72. i want to have sex with you, woman, however i'm not going to say it that overtly. let me instead celebrate your wonders and show how much i respect you, quietly and with dignity.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link
73. While I may seem like the inferior romantic option based on a variety of factors, the depth of my love for you more than offsets this.
― Champiness, Thursday, 13 July 2017 07:37 (six years ago) link
Sub-category of 73: why do you treat me like I'm the inferior romantic option when I would [immense romantic gesture]
― Champiness, Thursday, 13 July 2017 07:39 (six years ago) link
3. here's a list of all the modes of transport that might deliver me back to the arms of the one I love. but if they all should fail me, I am prepared to walk the entire way there
― the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered)
captain beefheart did this with "my head is my only house unless it rains", but he also did "grow fins". i'd say there ought to be more songs that used the same central idea as "grow fins", but none of them would be as good as "grow fins", so why fucking bother?
― The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Friday, 14 July 2017 01:41 (six years ago) link
74. My metaphorical paintbox is lacking bright colours
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Sunday, 30 July 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link
75. No matter how much I try to come across as a nice guy, you will think I'm a total cock AKA every Coldplay song ever.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 30 July 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link