'Children of Men', the new Alfonso Cuaron sci-fi flick

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I would be flattered if Michael Caine were cast to play me.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The midwife speech is only faulty becuase it's too universal and not personal enough. "It was then the despair began" is a bit obvious, but the "we looked forward in the diary and there were no bookings" bit was good.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

anthony you cant complain about typical hollywood bullshit one minute & something as striking & unexpected as moores death the enxt!!

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I love Batman Begins. *sadface*

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

BB=awesome. ditto and what on moores death

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

actually showing joie de vivre immediately before killing the happy character is pretty typical hollywood bullshit. my point re: concealment - he didn't telegraph it a la Sam "I am going to Montana" Neill in Hunt For Red October

x-post to Ethan

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

every single death in this movie was telegraphed so bad it was out of CONTROL, son

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

well at least she didn't get to yell "GET MENDOZA!" before she died.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

the only ones I was not basically waiting thinking "get it over with already jesus" were theo himself and I guess the helpful gypsy with the kalashnikov

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course every death is telegraphed - the film's about no one being born anymore!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Killing Julianne Moore off in the first act was SO not 'typical Hollywood bullshit,' wtf??

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

yes nick that was a joke I was prepared to make, glad to see I don't have to do it anymore

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm on my third bottle.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Killing Julianne Moore off in the first act was SO not 'typical Hollywood bullshit,' wtf??

Admittedly in true hollywood bullshit she would have died thirty minutes later and they would have tearfully passed the ball back and forth one more time before she died.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah for real, unless yall are psychic or some shit i did not see that coming AT ALL - after caine (who is old & still gets to last about an hour longer) shes the most famous person in the movie!!!!!

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, she got shot in the throat, which is nasty and brutal and not Hollywood.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

not to mention the cutesy joie de vivre shit seemed a lot more like it was setting up future romance with her & reluctant clive, not standard redshirt 'i look forward to working with you, captain'/'HE STOOD HIS GROUND... WHILE THE TRAINEES RAN!!!!' stuff

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

yes jaymc the plot structure of psycho best represents typical hollywood bullshit

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Another plus for COM: now Julianne Moore doesn't get remembered solely for Nine Months.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

The Lost World!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, god, was she in that? It's bad enough Laura Dern decided Jurassic Park was the film for her.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember Juliane Moore most for Big Lebowski and the the "I... sucked OTHER MENS' coooooooocks...!" bit in Magnolia.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Jurassic park is GREAT!!!! it has dinosaurs!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, after the fact it's easy to see the "but what about our relationship after this is over?" dialogue as bait & switch, but in a more sentimental movie they would have gotten back together at the end to maybe have more Dylans.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

lost world is actually a decent movie, for the first half at least, and the cast is one of the best-assembled ever (too bad no chemistry between any of them)

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not gonna say what I most remember Julianne Moore for. Bright red...

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Given the likely short shelflife of The Hours and the limited size of Todd Haynes' cult, I think Julianne Moore is best known for inspiring the gay Republican dude who created "Desperate Housewives" to hire her lookalike for his show.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I have more beef with killing her right after the most whimsical moment

Ok Anthony this is where you and I are in different lands, because that transition is the thing I've been thinking about most since seeing this. (1) Setting up a whimsical bonding moment before AMBUSH is a staple move, and works here, but what keeps getting me is that it's done with this bizarre CGI ping-pong ball trick -- as if to intentionally focus you on that action, to totally distract you, so that you're already off-kilter when the ambush registers. (2) Which it doesn't, not immediately: there's this great couple seconds where everyone is freaking out and a flaming car is rolling somewhat innocently down the hill, and the viewer is still back with the ping-pong ball and thinking "wait, does that mean ..." (3) And then boom, the people emerge, and that extended shot is just terrific -- we've been startled by the switch from ping-pong bonding to freakout, and now the shot just will not end, will not resituate us, so we're trapped in that moment of OMG AMBUSH for like a good two and a half minutes or whatever -- it looks in one direction and it's kinda "holy crap" and then it revolves in the other direction and it's even more "holy crap, that's what was happening behind me when I was looking in the other direction?" and it just gets worse and worse: point being it's just a really well-done way of immersing you in the sensory detail and panic of OMG AMBUSH, and the way she gets shot right "next" to your POV, just in passing in a very long shot, works really well for me. (It gives bullets a real sense of their risk and reality, rather than those Hollywood bullets that are always ricocheting off things and acting like cartoons.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, I'm not saying it wasn't done well. Just that these details about her death are exactly my point re: concealment, in hindsight the movie gradually picked off everybody but the two leads (which you can argue is "the basics of storytelling" if you feel that strongly about the cliche) but used lots of craft to make some people not see it as your status quo escape movie storyline.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, they totally did that in Die Hard. Also, I thought COM was as predictable as Oldboy.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i know cuaron isnt british but this film really benefits from british queasiness at gun violence rather than america's looney toons/bad-guys-always-miss stuff

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Just that these details about her death are exactly my point re: concealment, in hindsight the movie gradually picked off everybody but the two leads

We're not even sure Owen will survive his wound!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh so you want me to bring up the "redemptive" cliches, too?

