otoh only a 12-minute drive to wal-mart
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link
I'd say 50/50 risk of dying by fire or drowning
― badg, Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link
graboids also an ever-present risk
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link
Getting some serious Wolfenstein 3D vibes here.
The living room with its *counts silently to self for a few moments* 7 or 8 closets is definitely something from a Scooby Doo cartoon.
http://i.imgur.com/n0ekGIY.jpg
i'd also be shocked if it can be legally rented what with having no windows and all - thing's a gigantic fire trap.
The magic word you said there ma have been "rented," but I am slightly infatuated with underground homes. Hey, they're easy to heat and cool.
Check this one out.
― pplains, Saturday, 15 July 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
I'm not sure I could use the word "pavilionized" correctly in a sentence.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 July 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
So you build a 3,000 pound door from rare woods and craft these amazing staircases and then you pick the BEIGE CARPET and THAT SOFA.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 July 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
haha. total architecture-school or art-historical word. basically what you see in that floorplan, where spaces become their own distinct shapes, like they're budding off of each other for example. a whole hershey bar is a single pavilion but if you break up all the pieces of chocolate - as if each was its own pavilion/gazebo/object - you're looking at some pavilionization there.
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 July 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
totally not satanic at all
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 15 July 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
great long hallways to run screaming from your captor
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
loltm
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Saturday, 15 July 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link
I'm very curious about the floorplan of that woodwork house. Also I wonder if they have time to RenFaire on the weekends and/or where they stockpile the guns.
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Saturday, 15 July 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link
I did some slight dosing on them once I realized they were from my state.
They own a woodworking shop in the nearest town and have visited the Holy Land multiple times.
― pplains, Sunday, 16 July 2017 00:30 (six years ago) link
I don't know which is worse - the word I was trying to say, "doxxing," or the autocorrected one, "dosing."
Take your pick.
― pplains, Sunday, 16 July 2017 00:31 (six years ago) link
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/159/bigphoto/979/3928979_12_0.jpg
― marcos, Friday, 4 August 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
https://itcouldbecrappier.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/acslater_crop.jpg
Is that A.C. Slater hovering in the clouds?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 August 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
Is that Minneapolis?
And if so, is that Paul Westerberg?
― pplains, Friday, 4 August 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
cleveland yo
― marcos, Friday, 4 August 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ADpVTJB.jpg
Sure, they're all moved around, but I still thought I spotted the IDS and Norwest Wells Fargo buildings.
― pplains, Friday, 4 August 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link
hmm, my first impression was Jonathan Silverman
― layda be cry (los blue jeans), Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
Hello there. May I show you the greatest real estate listing in human history? This is a thread about it.https://t.co/mRzplQQJI0— Gabriel Rosenberg (@gnrosenberg) August 19, 2017
― ciderpress, Monday, 21 August 2017 03:50 (six years ago) link
epic
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Monday, 21 August 2017 04:38 (six years ago) link
that is out of this world.comments on that twitter thread spin off into some bizarre directions tho :-/
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link
Absence of hand rails made me nervous for once.
― pplains, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link
- "So is the current owner a follower of Christ?"- "Yeah? Christ... and horses."
https://i.imgur.com/Mp9G9Ff.jpg_______________________________________________
- "I've had a lot of people ask about this property, won't be on the market for long?"- "Do you mean this showcase, or the rest of this Ashley Furniture store you've taken me to?"
https://i.imgur.com/gxwCfxS.jpg_______________________________________________
https://i.imgur.com/v4lL1by.jpg
"Well, the architect got to thinkin', What if the postman didn't have to walk all through the house to get to Mr. Bumstead?"_______________________________________________
https://i.imgur.com/KLVSuCe.jpg
"Honestly, to get the full effect of this fabulous room, you have to wait until midnight when you're neighbor backs in with his high-beams on."_______________________________________________
"Well that's silly. You know 'War of the Worlds' was a hoax, right?"
https://i.imgur.com/H3q5NlN.jpg_______________________________________________
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/K2MASBp.jpg
"So the gas main is right behind this mirror then? Great! My three-year old grandson will love it."
https://i.imgur.com/OxZp1Oy.jpg
What is even the point of having this huge mirror here instead of two regular ones hanging side by side?
https://i.imgur.com/pjR56YG.jpg
And I know, after talking shit about mirrors, I have to contradict myself by asking, Know what this room sure could use?
https://i.imgur.com/tb3M7QY.jpg
And all those mirrors, it wasn't until the exterior shot that the photographer finally slips.
https://i.imgur.com/PwKMG36.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link
"Spaghetti? I don't know, sonny, let me see if I have any sauce...."
https://i.imgur.com/QUQ3bE2.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link
i looked at that listing before the twitter thread and did not notice any of the bizarrely staged items. i did notice the electric range and the huge grill in the kids' bedroom.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 4 September 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link
lol dunno why but the mirroring-over of a wall that has a fireplace in it seems the most bizarre thing about all of that
shower off of the deck isn't CRAZY if it's a really secluded location, y'know, gaze out at the trees during the morning rinse, breath deep and think pleasant thoughts. or i guess if you go hiking a lot from there and want a convenient spot to rinse or w/e. the toilet on the other hand is totally unacceptable.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
THe door past the shower is at the top of the stairs in the pic below. I dunno, still seems weird to me to have such a semi-exterior door RIGHT THERE next to the stall.
https://i.imgur.com/DpX8rnu.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:59 (six years ago) link
yeah that's pretty weird with the 'public' feeling deck right there. i might just be associating it with beach houses where it's nice to have a 'sand shower' on your way in, but ime that can and should be an entirely outdoor fixture on the deck itself.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
Boy, there's just something about this one... seems so familiar....
https://i.imgur.com/dw201lV.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:41 (six years ago) link
Hmmmm.
