attaches real significance to where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01, and wants to tell you about it any chance they can get
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link
has ever ordered something off of Dunkin Donuts's lunch menu
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link
has ever posted on /r/the_donald or /r/relationship_advice
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
likes dank memes
attending for-profit schools
― mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link
cries in obvious attempt to make you hug them, then tries to kiss you while you're hugging them
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link