ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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this is odd. just last night, we were foolishly talking about reviving this thread, and wow, here it is.

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I am unable to pronounce orlando correctly anymore. It always come out "ornaldo".

Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I know :\

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
ah THAT's what it says on the end of "When you wasn't Famous"

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 April 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Can I put this on a t-shirt?

And now we learn from Allyzay that this has been done, at least in part.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope the presidetn is on the front and the elephant thing on the back

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ANALORD BLOOMPS

jed_ (jed), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing is, the underrated bit of the thread is really DiMarceau Fishpower.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Absolutely.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Ornaldo would've done a much better job than what we got.

L@yn@ @. (L@yn@ @.), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

Kim (Kim), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I cannot wait til it gets cold again so I can wear my Ornaldo Bloomps shirt. Damn you, summer!

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I still can't believe that is Eric Bana and not, like, a young John Goodman.

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

It seems kind of easy to believe, though.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't get it.

JimD (JimD), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Or do you?

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, where did you get a bloomps shirt ally?! note to anyone - i need one.

Kim (Kim), Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I want an Ornaldo Bloomps sign to stick in my front yard for the next presidetnial election.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

the shirt needs to be mass-marketed.

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE I ALREADY BOUGHT AN "UH" SHIRT, HOOK ME UP

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE IS AN "UH" SHIRT????

gbx (skowly), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys I just made my own Bloomps shirt. It's a blue sweatshirt with red lettering so it's very presidential. I should've known there'd be a market in this, I'll work on some merchandising as soon as we get our new computer!

EVERYONE KNOWS THERE IS AN UH SHIRT!!! http://www.zazzle.com/product/235609635764585640
I have the ladies raglan.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I want an Ornaldo Bloomps sign to stick in my front yard for the next presidetnial election.

-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), June 23rd, 2006 9:47 AM. (JND) (later) (link)

Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, I saw.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I might actually do that up here too, even if we don't elect presidetns, or have a yard.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
i now live near president street and each time i pass it i look up and somehow expect the sign to say PRESIDETN

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
WLLI YONUG FOR FRITS LADY

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how the column formatting made the last word so...

(wait for it...)

embarrasing.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:37 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes i see bloomps take down an elephant all hardcore and be like.....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys know what you can do at neighborhoodies? You can tell them you want a hoodie that just says "ORNALDO BLOOMPS" on it. And they will send it to you.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

different fonts too

i've got a long neighborhoodies list but haven't gotten aound to it

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno if they'd really make ABERZOMBIE tho

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

They don't really seem to have standards or anything, don't worry.

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"ouch"

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

This restored my faith in ORNALDO BLOOMPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFGL2GlfKxg

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I want him to play Link in a Legend of Zelda movie. He could totally wear old Legolas clothes.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Because that's the worst idea anyone's proferred on ILX yet?

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

because the main thing that makes japanese franchise video game heroes great is that they DON'T EVER TALK.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"great"

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

as in "tanooki genitals"

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?

so, you've seen the little trailer of the yellow-wigged Link out there, right?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Well exc-use me, princess!

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ stelng from star wares

Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Well exc-use me, princess!

rofflez

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?

Instead, this guy made an AWESOME ZELDA MOVIE.

The Legend of Zelda: A Pain in my Ass

Trayce, Saturday, 26 May 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

DAMMMNNN

HI DERE, Thursday, 7 June 2007 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link

WHOSE CAPATIN THE FLYING DUCTHMANN NOW YALL
BLOOMPS BLOOMPS BLOOMPS THATS RIGHT

TOMBOT, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link

BLOOMPS BLOOMPS SHAKE THE ROOMPS

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link


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