Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link

well he's certainly fatter

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

stahp posting this I cant handle it

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link

My god, it's made of scrote.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

I feel badly for his clothes.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

new noise, Saturday, 24 June 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

Stevolende, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:15 (six years ago) link

"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 24 June 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg

soref, Monday, 26 June 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link

very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7

— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017

j., Monday, 26 June 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link

Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 29 June 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link

"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link

saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/

Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

xxxp reggie's quote, if that was a mathematical function it's be piecewise continuous but nowhere differentiable

attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 1 July 2017 07:59 (six years ago) link

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government or mommy and daddy. You are angry at your own failings and struggle for survival, mock the GOP and ridicule its members, but when Republicans do it to the Democrats and you, you call out racism and class warfare.

You all yammer on like you do, but let me tell you this here message board is one kooky place with as many double standards as the Grand Old Party, which is why I voted TRUMP!

The Sniper, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link

Someone's gotten into the sock drawer again.

Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

He voted Trump because of ilxor.com??

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

anger at your own failings is the first step to personal responsibility, my friend

j., Monday, 10 July 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

This new poster seems extremely not mad. In fact, I'd venture to suggest he's actually laughing.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government

Bitch i am ballin' atm.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link

watch out guys it's a trick, you say 'but i'm doing ok' and then it's like aaaahhhh so ur an elite then and ur like curses curses damn damn damn not again

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

O snap good lookin out.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

pew pew sniped ya

sciatica, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

^ best Nas song

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

source your quotes, sniper

global tetrahedron, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

1/ About that “interview” he gave to three Times reporters I have not stopped thinking. A thread to explain why. https://t.co/dCDqxnQcUT

— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) July 23, 2017

j., Sunday, 23 July 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link

That's such a great thread.

(crosstalk)(garbled)(crosstalk/unintelligible) (stevie), Sunday, 23 July 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link

Did the whole interview ever come out, actually?

Frederik B, Sunday, 23 July 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

that jay rosen thread is like watching a duckling wake up to realize mr fox isn't going to be his good buddy after all

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 23 July 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link

Not really. It's stating the obvious but the obvious continues to bear when swathes of Americans still back Trump.

You'd get better, more informed and coherent answers interviewing a monkey. But it goes to show again and again that it does not matter. Trump might as well be an actual monkey, or answer every question with a loud fart: 80+ percent of Republicans still back him.

Good luck USA etc

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

*to bear repeating

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link

i dunno, he's like "THEY are supposed to be the grownup experts, and WE are the stenographer muses, provoking them to be their best selves! what in the world are we to do once that illusion falls apart and it becomes plain that we are only useful insofar as we further their interests?" like man - that's how it's always been

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 23 July 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link

"THEY are supposed to be the grownup experts

I didn't read it so much this way as "THEY are supposed to have some rudimentary grasp of the subjects that are absolutely central to doing their job and some definable thoughts in their heads, even if they are paper thin, and it is rather shocking that the POTUS's head is full of nothing but mush and putrid garbage."

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 July 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link

[And yes, "hang the jury, hang the jury, hang the jury ..."]

nickn, Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:26 (yesterday) link

And the songs that they constantly play/
They say nothing to me about MY trial

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:29 (yesterday) link

Beware, I bear more grudges than lonely high court judges ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:31 (yesterday) link

Considering the prevalence of social media and the penchant of the people using it to frequently and loudly proclaim their opinions on Trump, the kind of Trump fanatic most likely to slip onto the jury would be someone not on social media, whose opinions have been shaped by nonstop watching of FOX NEWS, viz. an old person.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:32 (yesterday) link

Ain't singing for Biden
Ain't singing for Trump
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a chump

ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:33 (yesterday) link

that's it, i've seen enough

dud

z_tbd, Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:38 (yesterday) link

In honor of Merchan, and of Pigmeat Markham's 120th birthday today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohq9h6QIcHY

I haven't seen enough of him looking glum and dour with no snacks and not allowed to play poker on his phone

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:52 (yesterday) link

lol he’s going to be found guilty isn’t he

Merchan declines to approve the challenge to the Borowitz Report enjoyer

— Josh Kovensky (@JoshKovensky) April 16, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 18 April 2024 23:01 (yesterday) link

I sure fucking hope so

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 19 April 2024 01:02 (one hour ago) link


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