Billy Joel C/D?

much as i love the guy, i went with something just slightly more punchable

IT'S BETTER THAN DRINKIN' ALONE: The Official ILM Track-by-Track BILLY JOEL Listening Thread

I wasn't sure which thread to put it on - this one? some other BJ? LC? - but here's this brilliance.

https://leonardjoelbillycohen.bandcamp.com/releases?fbclid=IwAR1mYTy6ZBCI17IYJCz2u9-bQKURJHdcptw_hd2rBECHE6Uexir7OMpjm8o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPHpKS04NJI

that's fantastic

yeah v interesting.

wanted that guy to cut his thumbnail and/or hold his pen differently though

missed the "Leonard Joel" / "Billy Coen" link JiC posted - thumbs up!

always nice to see a proud father giving away his daughter's hand in marriage

― balls, Monday, September 14, 2015 10:34 PM bookmarkflaglink

lol wait holy shit it really is. And I didn't even see the harmonica pic.

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, September 14, 2015 10:35 PM bookmarkflaglink

always nice to see a proud father giving away his daughter's hand in marriage

― balls,

and eating the rest of her

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, September 14, 2015 10:35 PM bookmarkflaglink

great billy joel performing cunnilingus, thx for that scenario soto

― balls, Monday, September 14, 2015 10:36 PM bookmarkflaglink

cunnilinguini at our Italian restaurant

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, September 14, 2015 10:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

Billy Joel Biopic ‘Piano Man’ Greenlit by Michael Jai White’s Jaigantic Studios

writer/director: adam ripp, son of artie ripp, the producer who signed young billy to an awful contract and then fucked up cold spring harbor

producer: a dude who believes "Billy Joel is the key figure on the Mount Rushmore of American Music.”

billy: "is not involved with this film project, and no rights in music, name/likeness or life story will be granted."

the hassles: are mentioned

i: assume this can't be any worse than rocketman or bohemian rhapsody?

I didn't see either of those, but I will be seeing this.

Also, finally a movie that should have been directed by Hal Needham.

no rights in music, name/likeness or life story will be granted

All the characters are going to directly address the camera as "William" or "Mr. J.", and whenever the unseen protagonist sits down at the keyboard to play something, another character will run into the room to interrupt.

Billy Joel should have played himself, with or without digital de-aging

they're gonna call him Captain Jack the entire film, with zero variation

Billie Jorp-Jomp, I believe

They're going to put all his songs in the movie anyway, and then fight a legal battle that they do not formally count as "music".

so .....how is this going to work?

they're going to name him Jilly Bowl, and he's going to sing songs like "Maintaining the Belief", "For a Lot of Time", and "Shit That Happened at a Fazoli's"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1QqMxXfaw0

This is going to be like "The Linda McCartney Story" where Wings plays "Kansas City" about a half a million times.

Starring new upstart singer Mikey Jim

Also, finally a movie that should have been directed by Hal Needham.

Exactly; skip all the music stuff and just write a movie about a Long Island neighborhood where some guy keeps crashing his car into people's houses.

give me a call, I'm the insurance man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXISPB6c1pw

my mom and i don't agree on everything, but the woman just detests billy joel. that's how i know she's all right