Cricket

I totally expected them to be not up for this series

dropped

Onions shoulda had 5

lol four wickets for two runs in seven balls

And he should have 6 balls to get his name on the honours board now

As fun as all this is, I suspect it's not tellling us too much about our prospects agains the Aussies.

farcical fielding now

best moment of test cricket ever

only need 27 to avoid the follow on

I hate last wicket stands.

FIVE

reckon that was marginal but well done onions

OK, headlines are written. ONIONS LEAVES WINDIES WITH TEARS IN EYES etc.

If England don't enforce the follow on Botham and Boycott and co will spontaneously combust

follow on?

It's a no-brainer to enforce it but you never know with England

Jimmy might get new ball with Bresnan? Onions and Broad might be knackered.

If they had got the last wicket straight away then both couldve opened

follow on has been enforced

how will Gayle bat now?

Interesting.

With an hour to go before close, i would definitely do this. WI must be throughly demoralised right now.

WINDIES IN THE SOUP AS ONIONS GOES ON THE BOARD

CHOPPING BOARD, do you see?

WEST INDIES FORCED TO EAT HUMBLE SWANN AND ONION PIE

WINDIES IN A PICKLE AS ONIONS BAGS FIVE

Follow-on enforced.

ONION BRINGS TEARS TO WINDIES' EYES

ONIONS BEATS SWANN AS NATION'S FAVOURITE

ONION RUNGS RINGS ROUND WINDIES

THE MANY LAYERS OF ONION

SHALLOTS OF WICKETS TUMBLE

CALL YOUR NEWBORN SON GRAHAM OR GRAEME OR SOMETHING

Jimmy gets Gayle

Gayle with zero preparation after playing an extra game in the IPL will get slaughtered in the WI press.

Sarwan out. WI more underprepared than Eng usually are.

LOL at the ECB if the daft wednesday start to the test two days after a bank holiday means they have to offer refunds on saturday.

WINDIES BATSMEN GET FIRST TASTE OF ONIONS - BBC, 6/10

ONIONS SLICES AND DICES WEST INDIES - Telegraph, 7/10

ONIONS HAS WEST INDIES IN TEARS - Times, 6/10

ONIONS MAKES THEM WEEP - Sun, 8/10

STRONGER ONIONS OVERPOWERS WEST INDIES - Reuters, 4/10

ONIONS OFF TO A SIZZLER - Daily Mail, 2/10, must try harder

wow, been out all day and just seen the score. wow again

80-5

delayed for an hour due to rain then the windies lost 3 wickets in the space of 12 mins.

windies fighting back though swann shouldve caught Nash at slip just after lunch, jimmy wasnt pleased that swann didnt get near it.

nuggety little stand this

west indies now thinking of a getting a 200 lead to bowl at england with

Onions dropped an easy caught & bowl to add to swanns miss earlier. Catches not going Englands way this afternoon.

yess

249-9

Bresnan takes a good catch so it's good he's been able to contribute.
Windies lead by 24

all out 256 Nash the last man out

England need 32 to win. I expect a fiery spell here from Fidel Edwards,he always has a good attitude no matter the situation.

Nash was out for 81

LOL umpire just called over after only 5 balls

Who should get MoM? Bopara, Onions or Swann?