HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones - Thread 2. There are a lot of nerds.

Because it's not that SIMPLE! He is the three eyed raven! He always was!

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Wow unbookmarking this thread was such a great decision

i wonder what dan m was hoping this thread would be

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fire...and ice

jorah is a man outside of time, the dragons squawk in the morning sun. the horse thinks about its past in another land, east of essos, or so jorah believes, according to daenerys, is what the dragon on the left heard at least

they all gain 150% experience for 10 minutes

is anyone enthused about the fact that jorah is back to his old self?

i'm looking forward to him tracking down dany and then managing to get himself banished again within five minutes

will he walk in on dany bangin' jon y/n?

Yes but they won't notice so it'll be just between him and Bran.

I like Jorah, hope he finds someone else.

sam

if you can't handle me at my grayscalest, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my needy loser

pretty sure the Jorah/Sam stuff is to set up Sam becoming Dani's maester

series gonna end with a cut to old sam finishing off his book 'a game of thrones' & winking at the camera

and/or, it'll end roseanne-style with sam finishing his fictional account of the last couple of years after everything got too messy and confusing

old Sam wakes up from his nap and remembers he's actually been procrastinating for six years on finishing the last instalment of his book

a popular stage version of current events in westeros has caught up to the present and is now well advanced in predicting the future

series ends with Sam finishing his book, then Al Gore knocks on the door and explains that the White Walkers were Climate Change, then the producers come out to talk about their new show on HBO and Sean Bean jumps out of a plane and lands on their heads. Then a boob.

The boob wins best guest actress at the 2020 Emmys

lol bizarro that just made me chortle with intensity

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The boob wins best guest actress at the 2020 Emmys

A while back I started thinking about arrested development's "take a good look, it's the last time you'll be seeing these" line every single time Melisandre appears and it has pretty much ruined all scenes with her for me

ha it's never the last time

Spring break in Westeros must be great.

spring break is coming

"pretty sure the Jorah/Sam stuff is to set up Sam becoming Dani's maester"

I misread this and now I'm picturing Sam in full bondage gear, thanks.

did we talk about that cut from sam popping jorah's body pimples to the shot of the food??

It was mentioned

just checking

i keep thinking about it out of nowhere

my kid was very insistent that we get a chicken pot pie the other day while we were at Trader Joe's and he must have wondered why my face kept turning ashen.

It wasn't as good as the soup/shit/books cutting but I hope they'll think of something else.
Me, Myself And Irene is the high watermark with shit/ice cream.

Scheiss cream

i like how jorah came out of being cured of grayscale just looking like he had a particularly bad case of the chicken pox

kudos to the GoT effects team for making grayscale removal look like picking at your nastiest, most infected scab from when you were a kid

and how engineered garments continue to sponsor his wardrobe xpost

Jorah's survival increasing disappointing in the face of all the characters who have kicked it since last season's finale.

yeah it's hard to imagine they have something genuinely interesting in store for him

Gotta think he'll be cutting up some ghouls with longclaw before things are over

if you believe that his path will cross w/Sam's again (that "goodbye" was more of a "see you later" imo), you wonder if he'll have a hand in the battle against the night king. maybe his greyscale has rendered him immune to something.

one does not simply walk into a bout w/greyscale and remain unchanged~

Itchier skin probably

maybe he'll have a heart-warming reunion with his niece, or great-niece, or whatever relation the badass precocious tween of Bear Island is to him

maybe she'll give him some tough love about the slavery thing and real talk, like "Uncle Jorah, that Targaryen girl just isn't that into you. Get yourself a Northern girl."

old Sam wakes up from his nap and remembers he's actually been procrastinating for six years on finishing the last instalment of his book

Or last ep, Jon Snow goes off to have a shower, walks in the room and there in the shower its NED STARK this was all a dream the end.

you wonder if he'll have a hand in the battle against the night king. maybe his greyscale has rendered him immune to something.

This is pretty much the only worthwhile place his character could go at this stage.

yeah heroic death to save another surely on the cards

Daenerys presumably

hopefully there's a chance for her to reject him one final time as he lies dying

Judging by the last episode she's definitely been at the coke on that voyage so anything goes right now.