Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"I'm a star! I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

It is happening again... It is happening again...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHAT UP DOG?"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a TP reference, Tuomas?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"WOW BOB WOW"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope you've found my input useful.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

I saw a porno once where someone actually said that for no apparent reason.
Maybe she thought it was funny.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

that gives new meaning to the whole "in the end" part

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a TP reference, Tuomas?

Yes.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

but the "got so far" bit can be hit and miss

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

on that note,
"I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"i tried so hard"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"I've had better"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I'M COMING UP YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSS

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

HI NED

Whoa. Dare I envision the contexts (assuming they don't involve me)?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess the context would be that you walked in?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Or maybe I just materialized in a vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

He's fixing the copier.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

we are the robots

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/YOU-MAN-NOW.jpg

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"EXCELSIOR!!!!!"

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

"IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME"

*donkey punch*

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Elvis has left the ding-a-ling.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

"VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM!"

(ok, who gets my reference?)

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

What aisle is tissue paper on?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Slow down little nigga
Don’t exceed your speed
Cuz I will put g's on they fitted like the Negro league
I got connects so I don’t need no weed
I’ve been in LA for a year now
So I don’t see no seeds
After I’m done you clappin’ the crew
Hell yeah, I fuck fans
Guess what your favorite rapper does too
In a minute I’ma have the Jew to makin’ my rims spin
My crew run wild at the Jamaica’s at Kingston
Nothin’ but bling bling in ya face boy
That’s why my knicks shine like one of them shirts Puffy and Mase wore
I done find a nympho as soon as I pop a bra
She had my balls head first just like a soccer star
You can only stand next to the man if you proper
Ya'll take care of birds like a animal doctor
Been out and I’m buzzin’ niggas just slept on me
So I’m out for revenge like one of bin laden's cousins

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"What's your take on Jon Williams?"

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

"COLUMNATED RUINS DOMINO!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

(especially if you sing it just like the record)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! I. AM. A. MAN!"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"MY BALLS ESPLODE!!!!!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"Arial is the poor man's Helvetica"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"Jumanji!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno: "It was funny, they used a big clip of me.... Right after Brokaw and Brokaw was absolutely the most unfunny guy in the world, and the audience got a big charge out of my.... It was good."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"oh, i'm so sorry. that usually never happens to me, but you look so fucking hot, hey, hey, aw, come back, co-"

*sigh

"tough on cum, tough on the causes of cum"

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I have some questions about Homosexual Sex. How do you decide whose dick goes in whose butt? Do you get poo on your penis? Do homosexuals masterbate the same as everybody else or do they put something in their butt?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i, thankfully, don't have any questions on homosexual relations...

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I was flipping through the late night Skinemax movies Saturday night and I heard this beaut.

"Im gonna let one go on your pocket taco!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Im gonna insert my hot shaft in your tender vittles.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"Where's Aja?"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

GARU G

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

SPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 23 October 2004 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

je4nne wins

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 October 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

"I wonder if it's night time in Lithuania?"

― JTS, Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

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