Trayce?
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/UvkwIwL.jpg
Ever hear the expression, "shit rolls downhill?"
https://i.imgur.com/sCrZGOy.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link
And now, here's one from a professional:
Coincidentally, these are the same wild horses that won’t stop me redecorating the second I move in.https://t.co/xlUG9cqfib pic.twitter.com/hOhT2Mswz3— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) September 4, 2017
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 02:15 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/iSyKdYH.jpg
And you say to yourself, gosh, that's a lot of snow for a subdivision down south.
https://memegenerator.net/img/images/50x50/11874195.jpg Stay tuned for THE REST OF THE STORY.
― pplains, Sunday, 19 November 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
"It needs some work, but for $129,000, it'd be a bargain."
"Needs some work? No, I'm sorry, this listing is for the car."
https://i.imgur.com/7HnSC9j.jpg
"Even if there were squirrels up there, you could always smoke 'em out with your barbecue grill."
https://i.imgur.com/AEn26rV.jpg
Ever get a new pair of glasses and suddenly feel like you're 1.2 inches shorter?
https://i.imgur.com/u5qrLPZ.jpg
''It was a dark and stormy – Hey, dog! Quit staring at me!"
https://i.imgur.com/2Zd3g4T.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:36 (six years ago) link
room where cujo was written
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:26 (six years ago) link
lolpplains you are doing god’s work itt, i live for these updates
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 February 2018 05:08 (six years ago) link
thought of this thread recently when I saw this thoroughly depressing Queens NYC listing:
https://www.redfin.com/NY/Unknown/59-51-69th-Pl-11378/home/20901305?utm_source=myredfin&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=recommendations_update&riftinfo=ZXY9ZW1haWwmbD0xMDIzODk1OCZwPWxpc3RpbmdfdXBkYXRlc19yZWNvbW1lbmRhdGlvbnMmdHM9MTUxNzk0OTYwNzIwMCZhPWNsaWNrJnM9cmVjb21tZW5kYXRpb25zJnQ9aW1hZ2UmZW1haWxfaWQ9MTAyMzg5NThfMTUxNzk0OTYwN182JnVwZGF0ZV90eXBlPTE0JmxpbHJfc2NvcmU9MC4wMDkyJmxpc3RpbmdfaWQ9Nzk1NDM4MzgmcHJvcGVydHlfaWQ9MjA5MDEzMDUmcG9zaXRpb25fbnVtYmVyPTE%3Dhttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/79/mbpaddedwide/279/genMid.3002279_0.jpg
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 February 2018 05:16 (six years ago) link
That little hovel will set you back near 3/4 million
that doghouse one looks like a prerendered environment for a late 90s point and click adventure game nobody liked
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 February 2018 05:18 (six years ago) link
utm_source=myredfin&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=recommendations_update&riftinfo=ZXY9ZW1haWwmbD0xMDIzODk1OCZwPWxpc3RpbmdfdXBkYXRlc19yZWNvbW1lbmRhdGlvbnMmdHM9MTUxNzk0OTYwNzIwMCZhPWNsaWNrJnM9cmVjb21tZW5kYXRpb25zJnQ9aW1hZ2UmZW1haWxfaWQ9MTAyMzg5NThfMTUxNzk0OTYwN182JnVwZGF0ZV90eXBlPTE0JmxpbHJfc2NvcmU9MC4wMDkyJmxpc3RpbmdfaWQ9Nzk1NDM4MzgmcHJvcGVydHlfaWQ9MjA5MDEzMDUmcG9zaXRpb25fbnVtYmVyPTE%3D
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 8 February 2018 10:13 (six years ago) link
haha.
>TURN ON LIGHT.
>The light is on.
>TYPE ON TYPEWRITER
>There is no paper.
>PUT PAPER IN TYPEWRITER
― pplains, Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link
https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Purple69/v4/4f/3f/ea/4f3feac1-2267-1763-c605-11d64fa27fbf/source/643x0w.jpg
― Evan, Thursday, 8 February 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link
omg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 February 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link
unsurprisingly, John McAfee's house is ugly
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/90-Beasley-Dr-Lexington-TN-38351/81194538_zpid/
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link
Doesn't look all that secure to me.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/H5czC8A.jpg
From GoodBubbas, where Tommy Joe shoots Lil' Weevil for backtalk.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link