http://i.imgur.com/VTvX1lV.jpg
kinda feel like he should be off limits for this thread (among many other things) but i could not resist the off-center framing
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 June 2017 01:47 (six years ago) link
that's too classic to omit
he's better at this face than anything
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 June 2017 02:17 (six years ago) link
at least he is concealing his disgusting little row of bottom teeth, which are usually bared in full
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 19 June 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
crying out for an animation of a fresh piece of broccoli on a fork heading to and from his resisting mouth-hole
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 June 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
lol yes pls
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 19 June 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
Australia suspends air strikes in Syria after U.S. downing of Syrian jet https://t.co/wngi9DWASy pic.twitter.com/bqAYb8L43h— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) June 20, 2017
― badg, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link
she almost looks like that fist pump "nailed it" baby
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link
once you see it..
― mh, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link
wasn't it revealed that baby was actually eating sand?
pretty sure that's also what's going on here
― mh, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link
froggy mouth
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link
normcore tilda swinton
― epilate your teeth (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/mcconnell-delays-congress-august-recess-health-care-bill-2017-7
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4YS4FhH.jpg
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link
hlol was just coming here to post McConnell pic w caveat that I was surprised a blobfish could make this expression
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link
Are there any photos of Mitch McConnell where he *doesn't* look like he just accidentally texted his wife instead of his mistress pic.twitter.com/2YznEHOrbF— Kibblesmith ⚔️ (@kibblesmith) July 18, 2017
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
mitch mcconnell always looks to me like bruce davison midway through the process of melting during the original x-men movie
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/xmenfirstclass/images/2/24/Meltyman.gif/revision/latest?cb=20151209190035&path-prefix=fr
― bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
I mean seriously. Any other expression from Mitch McConnell would be better than that "weaned-on-a-gherkin" look he's always –
http://i.imgur.com/PXyRYbB.jpg
Well then. How about we all go back to the sourpuss shots then, shall we?
― pplains, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
someone's photoshopped james woods' stomach-orifice from videodrome over his mouth there, right
― he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/yodelagogo/pouty.jpg
― smug dinner-jazz atrocity (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFmUv1QXYAEeWDb.jpg
thunderbolts and lightning, v. v. frightening
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
violation, this facial expression is upside-down
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
he'll learn though, it's his first week on the job
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
my god he looks like mr sardonicus trying to smile without teeth
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
Xxxxp
But seriously, if you had seen this photo for the first time on a billboard, you would've insisted the face had been shopped too, right?
Help us put these billboards up near all 6 of Sen McConnell's district offices by giving here: https://t.co/pydBrUopFO#NeverRepeal #Resist pic.twitter.com/gSOUb1Kb89— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 25, 2017
― pplains, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:57 (six years ago) link
Nah, that is a pretty normal smiling face for that dude
― mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 04:15 (six years ago) link
these are people who rehearse speaking and have some idea of how they express themselves, and they either - don’t care - care and are doing things practiced to look good - think they are looking correct because of a sense of self that says they are correct
Feel like a lot of them think their looks are conveying gravitas or have a sense of unrehearsed gravitas/relatability that is completely off-base and they look weird
I can’t especially smile on command or control my expressions but if I was in public office I would sure as hell run though it with someone
― mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 04:21 (six years ago) link
There is nothing normal about that smiling face. Dude.
― pplains, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:06 (six years ago) link
After being stripped of his Ukraine passport Georgia's now stateless ex-president has changed his fbook profile pic to this pic.twitter.com/t8ypiZUw8m— natalia antelava (@antelava) July 27, 2017
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 27 July 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link
lola profile pic!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 27 July 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link
Coach McConnell lost the game. #SkinnyBill pic.twitter.com/cZxtN7SKd9— Samuel Sinyangwe (@samswey) July 28, 2017
― j., Friday, 28 July 2017 06:00 (six years ago) link
http://img.lemde.fr/2017/07/27/0/0/3500/2336/534/0/60/0/8fe47d7_MDP09_SWEDEN-POLITICS-_0727_11.JPG
― Dinsdale, Friday, 28 July 2017 09:53 (six years ago) link
Fierce.
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Friday, 28 July 2017 10:04 (six years ago) link
it's the opposite of duckface
fuckface if u will
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 July 2017 10:15 (six years ago) link
https://dawm7kda6y2v0.cloudfront.net/uploads/2017/07/AP_17201697614385-654x362-764369f.jpg
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 09:55 (six years ago) link
"You guys have no idea how hard it is to say racism is bad"https://static.politico.com/dims4/default/517814f/2147483647/resize/1160x/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2Fba%2F78%2Ff9f940104e75a8a47c42ae2ecea2%2F170814-trump-ap-1160.jpg
― Οὖτις, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
george washington: glad i never had to say itjefferson: me toomadison: same herejackson: i am actually still a huge racist even in the realm of the dead*nearly all other presidents chime in with support*
― Karl Malone, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
just thinking about trump looking over his important remarks about slavery while sitting by the painting of andrew fucking jackson in the oval office, one of his personal heroes
― Karl Malone, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
sorry, remarks about "racism"
― Karl Malone, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
can't believe he unearthed the shrunken head of george washington and wears it around like a goddamned trophy.
― nomar, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
jackson: i am actually still a huge racist even in the realm of the dead
ok lol
― Οὖτις, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
lol good ones km
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link
I hope his face freezes this wayhttps://static.politico.com/dims4/default/3a58a5f/2147483647/resize/1160x/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F19%2F50%2F9f34ec9d4de7ad81fbb78ddcce84%2F20-donald-trump-33-gty-1160.jpg
― Οὖτις, Monday, 14 August 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link
https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/pAMxIamuFFYj1AjVK15odg--/Zmk9c3RyaW07aD04Njk7dz02NDA7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/the_huffington_post_584/af8dd39543371faf6defa1a28c0a5ec5
― nomar, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
https://cdn.macrumors.com/article-new/2017/09/cook-trump-800x450.jpg?retina
― mh, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/QtxvP4t.jpg
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9Y1cGZ7i--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/ndbvah47seh6ecb8odok.jpg
― nomar, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
We've had this thread for so long, but I've only now realized that I am incapable of doing *this face*. I physically can't pull it off. Doing how I think it needs to be done I show more of a smirk. Maybe I need to have a sex scandal on my hands first idk
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link
this calls for a photo thread
― mh, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link
http://multifiles.pressherald.com/uploads/sites/4/2017/11/AP17320578212788.jpg
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 November 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LpTOGyp.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 November 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link