brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

The fuck is a British film......snatch?

sex lives of the potato men obv

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9AYSv5jo-y4/VOX3847Jo0I/AAAAAAAAAH0/1M-zz1hrtmw/s1600/This%2Bis%2BEngland%2B.jpg

the comments section of that telegraph article is beyond parody

Graham Watson 18 Jul 2017 3:10AM

I think that if this event happened in 2017, there would be a lot of white flags to be seen on the beach.

Britain is now occupied by people who couldn't care less.

A different breed of people in perhaps less than 2 generations.

Charles Lee 18 Jul 2017 7:13AM

@Graham Watson

Not at all true.

The Referendum result of June 23rd 2016 was Britain's finest peacetime hour.

In the face of the relentlessly dire propaganda of Project Fear, Britain voted for Democracy and Freedom.

Now, of course, the cowardly creatures of Remain are trying to nullify that moment of national courage.

Britain is now occupied by Telegraph readers who would be all for a Nazi government

why should we send our boats to Dunkirk? if these people love Europe so much they can stay there

Of course current day equivalents of the rescue fleet are all Brexit voting fishermen with a sideline in smuggling illegal immigrants.

Christopher Nogood at the peak of his powers is a pretty low peak

Nogood terrible rotten writer

again with this nonsense

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/18/labour-mps-urge-party-to-do-more-to-appeal-to-the-english

“They are strongly patriotic, believe in community and contribution and, like it or not, were much more likely to vote leave,” Denham added. “We won’t win their support by simply waving St George crosses but by respecting who they are and showing we understand their fears and concerns.”

He claimed that some party activists worried that engaging with Englishness meant making concessions to racism and xenophobia, adding: “It doesn’t, and we’ll help show how.”

most depressing thing is that some people on the left of the party apparently buy into this stuff:

The group crosses Labour’s political spectrum and its structures with the founding members including Sam Tarry – who was co-director of Jeremy Corbyn’s re-election campaign

Sam Tarry of the TSSA is involved as well

Those who have resisted England’s voice often claim they are defending the union. But resentment at the perceived unfairness of the UK’s financial and political settlement is adding to the pressures that may lead to the union’s break up. Labour is committed to a constitutional convention in which federal options for the UK will be considered. The third challenge will be to make sure that England has a clear voice in those discussions.

the idea that encouraging English nationalism as a political force will help preserve the union seems crazy, like, this seems designed to encourage resentment and hostility to Westminster in Scotland? the SNP would love this, surely?

Ruth Davidson certainly won't like it.

With the dust settled are there any particularly good pieces on the relative Tory surge in Scotland? Still can't quite get my head around it.

Denham frames this as an English equivalent to patriotism as a political force in Scotland and Wales, but never acknowledges that in Scotland and Wales this works because there is something to push against, i.e. Westminster and the idea that Scots and Welsh are getting a poor deal at the the expense of England. Who would his progressive English patriotism be pushing against? presumably -

1. Scotland + Wales (so all this stuff about 'defending the union' is hogwash)
2. the EU (this seems perfectly designed to enable some stab-in-the back myth, so that when brexit inevitably turns out to be a disaster the blame is placed on the perfidious EU and traitorous, unpatriotic europhiles in this country, rather than with the tories where it belongs)
3. immigrants, and people who are seen as insufficiently "English" regardless of where they were born due to their race/religion etc

By the way, have none of these people noticed that the Labour Party now behind the Tories in Scotland?

(xxp) Have you seen the constituencies the Tories won? If they were in England they'd be true blue 30,000 majority Tory strongholds.

By the way, have none of these people noticed that the Labour Party now behind the Tories in Scotland?

I guess their argument would be that this happened because Scottish Labour allowed itself to be outflanked by the SNP as the party of Scottish patriotism, and they risk the equivalent thing happening to them in England? still a terrible idea, though.

So now they don't care about losing 40 seats in Scotland, we can make that up in England?

Where UKIP did so well in the last election.

He claimed that some party activists worried that engaging with Englishness meant making concessions to racism and xenophobia, adding: “It doesn’t, and we’ll help show how.”

These twats never actually define what they mean by this non-racist non-xenophobic English patriotism, it's just vague guff that's designed to undermine rather than actually help anyone.

lmao, same shit from these muppets whether labour's polling in the mid twenties or mid forties. Labour outperformed expectations in June by aggressively wrenching the agenda away from this sort of cab driver bollocks.

was just about to say, show me an English patriotism that isn't based on chauvinism and xenophobia. the fuckers who say this stuff are dog-whistling and they know it.

there's no point "reaching out" to the people who get worked up about England because they've never been natural socialists in the first place

New Labour was in retrospect very lucky to have been coming up at the same time as Britpop/Euro 96 hysteria when half the country seemed to be waving a flag about and they just had to fall in line without thinking about it.

http://www.newstatesman.com/1997/2017/05/cool-britannia-where-did-it-all-go-wrong

But the Conservative Party had never been much good at allying itself with cutting-edge pop culture and the Major government was close to being a national joke – and besides, Blair had got there first. In the summer of 1995, he had sipped gin and tonic with Damon Albarn of Blur at the House of Commons, and turned up – for the second consecutive year – to the annual awards ceremony organised by Q magazine. A few months later, he made an appearance at the 1996 Brit Awards, to pay tribute to Oasis, the Stone Roses and the Clash and present a lifetime award to David Bowie.

