WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF THE AMERICAN DREAM?...

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An intellectual goldmine this site aint. Thanks for deleting "Anarchy." Dickhead.

, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 03:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is all a simple misunderstanding, Mr. Cock.
"Intellectual Goldmine" is over on Lusenet.

"All that glitters is not gold,
all those who wander are not lost
and all who can spell "intellectual" aren't."

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 04:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The Rio Grande covers most of the southern US"

Well, if you will insist on driving those big 'ol cars...

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

que dices?

AnAmerican (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Canada looks better every day. Eh?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey Dick! Did your ancestors attempt learn any of the Native American languages when they travelled over to America in their ships, or was English difficult enough to master without adding anymore complications?

fractal (fractal), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

One good way to look at guy's like this: they're much less likely to find a partner with which to breed than regular humans.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why do I speak Spanish better when drunk? Pienso que nosotros continuaríamos solamente como este, cuando hablando sobre este puto, verdad? Nota a Celeste— si tu quieres, si tu quieres.

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

If I was going to leave America, I'd have to go somewhere that I could drive to. Airplanes smell funny and I don't like to travel without my chainsaw. I guess I'd go to Mexico. They have warm beaches
there and I've heard that Spanish is easier to learn than Canadian.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

But the beer is better in Canada, eh?

When the first white explorers reached Lake Michigan, they asked their Indian guide what it was. Puzzled, he replied, “michi gami,” which means “big lake.”

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think I've drank Canadian beer. I had a Corona once and it tasted like someone already drank it.
I aquired a taste for Guinness in Hong Kong. I hear it was created by mistake...
Some accidents work out for the best...then there's Mr. Cock...

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

You have to go to Canada to get the good stuff. The Canadian beer that’s imported is toned down in the belief that Americans can/won’t accept stronger-flavored beers. Labat is pretty good. Personally, I usually drink Guinness or Old Peculiar, although Chimay is still my favorite.

Strangely, Chimay was illegal where I lived in the South.

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, man, now THAT'S what I miss about working in a five-star restaurant...the chef force-feeding me multiple Chimays at the end of every shift!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't understand beer being proscribed. I really don't.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sous-chef?

“Su chef? No es mi chef. Tu le chinga— tu le traiga.”

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Proscription is very popular in "The Land of the Free".

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Weak language puns! Now that's more like it! AAD finally back on track.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:45 (twenty-one years ago) link


Give me women, wine, and snuff
Until I cry out "hold, enough!"
You may do so sans objection
Till the day of resurrection:
For, bless my beard, they aye shall be
My beloved Trinity.

John Keats (1795-1821)

JS, Monday, 27 January 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ode to Dick Hertz.

Give me forums, boards and bits
Until I cry out "fucking Brits!"
You may have some slight objections
You could be browsing Stile with huge erections :
For, I consider myself, as white, the cream
My beloved American Dream.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now you've made me cry.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 27 January 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I am part german, and may be a little british too. But I now consider myself an american, I celebrate some costomes at home. But my ancestors have long been here. But I don't care if you're part kraut, you're still a dumb fuck. And I don't blame the brits for this countries problems or my own. I was just pointing out that they are usually asexual unless they are being homosexual.

I had an english teacher that said "Don't make up things that are not in the text." But you cuntface "liberals" just bull this shit out of the air or your dariere. This thread is about the american dream, not about you useless dumb shit democrats. Of course you would want to delete this thread, as the democratic party represents being anti intellectual. Freedom of speech does not involve politcal correctness.

I gotta take a dump but when Im done you can have fun an lick that rump.

Mike Hawk, Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I should say enforcing political correctness involves no free speech. It sure involves no thinking. I think yuppies invented it and so they could try an make everyone as boring and untellectual as them.

You democrats really are insecure people. Go watch an episode of Seinfeld. You brain dead boring insecure lemmings!

I don't know of anything dumber than a liberal democrat.

