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Many years ago, I heard someone say: "If you and I are standing in gasoline up to our ankles and you have 3 matches and I have 4, which of us is more
secure?"

- Zen Clown

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Hassle free, a biscuit made from cannibals, the people who make these die almost every time. as genial as with biscuit as with fowl, cannibals always become unusual gourmands with exacting tastes. you can now assume these tastes without the years of hard work that went into cultivating them simply by ordering these delightful biscuits -- you'll fare better once they're in you, and they're so, so, so, so, just so. Stop sitting by yourself at the chapel, bring a plate of these delightful biscuits made from cannibals. Don't ask where they're from, rest assured -- they're from somewhere else.

The pointy corners of these biscuits allow for greater biscuit area submersion when dunking one in blood. Or tea. Did I say blood?

A word about manufacturing. First he becomes a biscuit, and then they eat him. This is one of the most powerful images in all of colonial discourse we're selling tonight on the Chopping Channel, graduate students the world over have already done the thinking for you on this one, all you need to do is enjoy.

Why waste your time laughing at those young people still shocked & outraged by disclosures of sweatshops, when you could be eating a cannibal biscuit.

― Milton Parker, Friday, 21 December 2007 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Heave Ho, Saturday, 22 December 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Sébastien, Monday, 24 December 2007 07:01 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Thursday, 27 December 2007 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Thursday, 27 December 2007 09:25 (sixteen years ago) link

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― generalmills, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

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― gr8080, Sunday, 30 December 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

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― jergïns, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Sébastien, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link

"We are rich. You guys aren't getting it. The $1 million/year that it will cost is like a rounding error in our business (enterprise software)." - Philip Greenspun

― Much Hard One, Sunday, 3 February 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 4 February 2008 10:54 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Monday, 4 February 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Saturday, 16 February 2008 08:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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― carne asada, Friday, 29 February 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:20 (sixteen years ago) link

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