Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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Well done bendy! Yeah I remember it being hard to look that one up... oddly, I also saw it out in the wild again recently, tho it could have been the same copy as I saw the first time...

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 25 June 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link

Looking more at Lost Leaders, and derailing a bit, 1979s Al La Carte really reaches for Roxy Music, but only lands Robert Palmer on the tracklist

https://img.discogs.com/4RfTgHjoziONkVSc81r7gq_5_mI=/fit-in/590x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1854371-1358714900-2780.jpeg.jpg

Though it does confuse al la carte and hors d'oeuvre, in a yawnsomly literal way.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Monday, 26 June 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link

Re: Roxy, I guess Atlantic (sister to Warners & the band's US label at the time) releases were off limits for those sets, and their first two albums (released here on Reprise and Warners, respectively) were too old to merit excerpting.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 June 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

is that the L.A. hard rock band A La Carte?

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link

Nope, just another Warners sampler.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Monday, 26 June 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

Since we have an oven chips thread on the go, let's kill two birds with one stone ...

https://mainlynorfolk.info/folk/images/largerec/themanwhoputtheengine_fe065.jpg

... somewhat in the vein of Mike Harding but the guy wrote "January Man", which is one of the greatest songs ever written.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 00:22 (six years ago) link

Wow...this is a weird one and as a fan of the thread, I don't seeing this one before.

Black Oak Arkansas - I'd Rather Be Sailing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZA5BN-3f-k

earlnash, Thursday, 29 June 2017 00:22 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i think i need to find a copy of this!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/I%27d_Rather_Suck_My_Thumb.jpg

no lime tangier, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 04:18 (six years ago) link

Excellent, I'm looking for a copy too.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 08:06 (six years ago) link

Does this fit?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/ff/Bollingsuiteforflutejazzpianotrio.jpg/220px-Bollingsuiteforflutejazzpianotrio.jpg

Not a horrible title, really, except that the cover art transmutes it into a lame dad pun.

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

A friend of my Dad had that record, and the cover freaked me out as a seven year old. I knew it was implying something, but I couldn't quite figure it out. Recently found it for a quarter.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

his flute suite was a sequel to his toot suite btw

http://direct.rhapsody.com/imageserver/images/Alb.31445600/500x500.jpg

plp will eat itself (NickB), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51w9rPnx8XL.jpg

Syl & Jimmy Johnson: Two Johnsons Are Better Than One!

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 July 2017 08:04 (six years ago) link

can't remember if we've already had Judge Dread, but in case we haven't

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/537/MI0001537173.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Dreadmania: It's All In The Mind

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/488/MI0002488554.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Working Class 'Ero

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/115/MI0002115982.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Bedtime Stories

soref, Friday, 28 July 2017 07:00 (six years ago) link

yikes, don't think i've ever heard of him, looks dodgy as hell. is he some sort of roy chubby brown type deal?

plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 28 July 2017 07:09 (six years ago) link

he did smutty comedy ska/reggae tracks. I like 'Big Six':https://youtu.be/K5w8zV9Uoos

soref, Friday, 28 July 2017 07:15 (six years ago) link

fuck me that's a tough listen

plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 28 July 2017 07:23 (six years ago) link

great find for this thread though

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 28 July 2017 13:12 (six years ago) link

Leigh Stirling ‎– In The Wings

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7cxS3LrTv0s/hqdefault.jpg

I'm not sure if this should count or not, the title itself is pretty unremarkable but I feel like there's some kind of terrible pun I'm missing? otherwise, why is there a picture of him standing on a jetty rather than anything in any way related to the phrase 'in the wings'?

soref, Friday, 28 July 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

Materializing. Is he dead or something?

