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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Creepy.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

that's some victor salva-esque shit there

― félix pié, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

seriously, do these people only understand politics, science, and sociology at a kindergarten level?

Are you kidding? Have you read any of ethan's email threads?

Or even Townhall.com, where I get these things, or batshit message boards like Rapture Ready, LGF or Free Republic?

― kingfish, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/050607.jpg

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UH

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

of course, kingfish, i guess it's just all very depressing, like kenan said.

― félix pié, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

http://sneauxshoes.com/

wtf???

― deej, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

xp: SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY UNDER THAT BLACK GUY DRAWN AND VOICED BY A WHITE GUY'S FEET

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ product placement

― félix pié, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Part of the problem is that most media types don't really point this out. They run this false equivalence bullshit, where there is a far left and a far right that never change positions and we are objective, principled and removed observers are completely in the center. "Both sides do it" and "Michael Moore is the liberal version of Ann Coulter", etc. The Slacktivist guy best summed this up as "Broderian Cowardice"

― kingfish, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY UNDER THAT BLACK GUY DRAWN AND VOICED BY A WHITE GUY'S FEET

Nah, I just took this as their attempt to do the "stop-motion riding your friend like a skateboard" vids that have been on youtube over the last two years.

― kingfish, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070509ST1AP-SarkozyFries.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070509ST2AP-WorldHateUs.jpg

Wot an odd tshirt to wear, all purple, too.

― kingfish, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh those French! Even their "Pro-America" president is a global warming hoax perpetuator!

― Mike Dixn, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I had no idea that the pro/anti-america stance was what decided every single election on the fucking planet. thank you looney right wing cartoonists!

holy fucking xpost

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

The hate mail section of Politically Correct is kind of funny.

― dan m, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.04.19.FarceNature-X.gif

the animals hate earth day too!

― félix pié, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

2xp
I assume that's supposed to be purple ink and not oil dripping from the sheik-looking-guy's finger.

― Mike Dixn, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

The liberal beaver is wishy-washy, conflicted, while the conservative beavers are stern and manly.

― Mike Dixn, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Somebody wore went at the conservative beaver's faces with a cheese grater.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

The liberal beaver also has dilated bug eyes.

― C. Grisso/McCain, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

"Conservative beaver"

― Bnad, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img.search.com/thumb/8/8d/Ann_coulter_time_magazine.jpg/220px-Ann_coulter_time_magazine.jpg

Ew.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

roffle

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BB89F17CA-EA7D-4E4D-ADA7-EBF3AFACD620%7D.gif

― kingfish, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

That's another funny one, in a non-sequiter way.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

What do Problems Facing Black America sound like?

― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

problems facing black america otm

wait is she 'problems' or is the shirt?

how do you help a problem exactly?

― tremendoid, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

she should be walking a dog called "problems...", a mean nappyheaded dog

― tremendoid, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

99 problems and a brave ain't one

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link

wait is she 'problems' or is the shirt?
Is she pregnant?
[/i]how do you help a problem exactly?[/i]
Bill Bennett to thread!

― Mike Dixn, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Most of these are great and spot on. Got any more on illegal immigration, aka the elephant in the room this upcoming election?

― Manalishi, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link

there appears to be a berenstain bear in that braves suit. did it eat al sharpton or OH GOD NO

― tremendoid, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0509j.jpg

haws haws! Damn that free market capitalism and media deregulation! Always telling us news we don't want to know! If only Rupert Murdoch was allowed control of more tv channels, it'd end this celebrity-obsessed, ratings-bent and profit-driven 24/7 news thing right quick!

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070510RZ1AP-DemsExtremist.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0509j.jpg

Like with the shoebomber guy, we must run around in fear and change our lives b/c of the dumbest criminals out there.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

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let's just ignore the thousands of murders perpetrated by "actual" americans every year, and how, statistically, immigrants are no more likely to kill than native-born americans

this fucking guy

(not a cartoon, yeah, but not really worth it's own thread, probably)

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link

oh whoops: http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20070501/cm_uc_crpbux/op_332611

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link

editorial cartoons get a pass on being awful, because they're all awful - left right and center.
some of these others are badly written but seem to have the basic concept of cartooning down

But Day By Day just makes me want to throw things. I feel dumber every time I wind up looking at one.

― milo z, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN051107.jpg

I think he could make a whole series of these: "If Fort Dix was guarded by Ziggy"
"If Fort Dix was guarded by a team of trained chimps"
"If Fort Dix was guarded by paranoid xenophobic rightwing op-ed cartoonists"

― kingfish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, and I forgot about Gaggle:

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-05-07.png

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-05-10.png

I think "Get Your War On" puts more effort into its presentation

― kingfish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Oops, can't forget: Clay Jones

― kingfish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

the time mag bashing really shows these dudes for the 13 yr old bush fanclub kids they really are

― and what, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

omg u guyz rolling stone listed the best 100 rock albums & left out MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!?!?!?!! im never buying a copy again

― and what, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw a girl on the W train (probably over 22 yo) with a MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE bag, THE USED shirt and a sport coat with some other goth-nu-emo band logo on it. WAHT?!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

what is THE USED??? i have seen a lot of tshirts/bags/etc and i figured it was ol skool punk but maybe i was confusing them w/ THE DAMNED???

― and what, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link

The Used is not a band, it's just that girl.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-05-07.png
http://www.aetherometry.com/antiwikipedia/images/Wikipedia_Techno-Cult_of_Ignorance.jpg

― 31g, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Ladies & gentlemen, you're new hero, Chuck Asay:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0510cd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0510bd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0510dd.jpg

Holy freaking Christ:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0510ad.jpg

We actually have a crying statue of liberty.

― kingfish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Ok this is the second cartoon I've seen demonizing fluorescent bulbs. Maybe it would be ok if they were satirizing poor light quality, or the fact that if you break one you basically have to move out and demolish the house. But... uh... saving energy and money is... bad? Then why do these people even care how much gasoline costs?

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

The duck explains why:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070509.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070510.jpg

B/c only sanctimonious boomer liberals and Dirty Fucking Hippies care about these things, so we mustn't be like them.

― kingfish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

so much for patriotism; he doesn't even know what the statue of liberty looks like

crossposts

― RJG, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

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