wtf, CNN.com

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-19%20at%201.58.59%20PM_zps2vrowceu.png

A veggie by any other name may actually get eaten
Not eating enough fruit led to to an estimated 7.5% diet-related cardiometabolic deaths in 2012, the researchers said in a recent study in JAMA. Two servings of fruit are recommended each day. A serving would equal one whole fruit, such as an entire banana, or one cup equivalent.

One-month sugar detox: Here's how to do it

Analysis: Kushner's fall from Secretary of Everything to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hahahaha wait

Analysis: Time to send Congress a message t('_'t)

McCabe: This is about Mueller and Trump's 'war on the FBI'

didn't know mueller had a war on the FBI

Analysis: The 14 most ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lines from Trump's 'Fox & Friends' interview

https://media.giphy.com/media/QQZgTehcKrD2w/giphy.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/CAE4C5EB-8BA2-40EC-BBBE-C9F9229AACD5_zpsmzaigtgr.jpeg

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/10/opinions/look-out-trump-china-is-stealing-africa-opinion-intl/index.html

renormalizing colonialism ... or maybe i guess just straight up admitting it never went out of style?

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/06/21/health/young-people-horn-skulls-trnd/index.html

https://nypost.com/2020/07/08/cant-get-a-facial-in-lockdown-try-a-butt-one-instead/

try a butt one

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Client Marian Shelley, 33, recently had her first booty facial and called it “luxurious.”

Got rid of the bootyflakez

i still can't get this out of my head

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is the maintenance visit for this butt facial, a couple of weeks later, called a rebuttal?

hey let’s all be cool and try a butt one

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/tentacles-manhattan-da-s-trump-probe-reach-former-bodyguard-calamari-n1271940

Tentacles of Manhattan DA's Trump probe reach former bodyguard Calamari

hah

This is the lead story on the entertainment page today:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/04/entertainment/lizzo-chris-evans-trnd/index.html

Clearly wtf, but also how great would it be if Lizzo and Chris Evans actually did have a baby together?

also I am still back on the booty facial

imagining Project Pat's voice chanting

TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD
TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD
TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD
TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD

https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2021/jul/15/little-red-corvette-hit-by-car-going-much-too-fast/

that gets a well-earned groan

https://i.imgur.com/LAmEzPN.jpg

hard go out there for a deaf kitty

try a butt one

guys i’ve tried so hard to get a facial in lockdown but i just can’t

so i’m going to try a butt one instead

Is it… a buttial?

big news on CNN.com

In the spotlight: Taylor Lautner makes rare comment about ex Taylor Swift that leaves his wife 'deceased'

CNN —

This is a true tale of Taylors, as actor Taylor Lautner’s wife, Taylor Dome, was all of us with her reaction to him spilling tea about that infamous Taylor Swift and Kanye West MTV VMAs moment.

In a video from their podcast “The Squeeze” posted Wednesday on Tik Tok, Dome asked Lautner, “If you could go back to one moment in your life, what moment would that be and what would you say to yourself?”

“Probably the 2009 VMAs, when I presented the award to Taylor and was unaware that the Kanye thing was not a skit,” he said, causing Dome to literally fall back in surprise and say, “I’m deceased.”

big if true

a tale of tres taylors

should try a butt one that might bring her back to life

I am DELIGHTED that this thread was bumped for this non-story, I have been laughing at it since I saw it

you are all of us with your reaction to taylor dome's reaction to him spilling tea

one taylor i never knew existed, one taylor i forgot existed, and another taylor over there saying "whaddya want from me?"

Black to the bone, my home is your home
So welcome to the Taylordome

the version i read said “causing his Dome to fall back” … got a snicker out of that

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/02/02/entertainment/taylor-lautner-taylor-swift/index.html

Video: Here's how US presidents would look with a mullet

this CNN article now includes a link to where you can find more information about the felonies the shooter was charged with, and the link is to the article you're already reading:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/17/us/kansas-city-teen-shot-wrong-house/index.html

way to humanize seditious conspirators in a hate group

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/09/politics/proud-boys-trial-notes/index.html

https://i.cbc.ca/1.6825580.1682689138!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_1180/iceberg.jpg

A man from Dildo, N.L., has captured the attention of iceberg lovers after photographing an oddly shaped hunk — now popularly known as the "dickie berg" on social media — off the coast of Newfoundland.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578

come on

wahey. i can confirm, it's real

wanna buy some soap?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/nl-dickie-berg-soap-1.6906735