Misdirected emails

I once got an e-mail addressed to someone called "dild0fre4k", which included some jpeg attachments. I didn't open them.
Well actually I did, they were just some people standing by a bridge.

i don't know but if it's the higher end of the 2000 block of b street that's near where my ex used to live.

From: Stephen Hawking <stephenhawking✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject: new web find
Date: Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:08:32 -0700 (PDT)
To: ro✧✧✧.penros✧✧✧@ma✧✧✧.o✧.a✧.u✧
X-Mailer: YahooMailRC/1042.48 YahooMailWebService/0.7.218

Hi Roger,

I found Forbat's new website. It is still under construction, but I found a conscise
desciption of his theory on http://structureofreality.com/new.htm

Please keep this confidential, but send me your comments on this email

Cheers

this is a great gambit for getting people to read your work

2636, k!

that's about four blocks west and four blocks south of where she used to live, 26th st cuts through balboa park if i remember correctly.

maybe you can reply to the email and say they got the address wrong and have them re-route it?

You indicated on your withdrawal form that you would like to discuss your situation in greater detail with someone. If that is still the case, please respond to this email and I will be glad to assist you.

Jo4n H4hn
Assistant University Registrar - Student Services
113A Strong Hall
1450 Jayhawk Blvd.
Lawrence KS 66045
785-864-4555 phone
785-864-5555 fax
ROCKCHALK JAYHAWK

bummer, hope she finds their address

Did you write back

I told her she had the wrong address, yeah.

I don't for real estate agents.

TKC!

Dear Matt in Christ,

The file I attached is the schedule for the weekend including the talks. I'd like you to give the talk in the model formation activity for the jrs, which is on respect. The talk should be two parts, the first in which you tell some sort of personal story about respect (the manual defines respect as "to treat God and others the way that I want to be treated" so basically the golden rule. That first segment should last about 5 min, and then you'll transition to relating it to Mt. 7:1-2, which you can read to the boys beforehand, and you relate the story to the passage. The idea is to show how the passage is relevant to their lives. The whole talk should not be longer than 10 minutes

Also, can you forward this to Colin? I'd like him to give the talk for the formation activity for the older boys. His talk is from the ECYD fichas stage 1 year 2, sheet 137. The talk should be based on the "Themes". Ask Br. Daniel or any of the brs where he can get this outline...they have it on a CD. The boys will be doing a gospel reflection on the part of the sheet titled "gospel reflection". His talk should be about 10-15 minutes long. Please call me if you have any questions.

In Christ,

--
Michael J4cob3en
Conquest Regional Director
(301) 555-6907

what is TKC?

to kingdom come!

jesus wept

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/Picture1-8.png

this looks like an extremely complicated way to make like $30.

From: RMcCorm✧✧✧@o✧.h✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: Good news
Date: 10 October 2008 20:35:04 BST
To: me and some other guys

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27106927/?GT1=43001

R0bert McC0rmick
Honda Access America, Inc.
21001 State Route 739
Raymond, Ohio 43067 USA

That is good news!

SOCIAL SECURITY CHANGES

It does not matter if you personally like or dislike Bush. You need to sign this petition and flood his e-mail box with e-mails that tell him that, even if the House passes this bill, he needs to veto it. It is already impossible to live on Social Security alone. If the government gives benefits to 'illegal' aliens who have never contributed, where does that leave those of us who have paid into Social Security all our working lives?

As stated below, the Senate voted this week to allow 'illegal' aliens access to Social Security benefits.
Attached is an opportunity to sign a petition that requires citizenship for eligibility to that social service.

Instructions are below. If you don't forward the petition and just stop it, we will lose all these nam es.

If you do not want to sign it, please just forward it to everyone you know.

Thank you!

To add your name, click on 'forward'. Address it to all of your email correspondents, add your name to the list and send it on.

When the petition hits 1,000, send it to comm✧✧✧@whiteho✧✧✧.g✧✧ <mailto:comm✧✧✧@whiteho✧✧✧.g✧✧>

PETITION for President Bush:

Dear Mr President:
We, the undersigned, protest the bill that the Senate voted on recently which would allow illegal aliens to access our Social Security. We demand that you and all Congressional representatives require citizenship as a pre-requisite for social services in the United States.

We further demand that there not be any amnesty given to illegals, NO free services, no funding, no payments to and for illegal immigrants

followed by 826 names.

From: P Mohapatra <spacemirrormyst✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.i✧>
Subject: As light the power of remote reflects in mirror.
Date: Sat, 1 Nov 2008 18:36:17 +0530 (IST)
To: My entire department

This is last letter for better understanding the subject “Mystery of space
mirror” and one should remember that as light the power of remote is also
reflected in mirror.
Suppose you are watching a space film on a Television set and such film’s image
also appearing to you in a mirror fixed by near wall. Now you are bored and
liked to change another channel through the remote control of the television.
You can do such work either by directing directly on real television or by
directing on image.
Through remote world space organizations have sent man less space vehicle to
different space objects.  Cause of reflection those men less space vehicle is
going on real root to real space objects.
Visit: - www.spacemirrormystery.com for better study and research.