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Friday, 28 July 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link

that was a posthumous realease after he was killed in a failed birdman attempt off the end of bognor pier - sadly he didn't have it 'in the wings' that day.

plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 28 July 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link

just looked this up on discogs and it seems to be one of the first albums that Daniel Lanois was credited on (as engineer). idk if he appears on the cover.

soref, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link

the tracklist for the second Crackers album ("Hard On You") is perfect

A1 Hard On You 3:20
A2 Double Trouble 3:02
A3 The Tit Man 2:35
A4 Visions 3:55
A5 Rock 'N Roll Tonite 2:22
B1 The Shove 4:11
B2 Snort 4:13
B3 Life Is Just A Stage 3:34
B4 Arts Of The Sailor (Pirate Song) 2:58
B5 Little Johnny 5:06

soref, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

Crackers3 years ago
This album cover was our managers idea, he sent it to print before we even got to see it, oh well, BRANDED. Thanks for the kind words guys, you can contact Crackers at regdenis✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ We'd love to hear from you! Those were Glory Daze for sure eh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAL8GmGkbPw

earlnash, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link

"Our manager also titled all the songs, especially 'The Tit Man'"

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 31 July 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link

Are those 57s? I usually prefer to mic butts with a high quality large diaphragm condenser or a spaced pair of small diaphragm condensers in an X/Y pattern

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 July 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link

Nahhh, ya gotta use the Neumann binarual system.

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/images/images500x500/Neumann_KU_100_KU_100_Dummy_Head_146368.jpg

nickn, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

Haha I've seen pictures of that setup it's unreal, recording in front of a crash test dummy with 2 mics sticking out of its ears

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:34 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/q9MfZ7Q.png
this cover confuses me - how does 24 parrots work as a pun?

niels, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link

we must've had these guys already surely, but just in case...

http://allabouttherock.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/MEAL_TICKET_THREETIMESADAY-547348-300x298.jpg

Meal Ticket - Three Times A Day

plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 7 August 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link

btw britishers of a certain age will be more familiar with the singer of that band from his television gig:

http://www.jedisparadise.com/2/index_htm_files/15295.jpg

plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 7 August 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link

https://image.ibb.co/hacPpv/gibbons.jpg

Steve Gibbons Band - Maintaining Radio Silence

plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 7 August 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

Henry Gross, "Plug Me Into Something"

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/457/MI0002457546.jpg

Tonight I Cut My Temple Teeth (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link

Henry Gross, "Show Me to the Stage"

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/508/MI0001508088.jpg

Tonight I Cut My Temple Teeth (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

Henry Gross, "What's In a Name?"

http://www.onehitwanderer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/WHATS-IN-A-NAME.jpg

Tonight I Cut My Temple Teeth (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:54 (six years ago) link

And Henry is carrying on the good work, this seems to be his latest album,

http://www.henrygross.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/OneHitWanderer.jpg

Tonight I Cut My Temple Teeth (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:55 (six years ago) link

I posted a few of those here before but holy cow how did I miss "What's In A Name?" Nice job.

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Friday, 11 August 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link

why is he pointing at his name in that last one, is that part of the joke somehow?

soref, Friday, 11 August 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link

According to wiki his one hit was about a dead dog, so maybe he's pointing to heaven?

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 11 August 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link

I think he is signifying "1 (one)"

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 11 August 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link

Show Me To The Stage should not be overlooked.

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 11 August 2017 02:34 (six years ago) link

He's trying to find a contact lens that popped out, what with it blurry and all.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Friday, 11 August 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

He really missed a chance by not naming one of his albums "That's Gross", didn't he?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 09:37 (six years ago) link

Gross Negligence - The B-Side Collection

Number None, Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link

("Shannon" is all time btw)

Number None, Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link

yeah it is so much more than a dead dog song. not something that points to a great multi-album career though. i used to own the s/t and it was utterly utterly forgettable except for the groovy lettering on the cover

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Don't *think* we've had this one before, the only results I can find on the thread for "Buzzard" are dear old Tucky Buzzard.

Anyway:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0806/6897/products/10157_FRONT_1024x1024.jpg?v=1432762926

Anyway, this is "You Always Know Where You Stand With a Buzzard" by Clive John, which I saw in the wild today.

Tim, Monday, 4 September 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

OK, I admit did post that earlier in this thread but actually seeing it in the flesh sort of trumps that.

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link


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