Seven months on, his speech at the Labour party conference drew on the optimism kicked up by that year’s Euro football championships – which, with perfect synchronicity, had been staged in England – and the summer’s chart-topping anthem “Three Lions”. “Seventeen years of hurt ­never stopped us dreaming,” he said. “Labour’s coming home.” After the party won its landslide the following year, there was even
a brief spurt of enthusiasm for something called “The Rebranding of Britain”, which entailed the Foreign Office convening a task force chosen, according to the BBC, “to help give Britain a ‘cool’ image abroad”.

non-uk ilxors, pls feel free to offer your fond reminiscences of how the foreign office gave britain a 'cool' image in your part of the world

"what's that George, illegal invasion of Iraq? sure, that's cool"

the phrase 'a brief spurt of enthusiasm' keeps rattling around my head and i'm not pleased about it tbh

the thing that will save the union is investment, rebalancing the economy from london £ the SE, and improved material conditions. not this nonsense. sam tarry normally so sensible too

non-uk ilxors, pls feel free to offer your fond reminiscences of how the foreign office gave britain a 'cool' image in your part of the world

It was mostly about the Spice Girls iirc

and the glut of 'keep calm and ...' teatowels, mugs, posters etc etc

Some of the work was probably fairly successful tbh though i dread to think how much money was wasted buying Banksy prints for British Council offices around the world.

I should probably start collecting material for a thread on the international branding of Britain / adoption of signifiers of 'British cool' around the world.

xp that was later, post-2000

Yeah Keep Calm etc is was a post-financial crisis thing really.

Whole Keep Calm and Drink Tea aesthetic seems to have 'sold' both figuratively and literally much better to rest of world than cool Britain type stuff.

https://versobooks-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/000009/888/9781784780760-a5563c0e68445ac280534d2d538aed6f.jpg

KC&CO seems much more organic than the push to export 'cool', though is arguably appropriate messaging for a country that wants to be seen as stable, on one hand, and too unattractive for people to want to come here, on the other.

“Seventeen years of hurt ­never stopped us dreaming,” he said. “Labour’s coming home.”

Tony Blair is an asshole, but just purely as craft, this is fairly good.

Britpop was definitely cool for me when I began listening to music late 90's - early 00's. That Blur Best Of with the stylized pictures of them on the cover, and a bunch of songs that seemed to actually be about the world of today. Yeah, it was cool.

KC&CO is a story of its own..

In 2000, Stuart Manley, co-owner with his wife Mary of Barter Books Ltd. in Alnwick, Northumberland, was sorting through a box of used books bought at auction when he uncovered one of the original "Keep Calm and Carry On" posters. The couple framed it and hung it up by the cash register; it attracted so much interest that Manley began to produce and sell copies.[13] Other companies followed suit, and the design rapidly began to be used as the theme for a wide range of products.

In August 2011, it was reported that a UK-based company called Keep Calm and Carry On Ltd[17] had registered the slogan as a community trade mark in the EU, CTM No: 009455619 and also in the United States No: 4066622.[18][19] after failing to obtain registration of the slogan as a trademark in the United Kingdom.[20] They issued a take-down request against a seller of Keep Calm and Carry On products.[21][22] Questions have been raised as to whether the registration could be challenged, as the slogan had been widely used before registration and is not recognisable as indicating trade origin.[19] An application has been submitted by British intellectual property advisor and UK trademarking service Trade Mark Direct, to cancel the registration on the grounds that the words are too widely used for one person to own the exclusive rights,[23] but the request for cancellation was rejected and the trade mark is still protected in all EU countries. The company subsequently tried to register the slogan as its trademark in both the United States[24] and Canada.[20][25]

Basically, the original shop can continue selling posters with "Keep Calm and Carry On" on, but anything else is now owned by the jump-on trademarking company.

Keep Calm and Seek Rent

Tony Blair is an asshole, but just purely as craft, this is fairly good.

No it isn't, it's meretricious shite, as per usual. Of course, the camera panning backing to Baddiel and Skinner's faces after Southgate had trundled that penalty towards the German gooalkeeper was the highlight of 1996 for the rest of the UK.

Of course, the camera panning backing to Baddiel and Skinner's faces after Southgate had trundled that penalty towards the German gooalkeeper was the highlight of 1996 for the rest of the UK.

wait, what?

Non-english UK-ards don't tend to cheer for the England team, stevie.

*squints*

is this about... football?

Of course it is, it's Blair, what do you expect?

Theresa May probably deserves a microscopic amount of credit for being the first PM in my adult life not to even pretend to like football (excluding perhaps Gordon Brown who genuinely does I think).

I'm all for giving microscopic amounts of credit to Tories who don't bother focus grouping everything they are supposed to like. But still - to the gulags with them, but credit for not pretending you like the Arctic fucking Monkies or something.

You have to separate art and the artist.

Major 'liked' football?

I thought he was more of a warm beer + cricket ultra.

Let's blame Harold Wilson for piggybacking on the England World Cup win.