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Aside: I really liked the "zen music" that Jasper plays for Theo; future music is so noize. (I think it also served as the perimiter alarm when the Fishes came?)

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

anthony i like you & i hate to keep picking at your taste like this but, like, as a dude who gets all hyped at 'trapped in the closet' and shit how do you have so many issues with 'craft' in this movie?

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost that was aphex twin dude!!! only songs i recognized in this movie was shit from drukqs & roots manuva, while my anglodork friend cared about like, the libertines or wahtever

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Anthony I think maybe the root of my issue here has nothing to do with this movie, and everything to do with your refusal to differentiate between the "status quo" as composed of cliches and formulas and the "status quo" as composed of certain bedrock narrative tasks. There are points here where your phrasing seems to suggest that any kind of storytelling that matches a pre-existing convention is necessarily bad. (Which would be a very bad and strange attitude to take w/r/t storytelling, in my opinion!)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Nabisco OTM totally and utterly again.

Lots of X.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

woah! rad. xpost

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You really think picking off the supporting cast one by one is a bedrock narrative task, Nabisco?

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Reading any ambiguity into Theo's death is the wackiest thing I've heard since some ppl asked who killed Spacey after seeing American Beauty.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked the midwife speech (if you mean the one in the school which i only partially remember) because it spelled out how the barrenness took hold -- slowly, without anything large or calamitous, just the slow quiet of non-pregnancy. somehow it made the absolute dystopia that they were in that much more significant -- this isn't apocalypse in one big event that was brought on by nature, it was all self-inflicted. as much as that speech was an expository lull, i felt it was also very restrained. but maybe i'm glossing over parts of it in my memory.

also i LOVE erin brockovich. outside of out of sight, it's my favorite soderbergh movie, mainly for finney + roberts + eckhart being pretty much the most stand-up dude ever + those fucking kid actors who were INCREDIBLE. i'd say i watch that movie once every four to six months. and yes i own it.

going way back to the soderbergh comparison, i see what yr getting at generally, but i don't think a real comparison between the two is apt. i think of soderbergh as approaching films with a technique in mind -- the technique is the point more than the film itself. witness the good german or schizopolis or full frontal or even traffic. to some extent it's a technological (and this can also mean antiquated technology) exercise, and there have been points where he has had a mainstream script to do this (his best films, honestly) and others where it's genuinely art house. i think what yr getting at, anthony, is that this is a very stylized, "arty" film while taking on -- in a macro view -- a pretty standard plot: end of the world, man must survive. but i think that discredits the script to some extent, which i saw as being so effortless and tight. it def has that videogame feel of a to b as eli noted on the sandbox, but it's also a marvel in efficiency -- there's little fat. and part of that is the overall view/approach that cuaron took to this film. i felt like his techniques -- the long shots with the best cgi i have ever seen -- were meant for immersion, not as a demonstration in technique. that we all marvel at it afterwards is not the point.

the critiques of the ending i can understand, but i was so immersed and sold on this world presented to me that i would have accepted the love boat picking key up.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

also you totally see when theo gets shot. i caught it on first viewing and when he kept on, i wondered if it was some weird goof in the editing.

also also morbs you bringing up bogart's rick is SO right on. i was thinking that midway through the movie, and rewatching casablanca again i agree even moreso.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

P.S. Anthony you said above that you didn't think the film had any kind of intent to gussy things up or pretend it was above its mechanics, but the use of terms like "conceal" conventions -- as opposed to, I dunno, "handle conventions effectively" -- is continually suggesting the opposite, that you think it's hiding or papering over these things.

I have an actual non-snarky answer to the "killing people as bedrock narrative task" question, but I have to go for a second, during which there will be 80 news posts.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

but the use of terms like "conceal" conventions -- as opposed to, I dunno, "handle conventions effectively"

these aren't opposites, though! They're emotional effective while attempting to hide its transparency!

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"the critiques of the ending i can understand, but i was so immersed and sold on this world presented to me that i would have accepted the love boat picking key up."

this is otm - i wonder if ppl who didnt like this movie were just getting up too many times to pee or something

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

emotionally affective

x-post I liked the movie, never got up once.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

haha god, I can't get a single post through without some typo

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

t/s: Frowley, Bazooka, Dylan

I'd have gone with Bazooka.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link


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