Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:
Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer....― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
https://mesacountydemocrats.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Eric-Trump.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world
p bad president and person tho
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
takes balls to rock that combover day in and out
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
What you lookin' at?You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,"That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.So say good night to the bad guy!Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
Search: "move on her like a bitch"
Destroy: everything else
― flappy bird, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link
"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
everyone is classic but not everyone should be president
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
President Don once had a dreamThe world held his hand, gave their pledgeSo he told them his scheme for a savior machine
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
Trump lingered last in line for brainsAnd the one he got was sorta rotten and insaneSmall hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clownIs Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/55918b77ecad04a3465a0a63/nbc-fires-donald-trump-after-he-calls-mexicans-rapists-and-drug-runners.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?
― Treeship, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
Overrated
― jmm, Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'. . .shelter me from the putin and the bankeri bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC9_baHV0AABiyQ.jpg
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 01:59 (six years ago) link
#daddy
― korla pundit (crüt), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
#dilfsinjocks
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
wasting his finite reserves of energy there
― El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
Cronenbergian
― Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link
hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.
also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link
He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link
you suggest Panama?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
libs/"centrists" for sure
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
*not adjusted for population inflation
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
indicative of a deep flaw in our universe
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records
― frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...
mao would be the world champ though.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
this is a ridiculous statement
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
well he's certainly fatter
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
stahp posting this I cant handle it
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
My god, it's made of scrote.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
I feel badly for his clothes.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
https://preview.redd.it/we-know-that-by-the-time-of-its-end-the-stonecutter-v0-29aq4xchdvfa1.png?auto=webp&s=608ddc3f86b5c3a4cb4f32645ac2557295c78585
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:58 (yesterday) link
I love that all the former living presidents are all buddy-buddy, a club that Trump will never be allowed to join
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, March 28, 2024 3:54 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
To say nothing of the former presidents’ children
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:00 (yesterday) link
they're all Skull & Bones, he's just a bonehead
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:09 (yesterday) link
Yeah they all go to Yale for Christ’s sake
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:19 (yesterday) link
oprah could win. people love oprah. oprah/obama 24.
― scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:08 (yesterday) link
Right wing heads would explode. Which would be a bonus.
They've already convinced themselves that Michelle is actually a man.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:12 (yesterday) link
There should be a Trump Library but it's just full of all the bad press about him.
― nashwan, Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:12 (yesterday) link
Would vote for RFK before Oprah
― President Keyes, Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:13 (yesterday) link
what'd I miss -- Obama's running again?
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:25 (yesterday) link
running for... podcaster of the year!
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:31 (yesterday) link
Lol
The spectacle of Donald Trump selling $60 Bibles is “a spit in the face of people that really believe”, the Rev Al Sharpton said, amid widespread backlash over the presumptive Republican presidential nominee’s latest moneymaking scheme.
“Blasphemy certainly comes to mind,” Sharpton told MSNBC.
“I think that people ought to realize how offensive this is to those of us that really believe in the Bible. He’s doing this during Holy Week. Tomorrow is Good Friday, Sunday is Easter. Of all of the times you want to hustle using the Bible, why would you do it during Holy Week, which is really a spit in the face of people that really believe in the Bible from a Christian point of view?”
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:14 (yesterday) link
i can't watch al sharpton on t.v. i just can't.
― scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:17 (yesterday) link
i feel like he belongs in a time capsule with trump.
couple old school new yorkers gotta love it baby
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:23 (yesterday) link
i was sick of both of them in the 80s! i just read too many tabloids back then...the daily news was on fire back then.
― scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:32 (yesterday) link
morelike al bluntton amirite
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:35 (yesterday) link
"sweatsuit" sharpton and donnie "trump the board game" trump, just a couple neighborhood guys
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:37 (yesterday) link
Crackin’ knuckles, breakin’ hearts, buyin’ BRYLCREEM by the case
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:40 (yesterday) link
ugh...
― scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:54 (yesterday) link
LOOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
just forever and ever. don't they ever get tired of it?
Citing a source “familiar with the details of the business arrangement”, the New York Times reported that Trump is “getting royalties” from purchases of the branded Bible
holy shit, he wrote the bible? what a mensch
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 00:07 (fifteen hours ago) link
yeah hes Q
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 March 2024 00:12 (fifteen hours ago) link
My father-in-law taught a high school social studies class where one of the students was a teenage Al Sharpton. FIL says that Sharpton was very bright and opinionated.
