start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

what an achievement for her that she can manage to breathe in AND out

i wouldn't say the neighbour's new scooter has an alarm with a hair trigger but it's just been set off by the rain.

seriously, it goes off 5 times a day. you only have to look at it slightly hard and 'woo, woo, woo'

People who line up far too close behind me.

Like yeah, if you invade my personal space even more aggressively, the line consisting of two or more people ahead of me will surely go faster. Stupid fucking assholes.

I feel like I should carry around some small business cards that have something on them like, "Hello, you are receiving this card because you have taken some action that may lead to causing a person with diagnosed social anxiety a panic attack. Please be more mindful of the implications of your actions and body language. Thank you."

But then, I'd probably become the villain for actually calling people out on their (perhaps unintentionally) aggressive behavior.

Maybe just fart?

Yeah hate that too close behind you thing. Like being in a queue beside your supermarket purchases on a conveyor belt beside you & them pushing into the back of you or pushing a trolley into you.
I'd assume most people would be trying to stand beside their stuff not be pushed forward of it because somebody ahead of you was making a bulk buy.

I hate when people walk closely enough behind me that I can hear their conversation. They don't even have to be talking loud, but I'm close enough that I'm essentially a listening participant. I didn't sign up for this.

sitting in the park eating my lunch i demand a personal exclusion zone with a 2 metre radius, anyone walks past any closer than that & it's side-eye time.

I'm actually not joking when I say that I save my farts for the smokers who don't abide by the twenty foot rule in California. I'm pretty shameless with it when I see them outside Starbucks. There is a particular group of about five dudes who just sit about ten feet from the door and chain smoke. I literally make a loop around them while forcing it. I know they've heard it on more than one occasion.

thing that drives me up the wall when I get off the train after work and have to walk up a hill to my car and this fucknut makes it his mission to pass me, walk five steps in front of me and blow his cigarette smoke into the wind so that it blows back into my face. I really now believe that all smokers are worse than Trump, and that includes Obama when he was a smoker.

thing that drives me up the wall when I get off the train after work and have to walk up a hill to my car and this fucknut makes it his mission to pass me, walk five steps in front of me and blow his cigarette smoke into the wind so that it blows back into my face.

You need to kick this prick in the back of his knee with all your strength.

dip his smokes in antifreeze

i get ia at people who are extremely bothered by cig smoke unless they have like COPD, asthma, or are allergic or whatever

Duel

thing that drives me up the wall when I get off the train after work and have to walk up a hill to my car and this fucknut makes it his mission to pass me, walk five steps in front of me and blow his cigarette smoke into the wind so that it blows back into my face. I really now believe that all smokers are worse than Trump, and that includes Obama when he was a smoker.

As a smoker who walks fast naturally, maybe you need to just pick up the pace a bit. I hate having to pass people/let my exhaled smoke blow behind me but I also hate slowing my pace to stay in the clear area behind some dawdler.

Do you need a doctor's note to find an odor unpleasant? I find dog shit unpleasant, and I haven't been diagnosed with canicacaphobia or anything.

Smokers themselves tend to become nose-blind to it (as one naturally would become, to something burning two inches from yr nose). So I am not sure they're necessarily the best people to decide whether others are being too sensitive or w/e.

i just grew up around a friend group of smokers and habituated smoky pubs for years and i am very glad that there's a smoking ban now and you don't have to be in an enclosed space with some now but i just cannot bring myself to give a shit if someone is outside having a cigarette and they happen to be in my vicinity.

xxpost dude is a foot taller than me, and always pushes past to get in front of the pack, but then slows a bit to stay just at the speed where he's right in front of me, but passing him would take like three blocks.

i like to imagine that this guy is a massive passive smoking troll and gets off on this routine

taste my fumes non-smokers!

I mean I get it that he's been sitting on the train waiting for a chance to light up, probably feeling an itch in his lungs and throat, and when he reaches freedom and brings flame to face he gets that burst of energy that propels him forward. Then as the smoke fills him he begins to relax and slow his stride.

I also think that when I was younger I was around too many whiny baby boomer smokers who ranted about all the "politically correct" non-smokers telling them they couldn't smoke wherever the hell they wanted to. I'd say fuck them but they're likely all dead by now.

oh yeah i hated those people too.

there's plenty anger to go around

Still mind-boggling that people were once allowed to smoke on airplanes.

Not just that, but divided smoking/non-smoking sections. INSIDE A PRESSURIZED FUSELAGE.

And the seats STILL HAVE "ASHTRAYS" in the armrests.

I'm not sure this belongs here, but anyway. . .

I don't like carrying cash, so whenever I get some, I deposit it into my checking account. So, I did just that about two weeks ago. Now, I still have my money in a credit union back in Reno, so whenever I use the ATM to make a deposit, I can do so without fees at one of what they call the "Co-Op" ATMs at one of the credit unions down here. So, I deposited CASH into the ATM, it cleared (after all, why wouldn't it?), all was well. I go to check my account online just now to see where I'll be after I pay rent tomorrow and two weeks, to the day, after I made the deposit, the credit union where I made the deposit TOOK THE MONEY BACK OUT OF MY ACCOUNT. Under the description it says "Deposit correction." Called my bank and they can basically only see the same thing that I can, so they're just as confused. I was told I would be contacted by a "specialist" by the end of the business day today. But, seeing as we're coming up on 5pm, I doubt it very much.

That is fucking theft. Outright, by definition.

I've already filed a complaint with the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.

I'm going to go up in the bank tomorrow and demand my money back, on account of a "Fee correction" and see how well that goes.

Fuck these fucking banks.

You're definitely in the right.