Dude has a point.

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Chat Transcript - 11/12/2008 07:04 PM

Thank you for contacting Iomega Technical Support, my name is Kevin. How may I help you? [06:31:49 PM]
Melvin Williams: I hook my hard drive up it says it installed but i don't see it [06:32:55 PM]
Kevin: Go to Start->Right-click on Computer->Select Manage->Select Disk Management on the left->Does the drive show up in there? [07:32:23 PM]
Melvin Williams: yes [06:36:07 PM]
Kevin: When you right click on the drive which options do you have? [07:35:16 PM]
Melvin Williams: properties, help [06:37:17 PM]
Kevin: What if you click on the status bar to the right of the drive. Which options does it give there? [07:36:40 PM]
Melvin Williams: new simple volume, properties, help [06:39:06 PM]
Kevin: Could you click Start->Left click on Computer-> What drives are listed here? [07:38:27 PM]
Melvin Williams: do you mean options? i don't see any drives [06:41:09 PM]
Kevin: In the Computer/My Computer window it should list all the hard drives and cd-roms on the computer. [07:41:48 PM]
Melvin Williams: no it's not there [06:43:59 PM]
Kevin: Do you have another computer to test this drive on? [07:43:32 PM]
Melvin Williams: you i did it and it does the sme thing [06:45:09 PM]
Kevin: Do you have the drive connected with firewire or usb? [07:44:16 PM]
Melvin Williams: usb [06:45:38 PM]
Kevin: Do you have both ends of the "Y" USB cable plugged directly into the computer? [07:44:44 PM]
Melvin Williams: no just one [06:46:10 PM]
Kevin: Let's connect the second on. The drive wont get enough power with only one port connected. [07:45:18 PM]
Melvin Williams: in the usb port [06:47:27 PM]
Melvin Williams: plug it in the usb [06:47:39 PM]
Kevin: It may take a moment for that drive to mount. [07:46:53 PM]
Melvin Williams: i pluged it in [06:49:06 PM]
Kevin: Let's check in Computer and see if the drive is seen now. [07:48:24 PM]
Melvin Williams: still not there [06:49:55 PM]
Kevin: Let's unplug the usb cable from the back of the iomega drive. Wait 5 seconds then reconnect. It will force the computer to refresh the device. [07:49:20 PM]
Melvin Williams: ok [06:50:44 PM]
Melvin Williams: still not there [06:52:31 PM]
Kevin: Let's open disk manager if it's still not open. What number is assigned to the iomega drive. IE your hard drive in your computer will be Disk 0. [07:52:09 PM]
Melvin Williams: ! [06:54:19 PM]
Melvin Williams: 1 [06:54:21 PM]
Kevin: Right clicking on the drive or the bar to the right do you have the option to Format or Initialize? [07:55:54 PM]
Melvin Williams: no [06:57:59 PM]
Kevin: Okay, I can go ahead and exchange that drive for you. Please provide the following information that is required to initiate an RMA.
Please be aware that any address mistake can delay the shipment. For your own convenience, please give us an address where someone is available to receive the product (at home, your office or a neighbor)

First Name
Last Name:
Company Name and Point of Contact (if applicable):
Shipping Address:
City:
State:
Postal Code:
Country:
Daytime Telephone Number:
Product Serial Number: (drives only)
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Melvin Williams: i spoke to someone about this befor and they sent me a RMA tag. i just tried to do it again befor i sent it back and it installed soi thought it was working [07:01:50 PM]
Melvin Williams: thanks fo your help [07:02:24 PM]
Kevin: Your welcome. You will be getting a survey through e-mail after we close the chat. If you have a chance we would appreciate it if you fill that out with any comments about the support you received today. Thank you for chatting with Iomega Technical Support! I will send you an e-mail shortly with a transcript of this session and an incident reference number. Please mention this reference number if you need to contact Iomega again regarding this incident. Feel free to contact us if there is anything else we can assist you with in the future, and thank you again for contacting Iomega! [08:02:06 PM]
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On Dec 11, 2008 12:49pm, Meghan Bangs <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX> wrote:
> Hello,
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> I cannont do anything until a little after 5:00, but I am free as a bird after that! It might be nice to make a yummy dinner together and then we could maybe do a sleepover like old times. Make music videos, girl talk, sign christmas songs, etc. What do you guys think?
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> Meghan
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> On Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 10:28 PM, XXXX> wrote:
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> Hello best friends!!!!
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> I AM SO EXCITED for all of us to get together when we are all home. I have talked to you all individually, but this is a message to say the FOUR of us will all be celebrating our friendship and the holidays together on DECEMBER 23rd...riiight!??? I am thinking we should spend MEGA time together that day. Like maybe afternoon-evening kind of a deal. Once I am done with school (on the 19th HOLLER) I can start planning. But, you all start thinking what you wanna do!!! Do we want to go places or hang out at home and eat and laugh and watch movies and have a sleep over? Just think:).
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> Ok, so send replies if this date is still good. If it isn't we can see what we can do but Ash doesn't get back until the 22nd and I leave the 24th so we don't have much wiggle room;).
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> okie doke. I can't wait! I love you all and miss you!
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that sounds really nice!

