link
it's just a 60 minute version of "Got Your Money" anyway
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 03:11 (two years ago) link
apparently the case was pretty badly banged up
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link
lol that this dude was sitting in prison during the insane runup of crypto
― frogbs, Saturday, 15 January 2022 03:55 (two years ago) link
And he's out and about (and per the post above, just in time to totally miss crypto's bubble):
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Pharma-bro-Martin-Shkreli-released-from-17182037.php
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
back in the game
― anvil, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link