the flat earth society is meeting here todayyyyyyyyyyyy

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The earth is indeed flat, dull, stale, boring, lifeless...

jmm, Friday, 16 June 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link

what the f holds it in place?

gravity/centrifugal force/big bang/celestial spheres take your pick of terminology

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 16 June 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

So do they think that all planets are flat or just Earth? Or do they not believe in any other celestrial bodies, do they indeed think that 'stars' are in fact stars as in the five pointed shapes?

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Friday, 16 June 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link

I think they think the universe is a dome above flat earth

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 16 June 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

also unclear on what exactly the motives of the perpetrators of this hoax are

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 June 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

this guy's channel is ummmm pretty good. this one's got some ASMR vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIRjxQIYOj4

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 June 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

Its like if Neil Breen had an idea about what the universe is like

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 16 June 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link

lol

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 June 2017 21:22 (six years ago) link

I want to gain the confidence of some flat earthers and string them along for a long time before I'm all like, guys guys...what if the earth is actually mildly convex? Best to start slow, don't want to blow their minds all at once.

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 June 2017 23:55 (six years ago) link

i am enjoying this chaos ballet

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 June 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link

God, that YouTube about the plane flights. The dude says, flat out, "I don't think this flight exists" in two different scenarios. So, they're just, like, listing it on the site to keep the "conspiracy" going?

Austin, Saturday, 17 June 2017 02:43 (six years ago) link

I love this graphic in all it 'do you see' glory.

https://planetruthblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/fe-air-map-5.png

The lack of demand for flights from Hobart to Buenos Aires is clear proof that true world is flat.

Incidentally they just launched a Melbourne to Santiago flight that comes awfully close to crossing the Antarctic. I wish there were one that went all the way to BA because flinching iver he South Pole would be so awesome.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 17 June 2017 06:12 (six years ago) link

This twitter UI update is great pic.twitter.com/KOhzzRNTpl

— Krystal (@krystalbepsi) June 16, 2017

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 18 June 2017 13:36 (six years ago) link

Yeah Ive seen that "these routes dont happen so thats proof!" claims before. Which were immediately shot down (er pardon the phrasing) by a pilot who flies AU-Sth america all the time.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 19 June 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link

Also for some reason, Brian Cox seems to attract a lot of these nutters?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 19 June 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link

I spoke with my friend last night and he revealed he thought the flat earthers made some good points. I asked him if he was kidding. He's not and of course he's a Trump supporter.

Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 23 June 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link

The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle and the earth is at least moderately flat.

jmm, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:21 (six years ago) link

the earth is flying saucer shaped, and flying saucer sightings are caused by atmospheric anomalies producing a complex mirage

if the earth wasn't flat, how come cars drive off cliffs

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:47 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...
two months pass...

The cities in the background are approx. 16miles apart... where is the curve ? please explain this pic.twitter.com/YCJVBdOWX7

— B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016

nomar, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link

Met my first bonafide Flat-Earther yesterday and he was British. It was kinda lol but mostly sad.

Shat Parp (dog latin), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

quality headline

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 12 November 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

“I don’t believe in science,” said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth. “I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction.”

Dunning-Kruger

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link

nothing scientific about doing an experiment that proves a hypothesis

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 November 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

may offer some evidence towards natural selection

who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 November 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

this is all so purely in the realm of not even wrong

who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 November 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

Hughes only recently converted to flat-Eartherism, after struggling for months to raise funds for his follow-up flight over the Mojave.

i doubt his commitment to this cause.

Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Thursday, 23 November 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

I don't have the data to back it up, but I feel like the overlap between flat earthers and Darwin award winners is pretty sizable.

― human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:23 (six months ago)

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 23 November 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link

It's rare to read a pre-obituary. Godspeed, dude who's about to smear himself across the Mojave.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 November 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link

But that’s not science, that’s just a formula.

Does this person know what the word science means?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 23 November 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

*trying not to mention Trump*

The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 November 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link

one of my 10th grade chemistry students just told me he's a flat earther

i asked him why, he said "because it looks flat to me"

i asked him about all of the evidence for a round earth (including photos from space) and his response was "that's just shit adults tell me, and most shit adults tell me is bullshit"

hard to argue with that

the late great, Thursday, 30 November 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

the argument is that "most" doesn't equate to "all"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 November 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link

ask him what thinks is on the other side of the flat earth. also what happens to planes when they fly to the edge of earth.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 November 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

It's a ridic position because this isn't even something so complex that you just have to take experts at their word about it. It's pretty easy to follow along step-by-step the logical path that leads to "Earth is a sphere", and there's numerous paths which lead to it. They're just too lazy to do it themselves.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 November 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link

internet flat earth people are insane cultists. there's no other explanation.
the amount of stuff they don't believe is real is baffling.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 30 November 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link

It's an infantile response to an uncertain, confusing world. "These 'adults'* don't have a 100% spotless record of telling me the truth about stuff, so therefore I will assume EVERYTHING they tell me is wrong googoogaga". You see the same thing with people post-2016 election going "well it's a poll and the prez election polls were wrong so therefore I totally dismiss it"
*for actual adults saying this, swap in "experts" or "scientists"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 November 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link

I had a conversation with one of these dopes where when confronted with the extremely obvious contradictions and fallacies in their 'theory' they then explained "well actually we're living inside an artificially generated construct so how could we really know, makes u think, etc".

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 30 November 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

this is a thread I never expected to get to 100 posts. makes me kinda depressed :/

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link

yeah in some way I think this particular flashpoint is really symbolic of the current in-vogue strain of know-nothingism

sleeve, Friday, 1 December 2017 03:56 (six years ago) link

they even made fun of flat-earthers in Encyclopedia Brown ffs

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 December 2017 03:57 (six years ago) link

Was just checking to see how spectacular Mike Hughes's entrance to Valhalla was. Psssh. What a tease. But at least the update has some choice pull quotes.

His project has cost him $20,000, which includes Rust-Oleum paint to fancy it up and a motor home he bought on Craigslist that he converted into a ramp.

"My feeling is that one of the top executives at the Bureau of Land Management called Needles, California, saying ... 'What's going on? Who permitted this?'" Hughes said.

Plus, as he and his team were preparing to leave Wednesday, the motorhome/rocket launcher broke down in his driveway, he said.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Sunday, 3 December 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link

just fell down a youtube rabbit hole on some local flat earthers' videos. basically, all of their questions can be answered by gravity. which they deny the existence of, of course

||||||||, Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link

feel like i should give my 2 cents as a physics educator

what's funny is that some of these people actually are science-ing and doing good experiments, the problem is they're not proving what they think they're proving. they're just proving a basic assumption in physics - that a small enough piece of a large enough curve can be accurately approximated by a flat surface. similarly you could misuse erathosthenes' experiment to disprove the curvature of the earth (really you'd just be proving the assumption that at a big enough distance from the source, light rays are assumed to travel parallel to each other).

while it's kind of cool i guess that people are attempting to think scientifically the distrust of "book learning" is really sad. i feel like a lot of these people haven't done the basic research and just aren't aware of really simple proofs, like, say, eratosthenes' experiment. also even though they're exercising scientific thinking they're pretty bad at it, cf just not understanding what they're proving or disproving

the late great, Sunday, 3 December 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link


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