http://uproxx.com/music/jake-paul-worst-songs-of-2017/3/
― na (NA), Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link
so that's what happened to the "i like turtles" kid. sad!
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9phCHjI6cI
this one's worse
― ufo, Thursday, 20 July 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
he has such a deeply stupid face: the deeply inset blank eyes, the slack mouthhe's basically moose from the archie comics
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
this is the worst thing i've heard all year and i'm pretty sure it won't be beaten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlBIeZi3Ko4
― imago, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link
it's no khalid
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh87aqB-0KU
― monotony, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link
lol
― niels, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 07:32 (six years ago) link
I've had headphones recently and have been shielded from the garbage output of the criminals in shopping centres and on buses but they are broken. Today there was some mournful dirge in Greggs, it just said "i'm ready" 100 times in a row. I didn't want to complain too much as the sign said freshly baked with pride and i know they do their best but it was just too much
― saer, Monday, 7 August 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
yo jake paul has a message for all of you on this thread
https://youtu.be/jC0BbeFd2zA
― na (NA), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
oh dear
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
he's going to wind up in prison sooner rather than later
right? oh i forgot he's a rich white dude
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-08-08%20at%209.44.09%20AM_zpsoj7ueqec.png
― nomar, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
yeah, that one kinda leapt off the screen didn't it
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
he's a complete fucking sociopath
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link
guys just like him are partying in 9-bedroom mcmansions in the hamptons right now, phonebook thrown in the pool, peanut butter smeared on the wall, the quiet hum of undocumented cleaning crews picking up after them come sunday afternoon
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
but where were you when he documented meeting a kid with cancer?
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
I love chris isaak but this shit is fucked uphttps://open.spotify.com/track/1bH8yq5PlCTlzPypoFof7p
― niels, Thursday, 10 August 2017 13:42 (six years ago) link
Did he even have anything to do with this, or is this a case of metadata shenanigans? He doesn't seem to be promoting it anywhere.
Anyway, here's the singer in question: https://www.instagram.com/davidsbaumanis/
― maura, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link
(I also like that someone on his FB page posted a note to Agent Desmond.)
― maura, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
Some lad called Ron Jelly or something like that. The sooner I get these headphones fixed the better
― saer, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
Bastille - Basket Case
― Spottie, Friday, 18 August 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link
6 Music keep playing this for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhAIzVw9_VQ&list=PLU9Xdwsq_bJaiB2bgVq0lg5ujv7_-gG1o&index=4
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
Try again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhAIzVw9_VQ
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
reason : mercury prize entrant
― mark e, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
has Castle on the Hill been mentioned? Ed Sheeran never fails to horrify:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qp5vcuMIlk
his voice, the production, it's all so terrible - but the lyrics are even worse! absolutely dreadful
― niels, Sunday, 1 October 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
That song played dozens of times at the place i worked at over the summer - i hated it so goddamn much and i'm so glad I don't have to be around that office radio anymore. Yeah, we get it ed, your friends in high school were burnouts. that doesn't make you any less of a cheeseball.
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 1 October 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link
harry styles - sign of the times
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Sunday, 1 October 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
i fully expect "castle on the hill" to be nominated for song of the year grammy
― dyl, Sunday, 1 October 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link
"Castle On The Hill" is not nearly the worst thing Sheeran's released this year
― monotony, Sunday, 1 October 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link
yeah it's going to get record/song of the year noms for sure unless the grammys just give up and give every song that hit number one in its nomination period (which ended yesterday) a nod
― maura, Sunday, 1 October 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link
that list, btw, would be (in reverse chronological order)
bodak yellowlook what you made me dodespacitoi'm the onethat's what i likehumbleshape of youbad and boujeeblack beatlesstarboy (woof) andcloser (WOOOFFFF)
― maura, Sunday, 1 October 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
despacito owned the charts huh
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
Last call to get some nominations in here for the worst song of 2017.I'll likely run a poll in late December.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link
Is that one where Ed Sheeran keeps saying "I'm in love with your body" on here?
If not, that.
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link
did Meghan Trainor sit this year out or something
― frogbs, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link
crypto, reposting this for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1-pKWOt2yM
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link
meghan trainor is on a talent show panel with diddy and dj khaled
she also put out a dumb smurfs tie-in song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyL3YKK_1BI
― maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
Eminem - Walk On Water
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link
That American Soul song U2 did on SNL this week should be in the mix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efi4SCY0TA0
― DJI, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link
"refujesus"
― DJI, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
that smurfette track is very bad
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link
lol, i forgot that trainor's debut album was 'title'
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link
it's useful at least as a marker for showing why kelly clarkson's 'whole lotta woman' and kesha's 'woman' are really quite good
― maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
https://themuse.jezebel.com/the-worst-songs-of-the-year-2017-when-pop-nearly-kille-1821231799
Katy Perry ft. Migos, “Bon Appetít”Maroon 5 f. SZA, “What Lovers Do”Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor SwiftEd Sheeran, “New Man”Louis Tomlinson, “Miss You”Katy Perry, “Swish Swish”Miley Cyrus, “Malibu”Portugal. The Man, “Feel It Still”Branchez & Big Wet, “Turn Up on the Weekend”Chainsmokers f. Florida Georgia Line, “Last Day Alive”
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
why would they include Malibu tho?
also, I know they had to pick a token Sheeran track, but I think they should have clarified in the blurb that every Ed Sheeran track is the worst
― niels, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 12:28 (six years ago) link
is this the shortest a worst-of-the-year thread has ever been, in 2017 of all years
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
too much horrible shit to mind in all other corners of life imo
― Simon H., Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link
i was pretty impressed by how awful that branches & big wet song is
― na (NA), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
swish swish is a bad song but it really requires the video to move over into terrible