Mike Hawk, Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

costomes
dariere
untellectual

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I’ve discovered the source of Mr. Angry’s animus— I believe that he’s a high school drop out whose lawn mowing business has failed due to a combination of price undercutting from the Mexican Landscaping Cartel, a broken lawnmower, and a lack of funds to replace said lawnmower due to his meth addiction.

No One (SiggyBaby), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

And a lack of meths due to steenkeeng wetbacks drinking it all

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Typos.

Beileve it or not, there are some anger against the modern so called liberals in this country. Mexicans are not being done any favors by not being incouraged to learn english.

Sterotypes do not just pop out of the blue, they are all based on fact. The anger is not with mexicans want to become americans it's with ones who come here and don;t. And same with the arabs.

But liberals are very unintellecual. They need wetbacks to stay dirtbag no english speaking welfare cases to stay dependent on them. IF YOU DONT KNOW THE LANGUAGE GO THE FUCK BACK. But what can be done about the dumb shit democrats? Open season on their stupid asses.

Mike Hawk, Friday, 14 February 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

unintellecual.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 14 February 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would love to jump in here but in light of my recent admonishment I feel disinclined to do so.
My fondness for this forum drives me to do what I can for the best interest of all.
In light of that, I am retreating into self-exile.
I really wasn't "up to it" anyway, was I.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 14 February 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

IF YOU DONT KNOW THE LANGUAGE GO THE FUCK BACK.

What, like Navajo?

Matt (Matt), Friday, 14 February 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm having a dilemma. I support the Clown in his attempts to get rid of Sean because he really gives me the shits (even though I mainly just observe). HOWEVER, I noticed that there have been posts deleted from this thread (it also seems to happen alot over at I Love Everything). I think this really sucks, it takes away the continuity and its also bloody fascist. I realise this is a tad off track....

Anna., Friday, 14 February 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

THE DIARY OF TAD, OFF TRACK

Day 6
The constant heat here in the bush is getting to me. I have only a soupson of Evian which which to gâchez ma soif et lavez mes vêtements pitoyables .

I miss Lance. Lance was ace.

My journey is about to get tougher. There is a large canyon standing between me and my destination and I have no guide. My map was torn by a scorpion and is hard to read. Why on earth did I sell my copy of "Third Decade"? The yaks milk I got for it seems hardly worth it now.

How I miss Ramsey Street and all my friends. I wonder how Carl is doing? Carl was ace. So was Susan. I liked Susan. She treated me fairly and supported my DJ'ing. Oh well. Not long to go now.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Soupcon

Matt (Matt), Friday, 14 February 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Twoshey

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Momentary confusion is followed by the horrible revelation that Lynskey has detailed knowledge about 'neighbours'. You watch neighbours? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Anna., Friday, 14 February 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Neighbours is a way of life. If you don't like it move to Russia.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 15 February 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Neighbours is a towering edifice of television drama, one of the finest the world has ever seen. It can cover every emotion with a depth unrivalled by any programme, save, perhaps, "Doctors". Bathos, Pathos, gut-wrenching fear, bowel-shaking comedy, all human life is here, and so is Summer Hoyland.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 15 February 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is Summer Hoyland. I hope you meant someone else

JS, Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I tried to move to Russia but they wouldn't give me a fuckin' job.

Bollard (Bollard), Saturday, 15 February 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have been hoping for one of those, but have had to settle for an office job

Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 16 February 2003 09:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm sure the Russians have their own version of Neighbours with big boisterous Russian women who are a damn sight more masculine then those puny Aussie guys. The older occupants in Ramsinky Street could reminisce about the good old days when, if you didn't like your tedious, amnesiac neighbour you could have her promptly abducted in the middle of the night and removed to a brutal labour camp where her insidious cheerfulness could be appropriately dealt with.

Anna., Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I meant Summer Hoyland the scheming evil robot child bent on the destruction of mankind. Who did you think I meant?

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

State of play on this thread so far: Racist joke has mutated into meditations on what Australian soaps would be like if transplanted to Russia. I love Ask a Drunk.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love I hate Ask A Drunk.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

It is good. But it's no "I love Grammar"

Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago) link


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