Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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Materializing. Is he dead or something?

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Friday, 28 July 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link

that was a posthumous realease after he was killed in a failed birdman attempt off the end of bognor pier - sadly he didn't have it 'in the wings' that day.

plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 28 July 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link

just looked this up on discogs and it seems to be one of the first albums that Daniel Lanois was credited on (as engineer). idk if he appears on the cover.

soref, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link

the tracklist for the second Crackers album ("Hard On You") is perfect

A1 Hard On You 3:20
A2 Double Trouble 3:02
A3 The Tit Man 2:35
A4 Visions 3:55
A5 Rock 'N Roll Tonite 2:22
B1 The Shove 4:11
B2 Snort 4:13
B3 Life Is Just A Stage 3:34
B4 Arts Of The Sailor (Pirate Song) 2:58
B5 Little Johnny 5:06

soref, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

Crackers3 years ago
This album cover was our managers idea, he sent it to print before we even got to see it, oh well, BRANDED. Thanks for the kind words guys, you can contact Crackers at regdenis✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ We'd love to hear from you! Those were Glory Daze for sure eh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAL8GmGkbPw

earlnash, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link

"Our manager also titled all the songs, especially 'The Tit Man'"

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 31 July 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link

Are those 57s? I usually prefer to mic butts with a high quality large diaphragm condenser or a spaced pair of small diaphragm condensers in an X/Y pattern

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 July 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link

Nahhh, ya gotta use the Neumann binarual system.

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/images/images500x500/Neumann_KU_100_KU_100_Dummy_Head_146368.jpg

nickn, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

Haha I've seen pictures of that setup it's unreal, recording in front of a crash test dummy with 2 mics sticking out of its ears

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:34 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/q9MfZ7Q.png
this cover confuses me - how does 24 parrots work as a pun?

niels, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link

we must've had these guys already surely, but just in case...

http://allabouttherock.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/MEAL_TICKET_THREETIMESADAY-547348-300x298.jpg

Meal Ticket - Three Times A Day

plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 7 August 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link

btw britishers of a certain age will be more familiar with the singer of that band from his television gig:

http://www.jedisparadise.com/2/index_htm_files/15295.jpg

plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 7 August 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link

https://image.ibb.co/hacPpv/gibbons.jpg

Steve Gibbons Band - Maintaining Radio Silence

plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 7 August 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

Henry Gross, "Plug Me Into Something"

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/457/MI0002457546.jpg

Tonight I Cut My Temple Teeth (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link

Henry Gross, "Show Me to the Stage"

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/508/MI0001508088.jpg

Tonight I Cut My Temple Teeth (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

Henry Gross, "What's In a Name?"

http://www.onehitwanderer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/WHATS-IN-A-NAME.jpg

Tonight I Cut My Temple Teeth (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:54 (six years ago) link

And Henry is carrying on the good work, this seems to be his latest album,

http://www.henrygross.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/OneHitWanderer.jpg

Tonight I Cut My Temple Teeth (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:55 (six years ago) link

I posted a few of those here before but holy cow how did I miss "What's In A Name?" Nice job.

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Friday, 11 August 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link

why is he pointing at his name in that last one, is that part of the joke somehow?

soref, Friday, 11 August 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link

According to wiki his one hit was about a dead dog, so maybe he's pointing to heaven?

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 11 August 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link

I think he is signifying "1 (one)"

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 11 August 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link

Show Me To The Stage should not be overlooked.

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 11 August 2017 02:34 (six years ago) link

He's trying to find a contact lens that popped out, what with it blurry and all.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Friday, 11 August 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

He really missed a chance by not naming one of his albums "That's Gross", didn't he?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 09:37 (six years ago) link

Gross Negligence - The B-Side Collection

Number None, Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link

("Shannon" is all time btw)

Number None, Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link

yeah it is so much more than a dead dog song. not something that points to a great multi-album career though. i used to own the s/t and it was utterly utterly forgettable except for the groovy lettering on the cover

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Don't *think* we've had this one before, the only results I can find on the thread for "Buzzard" are dear old Tucky Buzzard.

Anyway:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0806/6897/products/10157_FRONT_1024x1024.jpg?v=1432762926

Anyway, this is "You Always Know Where You Stand With a Buzzard" by Clive John, which I saw in the wild today.

Tim, Monday, 4 September 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

OK, I admit did post that earlier in this thread but actually seeing it in the flesh sort of trumps that.

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link

such a weird title/cover match. like was it changed last-minute from "you always know where you stand with a pumpkin"? how the hell did they arrive at either of these?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:31 (six years ago) link

not sure but I don't know if I've seen an underground/millennial band do one of these covers/titles ironically until now

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1270621574_10.jpg

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 September 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

Trying too hard there guys, lacks the necessary insouciance.

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 11 September 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

yeah this stuff can't be done ironically imo

it's gotta come from the heart or the genitals

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

Henry Threadgill has some of these

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/You_Know_the_Number.jpg

Miami Dolphins are too self-aware

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link

https://www.headheritage.co.uk/unsung/review/1536/

The cover features the still-hairy prototypical hippy freak Clint generously holding out a giant fake-looking orange. The title of the album came from what Clint said to a visitor who fled after being attacked by buzzards whose nest site he’d unwittingly approached, the point being that you’re supposed to stand your ground and the buzzards will hold back.

new noise, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link

if we're including not just bad titles but literal interpretations of boring titles, i like this one

http://andywest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/FreeFall.jpg

nomar, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

love the sparkly on the sunglasses. its the little things

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link

happy 43rd anniversary of I've Got My Own Album To Do's release

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 September 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link

https://img.cdandlp.com/2012/06/imgL/115408062.jpg

more Bromberg

nomar, Sunday, 17 September 2017 04:51 (six years ago) link

https://preview.ibb.co/ffidG5/IMG_1929.jpg

Judi Pulver - Pulver Rising

plp will eat itself (NickB), Sunday, 17 September 2017 05:03 (six years ago) link

love that one

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 September 2017 12:34 (six years ago) link

Those guys look pretty chill

Moodles, Sunday, 1 October 2017 07:18 (six years ago) link

some Roy Wood albums in my local shop, Mustard is even uglier irl!

http://i.imgur.com/JJ7QnZI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nMnkZMi.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 1 October 2017 10:49 (six years ago) link

"Mustard" cover was painted by Roy Wood - but then he did everything on that album, he probably pressed it too.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 October 2017 10:56 (six years ago) link

Max Webster were tight bros w Rush

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 1 October 2017 12:47 (six years ago) link

Tru

Moodles, Sunday, 1 October 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

http://www.nottinghamlive.co.uk/live/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/John-Bishop-Announcement.jpg

Present day example

bidfurd, Sunday, 1 October 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link

http://www.vinylvendors.com/Pictures/m/i/michaelfranks486809.jpg

niels, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link


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