Who then becomes doc otto
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link
the story's there just waiting to be taken to the screen
https://puzzledpagan.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/doc-ock-wedding-cover.png?w=640
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link
This is why I don't write. It's all been done before
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link
Way late to the party. This was a delight from beginning to end. Confidentially, Peter Parker Spider-Man is not among my favorite major Marvel characters, but this managed to distill pretty much everything great about the character. Y'all have said it all already, but Keaton was fantastic in this and that car scene is one of the best the MCU has produced. The kids were the best. I wish I'd gone to that school.
― I'm Calling My Loyer! (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 August 2017 13:56 (six years ago) link
Also, how is it that 'Penis Parker' has never happened in the comics (or that I somehow missed it if it did)?
― I'm Calling My Loyer! (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 August 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link
It was originally "Puny Parker" in the '60s, and it was updated for the film
― Nhex, Friday, 4 August 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
this was a blast. Especially the cap post-credits scene.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 12 November 2017 04:12 (six years ago) link
lol yes
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link
rewatching this and the little twist toward the end is still a "uhhhhh oh noooo" moment
― mh, Monday, 12 February 2018 02:03 (six years ago) link
that was to say, the whole family life reveal. it was more at the 2/3rds point and Keaton's facial expressions were killing me
― mh, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link
Sounds like Gyllenhaal is right on the cusp of being cast as Mysterio.
― Now I know my ABCs. Next time won't you scream at me? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link
keaton returning as vulture too, apparently
― 808s & Deep States (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 03:16 (five years ago) link
he’s always returning with wings
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 03:25 (five years ago) link
I missed the announcement that the sequel is officially Spider-Man: Far From Home. Speculate away.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link
Spacer-Man
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link
I'll put a dollar on this being evidence that the next avengers movie sets up the multiverse, and that lil spider-mans gets shunted to the new one
― remy bean, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link
don't know if the standalone Spider-Man movies are going to that entangled in the overall Marvel universe. It's still basically a Fox property
― Number None, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link
or Sony even
well, the animated miles morales movie is called into the spider-verse and features both peter parker and spider-gwen from alternate universes alongside miles, so...
― topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link
yeah but it has nothing to do with the MCU
― Number None, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link
it's a tangled web tho!
lol wtf
Jared Leto and director Daniel Espinosa are being set by Sony for Morbius, a Spider-Man Universe spinoff based on the Marvel Comics antihero Morbius the Living Vampire. Burk Sharpless and Matt Sazama, creators of Netflix’s Lost in Space, wrote the script.
https://deadline.com/2018/06/jared-leto-daniel-espinosa-team-morbius-spider-man-spinoff-sony-pictures-1202418275
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link
the spinoff dr. morbius deserves
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
Please stop, Sony. Please? No one is asking for these things. You can just send me envelopes full of cash and get basically the same net return as you will from investing in worthless IP (nb: I will not be returning your cash). Nobody who knows or cares who Morbius is will want to see Jared Leto as Morbius. Fourteen movies about tertiary Spider-Man characters will not make up for you totally fumbling the opportunity to make an easy buck on the imminently-bankable starring character without another studio coming in to hold your hand. Go build yourself a Walkman, ya bums.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link
Why DOES Leto keep getting work
― Nhex, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link
i will place good money on this never making it to production
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link
I mean, Venom got made.
― Simon H., Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:07 (five years ago) link
still not convinced that’s not an elaborate hoax tbh
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link
also venom has an established fanbase (mystifyingly enough) but the potential audience for a movie about spider-man’s science-vampire frenemy seems... limited
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link
We got sequel trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYtuKyMtY8
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link
Can you put "dickwad" in a movie trailer? This is all Trump's fault.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link
since when do trailers have cards that say "official trailer" on them
― adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link
sad to say, i get it is kind of necessary now
― Nhex, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link
peter lookin remarkably spry for a guy who was last seen dissolving into dust huh
― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
Powdered Spider-Man is remarkably easy to reconstitute.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
What IS the deal with that? Are we getting trailers for post Endgame MCU movies now?
― DJI, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link
Who were the baddies? Mysterio & Hydro-man?
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link
JAKE
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link
xp word is Marvel wanted them to wait on this, but Sony didn't care
― Nhex, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link
"I'm Peter Parker and I'm here to pick up my passport"
the humor I'm here for
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link
This one takes place prior to Infinity War
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:16 (five years ago) link
it takes place before Jake loved me
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:23 (five years ago) link
Would you wear a cape for him
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:27 (five years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EzTckZ2BvR4/S7oDpGMJ-WI/AAAAAAAAEaw/lGjOVIX9DVY/s1600/DSC00698.JPG
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:45 (five years ago) link
no it doesn't
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:48 (five years ago) link
did i mix up my mcu
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link
We are discussing the upcoming Spider-Man 2 now, Hoos.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link
oh duh i was thinking of the captain marvel movie my ba
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
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