Damon Lindelof's Watchmen

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Like, Moore already pretty much laid out the varied richness and explored it to my satisfaction.

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link

yeah - like i said upthread, it's literally designed to be a closed-loop narrative, there's not much reason to flesh out what nite-owl's glory days were like or whatever

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link

to put it in more concrete terms, Leftovers proved that Lindelof has figured out (with the help of good collaborators) how to juggle character, plot and world-building in a really considered way that takes advantage of the form,instead of having it be a "10-hour movie" every season or whatever (one of the plagues of big HBO shows especially). It's really not that hard for me to imagine a worthwhile adaptation that uses the book strictly as a starting point to pluck ideas from.

to put it another way, it would not make fans/pedants happy but it could be a Pretty Good TV Show

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link

Watchmen is like this perfectly balanced and efficient storytelling machine. Expanding on the story is like saying, but what if there were rhinestones and a racing stripe?

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

guys skip to 4:40 in that youtube I posted, shit is straight out of the Wire

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

let me try this again. I do not think this will "expand" Watchmen. I think it will use a few points of plot/character inspiration then fuck off and do other things with them. at least this is my hope.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

yeah, i can see where you're coming from for sure, but the key difference here for is that the leftovers aiui was an adaptation of a relatively little-known property which offered a good jumping-off point

for good or for ill, watchmen is a considerably better-known place to start from which imo doesn't offer much scope for expansion beyond what's already there. it's a little bit like optioning oliver twist and proposing to spend most of your time developing sidequests for oliver, fagin and the artful dodger

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

the episode where they cover the black freighter should be wonderful don't you think

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

it should feature young fagin IMO

mark s, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

Everyone remembers how well-received these were, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Before_Watchmen

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

the episode where they cover the black freighter should be wonderful don't you think

zack snyder's version did this as like a half-hour animated short iirc

with gerard butler as the voice of the protagonist because zack snyder, that's why

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

instead of dr. manhattan obliterating Rorschach he just conks him on the head with an oar which causes him to pass out. he does this every time rorschach wakes up.

instead of the monster destroying new york it just rolls over the city like a giant penny and good people can avoid it by ducking into holes in its side

instead of one scene on mars the characters constantly shuttle between the two planets and when asked why they say do you have a better idea?

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

the nite owl is black
ozymandias is gay
rorschach dies in the first episode

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

none of the characters are superheroes, it's a workplace comedy set in a watchmaker's workshop

their boss is naked and painted blue but no-one ever comments on it

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link

for good or for ill, watchmen is a considerably better-known place to start from which imo doesn't offer much scope for expansion beyond what's already there

I don't agree with this premise at all

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

Can u let us know again that iyo lindelof is now one of the infallible greats despite a CV of absolute steaming shite, including spraying his cum over several probably worthwhile besides projects

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

Heh hostility there for lindelof not you tbh

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link

should have him develop Speed Racer for HBO instead
adapted by blockbuster auteurs less than a decade ago
concerns a super hero without any actual super powers, just a sweet ride and a crazy family
also: chim chim

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link

I get that he has a spotty as hell CV and inspires loathing/suspicion and I get that. I just wish more detractors had actually watched, y'know, his last major project for the company that will be producing this (if it even happens, again, I'm skeptical).

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

what would you like to see an hbo series do with the characters beyond the original story? moore and gibbons' piece is, to borrow a metaphor from the book itself, like an intricate mechanical watch, with every piece meticulously placed and designed to play a specific part in the overall structure

taking some of those components to, i dunno, make a toy car or whatever just seems pointless to me, but i'm genuinely interested in what you see the potential for this is beyond lindelof having recently hit his stride with the leftovers

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link

if I knew what I wanted out of things I'd be writing TV shows. there's a whole set of movies devoted to giving comics nerds exactly what they want and they're boring as shit to me

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

also I like the book and all but y'all talk about it like it's some sacred text

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link

tbh i think it's a bit airless and po-faced, and its influence on superhero comics has been largely utterly woeful

however, it is one of the few superhero-adjacent series which tells a complete, satisfying, self-contained story and it does it with a impressive unity of form and purpose

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

a lot of what works about The Leftovers is that it's *not* very contained, not in any way a "closed loop". it's purposely messy and elliptical, and cares more about theme and tone than anything else. that could be a good starting point for divergence. I think comics fans would probably be happier with someone like Vince Gilligan, a strong stylist with a masterful conception of plot mechanics and momentum - his shows run like, well, clockwork. lindelof seems to have a very different set of interests that runs counter to what you might expect someone taking this on would have and I think that's cool!

