you just freaked out our director of LOLs

Question: What are Golgoroth's biggest influences?

Answer: (looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong pause) Satan. (quaffs wine)

woah

somebody make an automatic youtube player for that please

Skip to 30 seconds in:

well, that's just undignified

biting souljaboytellem's steez there.

segway more like seggay

http://i41.tinypic.com/jtthja.jpg

his head looks like a potato

http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/okarola/rihanna.jpg

i saw Dr. Phil on the sb awards

Dr. Phil's sb total is 49

Can you beat it?

i can't beat it but i can sure as hell help improve it.

also that dude in the shower is my new hero.

too soon?

gabbneb beating gabbneb

this is really the most amazing/ridiculous thing ever. please watch until the very end to have your mind blown.

what tha fuc

i was like that character looks like he's being played by a normal-sized person and then it got 10 times wtf-ier at the end

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=9&cols=9&id=ukRdEVthmWM&startZoom=1

Oh good lord, the punchline.

okay matthew mcconaughey's midget dancing style

apparently in the end she leaves Mcghonneigheyyyyy for Oldman or Dinklage or something?

sorry, that was my worst post ever. I couldn't even spell it right.

That movie was directed by the guy that did Freeway. Weird.

what tha fuc

wow

how did that done pass me by?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiptoes

Running time 90 minutes
91 minutes (France)

the extra minute is some hardcore little people action

Tiptoes trend on imdb:
Up 494% in popularity this week. See rank & trends on IMDbPro.

guys tiptoes isn't real right?

i saw it originally posted on aziz ansari's blog. dunno where he found it

http://i41.tinypic.com/spkxtx.jpg

it was a direct-to-dvd release

lol @ the one memorable quote http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316768/quotes

Carol: So you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would love to see that!

also the director hasn't directed anything since

love that beyonce commercial.
"Together now - AH!"

"also the director hasn't directed anything since"

Tiptoes killed Matthew Bright's career.

Matthew Bright

Trivia
Was an original member of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, a theatrical band founded by the Elfman brothers (Danny Elfman and Richard Elfman) in late 1972. The band morphed into rock band Oingo Boingo in 1980, at which point most of the originals left.

Grew up with composer Danny Elfman and director Richard Elfman. As Matthew got beaten up in high school, Danny would usually get Richard to protect him.

so weird to me that a movie with famous people that existed in 2003 is the hot meme discovery of 2009. i mean, i never heard of it until now either, but it seems weird that blogs are like CHECK OUT THIS SHIT WE UNEARTHED. was it somehow not funny enough to be viral six years ago? Pre-YouTube era made it harder to share?

At the premiere at Sundance, writer-director Matthew Bright scathingly denounced the film. He didn't watch the movie and said he never will. (`It's like making love to your ex-wife.') Bright apparently got into an argument with the financier of the film over creative differences. I think what I heard is that Bright wanted to close with a love scene between Oldman (playing a dwarf) and Kate Beckinsale. I guess the money-guy just didn't think the American public was ready for this. Anyway, according to Bright, he was fired from the movie and a bunch of inexperienced hacks who know nothing about the movie business finished the film. Bright said neither he nor none of the artists were paid a dime and that they didn't support the movie. Maybe this explains why this was such a disappointing film.

matthew bright was in forbidden zone

“He was on his knees,” Beckinsale explained. “He was basically on his knees with a prosthetic part of his head and face and a hump and different kinds of harnesses to strap his arms back to make them short, and special clothes. They had various different effects, like if he was sitting in a chair, his legs would actually be inside the chair and he’d have these little fake legs sticking out on top. It was amazing what they did with him.” [

"the role of a lifetime"

"the role of a lifetime"

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most lol failed Oscar bid ever?

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