--- On Fri, 12/12/08, joe & elaine leikhim <leik✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧> wrote:
From: j0e & el4ine le1khim <leik✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject: Charlie
To: ...
Date: Friday, December 12, 2008, 11:40 AM

Our longtime friend, Charlie passed away, Saturday, 12/6/08. He joined the volunteers in early 1991 and soon amassed 500 hours on floor duty at the museum, usually among his favorite cars: Cars of Conspicous Consumption.

As a member of CAM Followers he continued to do floor duty, and also met with the SPAM luncheon group for ten years until recent health problems curtailed his attendance.

Charlie will be remembered for his terse rejoinders and dry wit. He will be missed.

--

Hello everyone,

I am sending you this e-mail about my Girl Scout Cookie Sales. My personal goal is to sell 160 boxes of cookies. I hope that you are able to help me reach this goal.

This year we have the following cookies:

Lemon Chalet Cremes
Dulce De Leche
Trefoils
Sugar Free Chocolate Chips
Dosidos
Tagalongs
Samoas
Thin Mints

Each box is $3.50; you can also donate cookies to Operation Taste of Home. This is where our service men and woman receive Girl Scout Cookies while serving overseas.

Thanks for any help you are able to give me to reach my goal.

Love, Ka1leigh Ell3n T1ce

This one is a good one:

(assuming it's not spam everyone else is getting)

From: 3✧✧✧.Vau✧✧✧@tur✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: talking poitns below
Date: 21 January 2009 17:58:54 GMT
To: me

car will be there at 8a. Call me if you have any questions. xxxx


- What are Obama's biggest obstacles in the Middle East?

- DO you think he gave any indication yesterday about what he's prioritzing?

- He has been so quiet about everything happening in Gaza, How do you think he'll tackle that situation?

- He's made some interesting appointments in the realm of state and defense - many people are much more Hawkish than him - how do you think that will play out?

3mma Vaughn
Editorial Producer
CNN 1nternational
Office: +44 207 555 1798
Mobile: +44 798 555 8206

CNN Breaking News and CNN Headline News Email Alerts by clicking here: http://www.europe.cnn.com/email

Oooh, hope you get more from her!

i should have asked her to remind me of the address and done the show

(i told her she had the wrong email and wished her luck)

January 26, 2009

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Jesus Built my Hotrod

From: someone at UC Davis
Subject: Giulivi Lab

Hi Melanie!

First of all, how are things? How did the job search go? Did you find a job? How is it going?

Secondly, I know this is a little out of the blue and don't worry if you don't know, but I can't find something in the lab and I was hoping you could help. I am purifying a protein (for another project, not ATPase) and I can't find the kit with the nickel (Ni-NTA) columns. It is the exact same thing we used to purify the ATPase protein. Cecilia said there was a kit, but I have looked all over the lab and I can't find it. It may have moved, but I don't even know what I am looking for so any information would be great!

Also, I noticed that when you purified the ATPase, you used Protease Cocktail Set III, CHAPS, and Glycerol in your buffers but the OIAexpressionist handbook doesn't say to use those. Is there a reason you added those to your buffer?

Sorry to email you about stuff you have probably already forgotten about. I hope everything is going well for you!

Thanks so much,
Juli4 0verman

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Gift Message Reads:
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Billing Information:
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Payment Type: Visa
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nice gift message!

...so dude used his mom's credit card for that or what?

u got admin privileges here caek - can we change the message

huh?

Your name irl is Ant0inette W1lliams?

no, but i assume this guy matthew's mom's is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/poop.jpg

with text: "hi jason, here is a photo of us :D"

Hope the move went well and you are enjoying your new job. May be kind of tough having a desk job. J

I have volunteered to take the Sprint ISP (our group calls it VISP—they are letting people volunteer for the involuntary). I decided to take the severance and get out while I can. I will probably be gone by the end of March. I will take a few months off then maybe look for something in education. I am pretty excited about doing something different—not sure now what that will be—only time will tell.

On the whole the mood on campus is kind of depressing, but the people I hang out with are handling things pretty well. What will be, will be.

Good luck on your new experiences and I will keep in touch.

L4n4

xp, whoa

someone who thought they were emailing themselves just sent me this:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/photo.jpg

Is your real name Becky Ditchfoot?

apparently that is a guy called mark!