I'm in
― mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 01:33 (six years ago) link
i have a jar of coffee and a jar of sugar at work. am wondering whether i should just have a jar of (coffee and sugar) pre-mixed in the correct proportion (1:1 in my case, but it would work for other ratios). would save me literally seconds twice a day.
― koogs, Friday, 25 August 2017 09:45 (six years ago) link
do it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 August 2017 09:51 (six years ago) link
beaten to it:
https://www.cafecoffeeday.com/shop/buy/coffee-powders/coffee-premix/trist-coffee-premix-pack-of-2
> This mix contains coffee, milk solids & sugar. Just add hot water and enjoy.
(for some value of enjoy)
― koogs, Friday, 25 August 2017 10:31 (six years ago) link
(last time i was in the big supermarket i noticed they were selling individual portions of (non-)milk in tiny tetrapacs. nearly bought some for the cuteness factor (except it worked out at about £13 a pint))
― koogs, Friday, 25 August 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link
holy crap koogs, that's a lot of sugar!
granted, i take my coffee black, which would probably seem pretty gross to you
― Karl Malone, Friday, 25 August 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link
Uh? That's only 1 sugar per cup. My last team lead would put 4 in...
(Teaspoons, obv)
― koogs, Friday, 25 August 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
(instant coffee this is)
― koogs, Friday, 25 August 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
That's what I was assuming, although I'm interested to see what a 1:1 blend of grounds and sugar poured into a coffee filter would produce. Diabetes, most likely.
― Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 August 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
I'm guessing we are still at odds over the definition of instant coffee...
― koogs, Friday, 25 August 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
Soy sauce flavored soda water: la choy la croix
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Monday, 28 August 2017 06:43 (six years ago) link
lol
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 28 August 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
A drink that makes you thirstier the more you drink it.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Monday, 28 August 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
That's called beer! huhuhuhuhuhh
― carpet_kaiser, Monday, 28 August 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link
100% natural, plant-derived skincare products made from organic poison ivy.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 28 August 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link
Is it gluten-free? If so, I'm there.
― Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 August 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link
My Cousin Vinny remake starring Vin Diesel. It's called My Cousin Vin Diesel
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 02:44 (six years ago) link
i'm in
― mh, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 05:27 (six years ago) link
i love the title, but i think it should The Rock
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 05:30 (six years ago) link
star the rock
in like vin
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link
"My Cousin Vin Diesel, is that the new Vin Diesel movie?""No, it stars The Rock. You're thinking of the new remake of The Rock"
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 14:45 (six years ago) link
"But the movie is literally titled "The Rock Starring The Rock, are you sure?"
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link
A small brewery called Two Pashtuns and a Mash Tun
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 1 September 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link
Omg
― .oO (silby), Friday, 1 September 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link
A restaurant that's both kosher and halal, called "A Two-Steak Solution."
― Toblerroneous (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 September 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
not to take anything away from yr terrible idea but technically every kosher restaurant is also halal
― Mordy, Friday, 1 September 2017 03:12 (six years ago) link
You're right, the only viable solution is a single, binational steak.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 1 September 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link
maybe they sit you at your table and take your order. but then they make you move tables before service. another party sits at the original table and orders food. the food for both parties is delivered to the original table, so everybody eats at that table, and it's no big deal because this post is also a terrible idea.
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 September 2017 05:35 (six years ago) link
Anti-Trump hats, nearly the same as his but with 44 or 46 on the side
― koogs, Sunday, 3 September 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
Ruin porn: actual porn set entirely in ruins and dilapidated buildings.
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 September 2017 03:38 (six years ago) link
or basically any porn in the USA made 2019 or later
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 7 September 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link
A cover of The Human League's 'Being Boiled', with every reference to Buddha changed to Yoda and performed in a Yoda voice.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 7 September 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link
A laptop bag with 'STEAL ME I CONTAIN A LAPTOP' printed on the front in big letters, because laptop bags are usually so obviously laptop bags.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 7 September 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link
a *fact site* along the lines of verrit, only when you enter your authentication code, instead of getting an instant verification, you get something in the mail a few days later.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 8 September 2017 03:06 (six years ago) link
― .oO (silby), Friday, 8 September 2017 03:55 (six years ago) link
A t-shirt that says 'SCRUB'. Maybe with an arrow pointing upwards, for the sake of clarification.
― Higgs Bosom (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 September 2017 04:10 (six years ago) link
A trend where all 80s hit songs are re-released with the normal version on the A-side, and a 'mopey' version on the other which is exactly the same but sung all tired and depressed-sounding and forgetting a lot of the words
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 8 September 2017 12:31 (six years ago) link
I want to start a restaurant for the people who are rude to serving staff. The food will be expensive yet mediocre (and possibly gives you food poisoning) and the waiters will be either insulting or inattentive. The restaurant will be called "Serves You Right"
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 September 2017 12:42 (six years ago) link
Hahaha
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 September 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
excellent
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 8 September 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
a cookbook written in a timid, apologetic tone titled You Could Cook These, If It's Not Too Annoying: I Mean, If You're Not Busy. Nevermind. I'm Sorry. Just Forget I Said Anything.
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
"2 Tbsp fresh thyme. Or one. Or I mean, whatever you can use dried, sorry, I didn't mean to assume you just like keep fresh herbs around, like you have an herb garden or something. But maybe pick some up, if you have "thyme" (haha...sorry, that was a really dumb joke)."
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link
a Soul II Soul tribute band called Soul II Soul II
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
Haha love that one
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Sunday, 17 September 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link
then when they did gigs you would say "I'm going II Soul II Soul II"
if you took a friend you would say "they're going II Soul II Soul II II"
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 17 September 2017 22:30 (six years ago) link
Giving out whole pineapples for Halloween. No candy. Only whole pineapples.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 September 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link
They're easier to hide razor blades in, that's for sure.
― pplains, Saturday, 23 September 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link
pineapple sculpin halloween
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 23 September 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link