unlock thread
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 July 2017 10:06 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZtS43N6.gif
30 years old today. and 5-for-40 in august
― mookieproof, Monday, 14 August 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
hbtt. i'm gonna assume 5-for-40 is something very good
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 August 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link
well if u think abt it, there are 40 days in lentso he mustve given up hitting for lent, but had 5 cheat days
― seven mambas (m bison), Monday, 14 August 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link
he had 5 loaves and fed 40 wedding guests
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 August 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link
.226/.309/.347 overall in 466 plate appearances
126 G, 8 HR, 43 BB, 126 K, 10 errors, 2 outfield assists
not *good* but better than i expected!
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link
incomplete w/out shirsey sales figures
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 01:59 (six years ago) link
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/20685823/how-tim-tebow-became-greatest-value-minor-league-baseball
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 September 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
mlb would be wise to try to develop this into a regular pipeline of failed football players converting into crowd-drawing novelties. imagine a world series decided by a 350lb defensive tackle sliding into home. what better spectacle could baseball provide?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 September 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
otm
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link
probably easier to just make regular players speak only in bible verses
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
when a guy goes 1-for-18 with 11 strikeouts in spring training, a team really has no choice but to promote him to double-a
not coincidentally, the binghamton rumble ponies had the worst attendance figures in the eastern league last year, so . . .
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link
"rumble ponies"! nice
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link
and we can retire this thread til he gets 2 weeks in Vegas
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link
Timothy 1:18 : Timothy, my son, I am giving you this command in keeping with the prophecies once made about you, so that by recalling them you may fight the battle well
― frogbs, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link
i think this is where it ends. there are real pitchers who have game plans and multiple pitches in double-a; he has no business being there
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link
did it end when Jesus got DFA'd from the planet Earth
― frogbs, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link
https://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=sa323152&position=OF
I rooted against him in his football career but I'm kind of rooting for this version of tebow. two sport athletes like this are so rare
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 May 2018 03:39 (five years ago) link
currently a league average hitting AA player. presumably is a below average defender, so...
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 May 2018 03:40 (five years ago) link
Today on @BaseballPro we have an updated, Double-A scouting report on Tim Tebow from @jaseidler and ... he's actually becoming a decent player?!Here's an excerpt from the full write-up. https://t.co/rfiozPH3mg pic.twitter.com/P8fqwmDWaB— Aaron Gleeman (@AaronGleeman) June 11, 2018
― mookieproof, Monday, 11 June 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/E5TNCZ6.gif
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 June 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
i was checking in on him the other day, for some reason. apparently he's been on a bit of a hot streak for the last few weeks, now
that 38% strikeout rate paired with a .128 ISO, though
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 June 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link
lmao this guy is 30 years old
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 June 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
TIM TEBOW, DOUBLE-A EASTERN LEAGUE ALL-STAR
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 June 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link
I just plain like tim tebow now and am rooting for him
― k3vin k., Friday, 29 June 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link
hitting .318/.357/.455 in june, 107 wRC+ overall
pretty impressive tbh
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 June 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link
strikes out 37% of the time, has an unsustainable .420 babip, but still
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 June 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link
mook, if he gets a cup of coffee in September... i *may* forgive you someday
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 July 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link
on the bright side, matt harvey has won three consecutive starts for the first time since 2015
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link
well he's with a team that occasionally scores runs now
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 July 2018 02:05 (five years ago) link
alas
Can confirm @AdamSchefter that Tim Tebow likely out for season with broken hamate bone. Though not a prospect, he has worked hard, is well-liked -- and this could have been his chance to play in MLB— Andy Martino (@martinonyc) July 23, 2018
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 July 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link
rescued! thx for the good news
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 July 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link
http://sermons.madisonparkchurch.com/covers/497.jpg
― omar little, Monday, 23 July 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
Tim Tebow is not taking well to Triple-A Syracuse. He went 0-for-3 with two strikeouts today, falling to .143/.211/.186 with a 35-percent K rate in 21 games. Tebow has just three extra-base hits and no home runs.— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) May 2, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
out of 422 qualified batters at the AA and AAA levels, tim tebow ranks 422nd with a .456 OPS (.153/.234/.221) and 18 wRC+
his 37.7% strikeout rate is seventh-worst, but he does have one homer
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
i'm sorry your promotion dream is dead, mook
well not really
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
i was more stunned to see that he's now teammates with ruben tejada -- and that tejada is somehow only 29
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
this may be the closest tebow gets to the majors
Syracuse Mets lineup tonight:Brandon Nimmo CFRobinson Cano 2BDanny Espinosa SSRajai Davis DHAaron Altherr RFRene Rivera CDilson Herrera 1BRuben Tejada 3BTim Tebow LFJustin Wilson the starting pitcher— Michael Mayer (@mikemayerMMO) June 11, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link
currently slashing .149/.234/.214, which I guess would be decent for a pitcher
― frogbs, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
rip
Finger injury ends season for Mets' Tebow
.163/.240/.255 in 77 games this year; he'll be 32 on wednesday
― mookieproof, Sunday, 11 August 2019 05:25 (four years ago) link
YOUR DREAM IS OVER
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 August 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link
invited to big league training camp! #mets
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 January 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
haha this is just a ticket selling scam at this point
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
'at this point'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link
ok fair
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link
Tim Tebow just hit his first extra-base hit in four years of big league camp: a two-run homer off veteran reliever Alex Wilson.— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) February 25, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link