Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD)

Hanglebert Solodnik

take it to the Anagrams for Kenny Loggins thread, already

George once trolled some writers by telling them Han's full name was Hannibal Solinski.

— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) January 9, 2017

this is canon now

as sung by duran duran

That quote from Kennedy just sounds like she's trying to assure people that they can still safely call him Han Solo. Like the name isn't being taken away from them. I don't think she's confirming that Han Solo was definitely his name at birth.

Found this old convo about Star Wars and I daresay it's the finest critical work of the 21st century pic.twitter.com/b1AiyDWjQM

— Dok (@DrPuppykicker) June 15, 2017

ran across this when I was trying to find that tweet and now I want a prequel movie about teen Luke being a fucking weirdo. I think the implication was he was doofy one of his posse in the deleted scenes from the first film

imo trying to deep read into KK's walk-back is like trying to deep read Iger's statement. she's hands-on, he's just the ceo of disney. neither one is going to say much of substance

i'm getting flashbacks to the interminable ilx 'sleep: that's where i'm a viking!' debate here

that was one of the best threads ever

language is multivalent and we are all vikings

thanks for clearing it up fellas. so in reality they meant he "makes his name" in this movie, as in, a bullshit phrase that can be applied to any film ever where a protagonist does a thing

Han Solo, First Of His Name

It'll have something to do with him being an orphan and being given the name "Solo" as an infant because his parents are unknown.

Started off as "Dawn Solo" but transitioned young.

Started off as "Roger Miller" iirc

https://img.discogs.com/tx4rXRs7g_riSKFah3ZDJxEPU1o=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-3778638-1344098379-4438.jpeg.jpg

really wish I developed thicker skin to be able to survive in the entertainment industry. the BILLIONS of dollars they straight up waste on shit is amazing. they could be wasting all this money on me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWTGUE4dPq8

It's officially Ron Howard: http://www.starwars.com/news/ron-howard-to-assume-directorial-duties-on-the-untitled-han-solo-film

Which kinda makes my head spin thinking about young Ron Howard being directed, along with young Harrison Ford, by young George Lucas on American Graffiti and now old Ron Howard will be coming in to direct the young version of an old character created by Lucas.

Just checked because I couldn't remember anything he'd directed recently beyond the DaVinci Code nonsense, and...dear christ, what a filmography.

Apollo 13 > Splash >>>>> the rest of the filmography

(j/k mostly. Cinderella Man was OK aside from the hatchet job on Max Baer. Parenthood and Cocoon were fine. Night Shift was regular viewing for me on HBO as a kid.)

where's the Yoda movie? that's my only SW question

ron howard is like the platonic ideal of the stolid, journeyman director

Ron's got a hell of a work ethic, at least

have we done a ron howard poll btw? if not, maybe the time is right

Kathleen Kennedy: "I aim to make sure the Han Solo movie as good as it can be by hiring the best directors."
Ron Howard Voice: "She didn't."

— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) June 22, 2017

nobody who made Frost/Nixon is the platonic ideal of anything

it must be a weird feeling (at least until the check clears) to be the guy people think of immediately when what's needed is a director with baseline competence but no other discernible/detectable qualities

I wonder what character Clint will show up as

No Ron Howard poll as such, but there's a lot of overlap in this equally essential poll: Babaloo Mandell and Lowell Ganz: A Match Made In Heaven

have any actors from a Star Trek OS episode been in a SW film?

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/708/657/1024/balok.0.jpg

no

Pretty sure Elisha Cook, Jr. played Dengar.

Felix Silla, apparently.

https://www.chaostrophic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/felix-silla-star-trek-star-wars1-700x350.jpg

Ron Howard forever excused for his appearances on The Simpsons tbh

just heard they've replaced alpen stevenreich in the title role with this guy:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/b759f2679a396890405a8a0520cdf098/tumblr_opfm3sDHCP1uex49zo4_400.jpg

Is Ron Howard today's Robert Wise?

Chakka teaming up with Chewbacca would be cool.

There's always money in the Millennium Falcon.

When Kennedy felt that these measures did not get the production on track, she asked Kasdan to come to London. Kasdan is said also to have been unhappy with the limited shots and displeased that Lord and Miller were calling out lines for the actors to try from behind the monitor rather than sticking with the script that he had written in collaboration with his son. (Lord and Miller had input on the script before shooting began.) “As a writer, producer and part of Star Wars world, you get on a plane when that happens,” says a person with knowledge of the situation.

But Lord and Miller were not prepared to have Kasdan become a shadow director. With an impasse reached, Kennedy finally pulled the trigger. The next day, when the crew was told that Ron Howard would take over as director, sources say they broke into applause.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-han-solo-movie-firing-new-details-behind-phil-lord-chris-miller-exit-1016619

right after Coccon, some (clowns) judged Ronnie to be Spielberg II

okay lol

Narrator: He wasn't

You know who they should've gotten instead of Ron Howard? George Lucas

And, not entirely satisfied with the performance that the directors were eliciting from Rules Don't Apply star Alden Ehrenreich, Lucasfilm decided to bring in an acting coach.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/e32e028013537639c82fd4f7f8f3525f/tumblr_o6tpe8IgZp1qg4e0wo3_r1_400.gif

omg, perfect

Snoke is Mace Windu.

maybe Harrison Ford? "They can write this shit, kid, but we sure can't say it."