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link

a longer adaptation isn't the answer because a big part of what makes the comic special is that the content is inextricably bound up with the form

this is all that needs to be said tbh. I guess it needs to be said repeatedly and loudly though.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

I think Mark S has a point about Moore. At this point Watchmen is such trodden-over-territory, I would distrust *anyone* who wanted to adapt it - great book, but it's not a very interesting choice for adaptation, y'know? I'd feel the same about someone who wanted to adapt 100 Yrs of Solitude, or Captain Corelli's Mandolin or whatnot.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

fuck this, where is the Camelot 3000 adaptation

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link

would watch

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link

could see the racial and gender stuff providing some good content in current climate

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link

I'm really surprised there's never been a Top 10 series adaptation, "cop show in superhero town" sells itself.

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

certainly a better, more open-ended premise than Watchmen.

can't imagine Moore being ok with option-ing it though

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

bizarro once again preemptively voiced my exact response, re: Simon's 'sacred text' post.

My feelings about The Leftovers basically mirror those I might have about an ex-friend who I'm glad to hear is doing well now but who I think I'm going to still keep at arm's length after that thing he did that one time before he cleaned up his act. I'm still paying off the damages and apologizing to the neighbors.

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

I'm really surprised there's never been a Top 10 series adaptation, "cop show in superhero town" sells itself.

after the stunning non-success of powers I doubt anyone will be in a hurry to adapt it, although I agree it has a lot of potential as a TV show

I'm really surprised there's never been a Top 10 series adaptation, "cop show in superhero town" sells itself.
I'm really surprised there's never been a Top 10 series adaptation, "cop show in superhero town" sells itself.

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link

I've said it before, but Sandman Mystery Theatre would be my number one choice for a comics-to-TV adaptation.

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link

people are mostly mad at Lost because of the last season, two seasons at most, right? cause the only reason people are *still* mad about all that is because there were quite a few good bits before that, which is maybe worth noting. (and, I daresay, some good stuff even amidst the muck.)

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

It's easy to blame the last season, but the entire series was a con and the last season was just us marks slowly realizing what we'd bought as the con men made their way to the next town.

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

lol I guess that's one way to watch TV

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link

I've said it before, but /Sandman Mystery Theatre/ would be my number one choice for a comics-to-TV adaptation.

an hbo judge dredd with a game of thrones budget would be mine

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

I could've rolled with it if they were honest about the shaggy dog nature of the show rather than insisting at every opportunity that they DEFINITELY knew what they were doing, and OH MAN you won't believe how this all ties together, prepare to have your mind BLOWED.

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

bizarro! Had you not heard? There's a Mega City One show in development, possibly at Netflix, possibly with Karl Urban reprising his role as Dredd! You're welcome.

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

*choke*

old lunch i love u

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link

okay that could rule (only Netflix's extremely lax quality control has me concerned)

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

yeah not sure why people would assume this would be bad. the movie wasn't too hot. there is more in the comic than comfortably fits in 2 1/2 hours; the movie was both overstuffed and felt overly long and turgid while still not covering all the ground of the comic. a 10 hour pace would suit this just great.

akm, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

Not so much 'this will be bad' as 'just...why?'.

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link

(I mean besides that whole 'making $$$ for a bunch of people excepting the dudes who actually created it' thing.)

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

enh, i'll throw my hat in the ring and predict this will be bad

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

I guess I feel slightly more optimistic about this than when it was rumored to be a Zack Snyder project, but it's really just the difference between being anesthetized before having all of your teeth removed vs. having someone smash them out with a length of pipe. The end result is still gonna be sucky and toothless.

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link

mainly i'm just psyched to find out what superheroes would be like if they existed in the real world

makes u think

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

"Not so much 'this will be bad' as 'just...why?'."

because the movie was boring and the story could make a good visual experience?

akm, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link

Not so much 'this will be bad' as 'just...why?'.

if it won't be bad... why not

Obv there should be a moratorium on cape stuff & I won't watch this

more like matthew badlose (wins), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link

of course DC's masterful handling of the IP has had a major effect on the continuing sales of the original book

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link

Certainly explains why they have so many Gardner Fox, Wm Moulton Marston and Ostrander/Yale collections flying off the shelves.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 23:03 (two years ago) link

haven't seen it but I'm going to guess that Dog Man and similar YA + manga make up most of the top spots.

One manga is at #18 (My Hero Academia book one), the rest of the top twenty is Dog Man, Raina and other kids or YA.

Dog Man’s ten volumes alone are 13% of all comics sold through bookshop-type retail (& that’s probably a lesser fraction of what copawganda moves to libraries and direct through Scholastic), and only displaced from the top ten at #5 and #8. Pilkey did 4.2 million units, Raina 1.3.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 19 August 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link


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