The Fate of A-Rod

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After the loss of his original rider, Arod was given to Legolas by Éomer Éadig, in compensation for the supposed deaths of Merry and Pippin. Legolas ordered for his saddle and rein to be taken off, and rode him bareback with ease.[1]

nomar, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

if only he'd been a centaur

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

happy birthday 2 arod

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

today i learned his gf is J-Lo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VgLkk_drx4

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 May 2018 00:32 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

Hey @AROD , let’s get nutty. 02.03.19 🥜 pic.twitter.com/qpxLR9LZZ7

— Mr. Peanut (@MrPeanut) January 23, 2019

omar little, Sunday, 27 January 2019 22:39 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

He and J-Lo just got engaged.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Buzz2J8ADNB/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=XAZRMgABAAEUBzVAlXtf48i4S0Ki

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 10 March 2019 04:12 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2019/05/931/524/jlo-arod.jpg

kind of bitter that a-rod didn't wear a centaur outfit

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link

Xpost word is that it'll never happen cause of his philandering

nathom, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

Do you ever think about death?

https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/03/28/donald-trump-alex-rodriguez-coronavirus-advice

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 March 2020 06:40 (four years ago) link

I do think it's kinda cool that our overlords brought in Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker to punch up the last few scenes

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:07 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpcLE5SWAAAq0ez.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 February 2023 16:03 (one year ago) link

BOOK

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 16:18 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrDQ18P9x4

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link

is he wearing any clothes??

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 February 2023 18:59 (one year ago) link

Omg

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 19:00 (one year ago) link

This sounds like a Seinfeld plot, like we check in after the end of the weekend and George/A-Rod has written, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" and nothing else.

Unfairport Convention (PBKR), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 19:09 (one year ago) link

BOOK! by A-ROD
BOO! by Kids in the Hall
BO! by Bo Jackson

President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 19:19 (one year ago) link


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