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 29 March 2024 00:49 (fifteen hours ago) link
sounds about right
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 March 2024 00:54 (fifteen hours ago) link
― Is he an evil man who makes chocolate or is the chocolate itself evil? (stevie), Friday, 29 March 2024 06:26 (nine hours ago) link
can someone who speaks "conservative" do me a solid and explain why it's okay for lara trump to be the head of the RNC but joe biden should be impeached because his son does business? thanks in advance!
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 29 March 2024 14:25 (one hour ago) link
It's okay when we do it but not okay when you do it?
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2024 14:28 (one hour ago) link
Because Hunter's penis
― President Keyes, Friday, 29 March 2024 14:28 (one hour ago) link
But Lara Trump's penis is a-ok.
I mean, blatantly hypocrisy trails just behind cruelty as central trait of modern conservatism. Tribalism at its finest.
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2024 14:30 (one hour ago) link
Preserve your sanity and remember the rule is "we do what we want; you do what you're told"
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 29 March 2024 14:49 (one hour ago) link
Hypocrisy is far down the list of things to hate about the Right. They believe anything is justified.
― President Keyes, Friday, 29 March 2024 14:55 (one hour ago) link
That Christie considered a third-party bid at all is in part an indictment of Biden.
. . .Prominent former GOP officeholders, from George W. Bush to Mike Pence to Paul Ryan, also haven’t been contacted.
This writer is fucking deranged
― a (waterface), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:02 (fifty-eight minutes ago) link
I reached out to every current Republican lawmaker who has refused to commit to Trump in the general election. Sens. Susan Collins (Maine) Mitt Romney (Utah), Todd Young (Indiana), Bill Cassidy (Louisiana) and Lisa Murkowski (Alaska) all said the same: they’ve not heard from Biden.“It is surprising,” Collins told me. “It’s especially surprising because President Biden does understand the Senate, he has personal relationships with some of us.”
― a (waterface), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:03 (fifty-seven minutes ago) link
Contact them for what? To hear their expressions of "concern"? JFC.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:04 (fifty-six minutes ago) link
Maybe it’s too early, in the campaign’s mind.
Would their voices even make a difference?
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:06 (fifty-four minutes ago) link
good morning, where's the consequences?
I was promised property seizures this week, guess not!
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:09 (fifty minutes ago) link
of course they're waiting for Biden to come to them, why do the right thing when you could withhold your endorsement to extract favors
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:11 (forty-nine minutes ago) link
This is the question. To paraphrase Stalin, how many divisions does Chris Christie have? How about Susan Collins?
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:11 (forty-nine minutes ago) link
I'm finding it increasingly difficult to discount the existence of demonic entities to whom one can sell their soul in exchange for a lifetime of moderate success and pretty much consequence-free malfeasance. I'm not exactly sure how else to explain how this motherfucker manages to effortlessly tiptoe between every motherfucking raindrop. Oh, you say a billion-dollar valuation of a meme stock is what staved off his financial ruin today? Okay, cool, yes, this is indeed still a rational world.
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:16 (forty-four minutes ago) link
It's true, Americans deeply care about what Susan Collins thinks.
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:20 (forty minutes ago) link
Susan Collins would talk about endorsing Biden for three months before finally endorsing Trump
― President Keyes, Friday, 29 March 2024 15:21 (thirty-nine minutes ago) link
Operation Pieceofsh!t, recruiting the Republicans who took one for the team. But can they build rockets?
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:24 (thirty-six minutes ago) link
while I have my concerns about the man's litany of crimes, up to and including trying to overthrow the federal government, the country cannot withstand four more years of Biden's divisive rhetoric
― frogbs, Friday, 29 March 2024 15:24 (thirty-six minutes ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/4ThOV8Y.jpg
"Look! An independent voter!"
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 March 2024 15:24 (thirty-five minutes ago) link
play them your brett kavanaugh speech, susan, you independent motherfucker!!!
― z_tbd, Friday, 29 March 2024 15:44 (sixteen minutes ago) link
...mornin' everyone
― z_tbd, Friday, 29 March 2024 15:45 (fifteen minutes ago) link