But wouldn't there be a deposit box in the vicinity? The same type where small business owners are always getting robbed at five in the morning?

when you deposit cash into the atm sometimes it gets lost once it gets inside - is it one of those banks that makes you enter in the amount you're depositing first, or is it like BoA's where it can automatically detect the value of the bill you put in? If the former, and if the money somehow got jammed somewhere in the machine or lost, they probably assumed "lol dude chose $xxx deposit and didn't put anything in" and reversed it. not your fault of course. usually a phone call fixes it, some banks/C.U.s though actually check the security footage!

only outright theft that happened to me that I couldn't resolve was this asshole who shall remain nameless (Jon Finberg) who runs EntertheVault.com which sells concert tickets. I bought an Iced Earth ticket one night, and it was p stupid, you didn't get a ticket, you just got added to will call list. Ok, w/e.

Next day, I get a second confirmation via email, which I view as an error. But no, I see a different confirmation number and a second charge on my debit card. At the time of the supposed charge, I was at World of Beer watching football. So I contact them reporting the error expecting a correction.

Finberg tells me that actually, I did buy a second ticket! Uhm, no, I didn't - I bought one the day before on my phone, and at the time he claims I made the purchase, my phone was sitting unused on the bar table. Thought maybe it could have been an accidental resubmission of the order, but he himself said that was impossible, that I would have had to re-enter my info a second time. It's normal, he says, people buy tickets for friends all the time (but I didn't).

After the exchange (and his refusal to investigate), I initiated a chargeback with BoA and they gave me the money back....only to take it back out after the investigation was complete, as this asshole submitted them the alleged work order that my ticket order supposedly generated, and they said "welp this proves you bought it". I got ready to appeal it with BoA (considering the dude probably fabricated the form, it proved nothing), and when I wrote back to Finberg, he basically threatened me with legal action and I was going through mega-stress and said "this isn't worth it".

couldn't even sell the ticket because there was no ticket to sell! and non-transferrable too.

fuck that prick.

No, it just took the cash and counted it automatically. I knew I was in for a ride on the asshole train when my bank contacted me and told me that, in their investigation, the credit union claimed that the ATM only accepts deposits via envelope. Which is a straight up lie. When I called the credit union where the ATM is located, they were exceedingly rude and essentially hung up on me, right after saying, verbatim, "That's YOUR BANK'S PROBLEM, not ours!"

So, I filed the complaint with the CFPB and was advised to file a formal dispute with my credit union.

I feel like I should file a police report as well.

i woulda replied "the atm only accepts deposit via envelope....in 2017?"

i'm with jim here re: smoking. I'm not really a smoker myself, but have been in the past. One time while smoking in the city I heard a bicylist do an exagerrated cough. There really is a disdain for smoking in some circles, which tbh I don't get

I mean recently a dude dropped a shit around the corner of the liquor store in broad daylight. Seem like there's other battles

They just today banned smoking in "outdoor dining areas" in my city. Areas, mind you, that at least 60% of which only exist at all (rooftop bars etc) due to the initial indoor smoking ban a decade back. But nooooo. All these non smokers wanna sit out on the footpath in the choking passing smog making traffic so they can eat outside, but we cant smoke because reasons.

but we cant smoke because reasons.

because it's vile?

tbh i'm sick to death of having to eat indoors on sunny days because two smokers sit outside and ruin it for everyone else.

So tough AA, all those spaces been certainly designated for all those years. What's the maxim? Something about an inch and a yard.

I realize there's been a slurry of discussion re: words and their hurtfulness lately. But I do happen to remember someone recently requesting that the second definition on 'myopic' get jettisoned due to his eyesight. Seems shortsighted to me. But maybe don't call people and their addictions vile.

Or do, and realize that when you do: you sound like someone who should have a mop in one hand and a waving index finger sticking off the other

What's the maxim? Something about an inch and a yard.

smokers are certainly taking a yard when they spew arsenic all over the place

In open areas designed for them! I'm not talking about cafes/restaurants with nice outdoor patios, I'm talking about beer gardens in pubs. Smoking is no more offensive than screechy babies, trucks spewing diesel over the tables, or a guy with 20 tons of Lynx on.

Sorry, it gets on my goat how vicious some non smokers can be.

In open areas designed for them! I'm not talking about cafes/restaurants with nice outdoor patios, I'm talking about beer gardens in pubs.

ah sorry

or a guy with 20 tons of Lynx on.

their punishment is to be forever single imo

Yeah no I agree about smoking next to people eating. Thats vile. I'm a smoker and thats vile!

sorry i misunderstood you <3

yeah you'll keep mister ;P x

from app to app i can never work out which iphone mic to talk into. shits me to fucking tears.

The only designated smoking areas should be air-conditioned coffins upon which non-smokers can dance

second-hand smoke - even a tiny waft - makes me cough at best, retch at worst esp when pregnant. overdoing the lynx/perfume is just as bad.

I feel like ppl think I'm being pass-agg when I violently cough but it's genuine! It can't really be avoided though unless it's somewhere obnoxious like a cafe

I'll pass a smoker on the sidewalk and take deep breaths. Ah. Reminds me of the good times, of my grandfather, of my youth, of playing in the band.

Wasn't always the case. Used to gag when I'd pass a smoker on the sidewalk, back when I was undergoing chemotherapy.

Kinder, I’m with you — and I’m an ex-smoker. Curiously, though, only certain cigarettes make me cough/retch.

This is irrational but: ads on free Spotify for Spotify premium. "Pay us and you can listen without these annoying ads... stop us doing this... and thiiiisss... are you ready to throw your phone across the room yet?.... How about another ad straight after this one?"