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— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) June 20, 2017

badg, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

she almost looks like that fist pump "nailed it" baby

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link

once you see it..

mh, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link

wasn't it revealed that baby was actually eating sand?

pretty sure that's also what's going on here

mh, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link

froggy mouth

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link

normcore tilda swinton

epilate your teeth (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/4YS4FhH.jpg

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

hlol was just coming here to post McConnell pic w caveat that I was surprised a blobfish could make this expression

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

Are there any photos of Mitch McConnell where he *doesn't* look like he just accidentally texted his wife instead of his mistress pic.twitter.com/2YznEHOrbF

— Kibblesmith ⚔️ (@kibblesmith) July 18, 2017

how's life, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link

mitch mcconnell always looks to me like bruce davison midway through the process of melting during the original x-men movie

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/xmenfirstclass/images/2/24/Meltyman.gif/revision/latest?cb=20151209190035&path-prefix=fr

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link

I mean seriously. Any other expression from Mitch McConnell would be better than that "weaned-on-a-gherkin" look he's always –

http://i.imgur.com/PXyRYbB.jpg

Well then. How about we all go back to the sourpuss shots then, shall we?

pplains, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

someone's photoshopped james woods' stomach-orifice from videodrome over his mouth there, right

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFmUv1QXYAEeWDb.jpg

thunderbolts and lightning, v. v. frightening

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

violation, this facial expression is upside-down

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

he'll learn though, it's his first week on the job

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

my god he looks like mr sardonicus trying to smile without teeth

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

Xxxxp

But seriously, if you had seen this photo for the first time on a billboard, you would've insisted the face had been shopped too, right?

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— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 25, 2017

pplains, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:57 (six years ago) link

Nah, that is a pretty normal smiling face for that dude

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 04:15 (six years ago) link

these are people who rehearse speaking and have some idea of how they express themselves, and they either
- don’t care
- care and are doing things practiced to look good
- think they are looking correct because of a sense of self that says they are correct

Feel like a lot of them think their looks are conveying gravitas or have a sense of unrehearsed gravitas/relatability that is completely off-base and they look weird

I can’t especially smile on command or control my expressions but if I was in public office I would sure as hell run though it with someone

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 04:21 (six years ago) link

There is nothing normal about that smiling face. Dude.

pplains, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:06 (six years ago) link

After being stripped of his Ukraine passport Georgia's now stateless ex-president has changed his fbook profile pic to this pic.twitter.com/t8ypiZUw8m

— natalia antelava (@antelava) July 27, 2017

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 27 July 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link

lol
a profile pic!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 27 July 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link

Coach McConnell lost the game. #SkinnyBill pic.twitter.com/cZxtN7SKd9

— Samuel Sinyangwe (@samswey) July 28, 2017

j., Friday, 28 July 2017 06:00 (six years ago) link

Fierce.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Friday, 28 July 2017 10:04 (six years ago) link

it's the opposite of duckface

fuckface if u will

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 July 2017 10:15 (six years ago) link

george washington: glad i never had to say it
jefferson: me too
madison: same here
jackson: i am actually still a huge racist even in the realm of the dead
*nearly all other presidents chime in with support*

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link

just thinking about trump looking over his important remarks about slavery while sitting by the painting of andrew fucking jackson in the oval office, one of his personal heroes

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

sorry, remarks about "racism"

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link

can't believe he unearthed the shrunken head of george washington and wears it around like a goddamned trophy.

nomar, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

jackson: i am actually still a huge racist even in the realm of the dead

ok lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

lol good ones km

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://cdn.macrumors.com/article-new/2017/09/cook-trump-800x450.jpg?retina

mh, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/QtxvP4t.jpg

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link

We've had this thread for so long, but I've only now realized that I am incapable of doing *this face*. I physically can't pull it off. Doing how I think it needs to be done I show more of a smirk. Maybe I need to have a sex scandal on my hands first idk

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link

this calls for a photo thread

mh, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/LpTOGyp.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 November 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

really it should be designed so that he is looking right at the wang, not the sext

j., Thursday, 30 November 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link

omg i hadn't seen the evidence til now
horrified

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 30 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

glad it's itt though!
i can't believe there aren't like 100 new photos to post to this thread

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 30 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

is patton oswalt morphing into al franken or vice versa

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 November 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

Either way it would be a bad career move for him.

Evan, Thursday, 30 November 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link


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