brett favre is having fun

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ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVAH DIE

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Please, Brett...won't you leave some fun behind for the rest of us? You're using it all up!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

what if favre is pulling a tony almaeda and is in the midst of being planted by the packer on the vikings so he can sabotage their season - the jets season was his one year "off the grid"

― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 4, 2009 11:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lollll

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

GB linebacker nick barnett's twitter:

"Thoughts on frave... Well didn't want to comment but hey anyways I think he should do what ever he feels is in his heart.. But once he puts that purple he will become an enemy which is all part of the game.. It's hard to imagine him doing that."

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Thursday, 7 May 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

brett frave

johnny crunch, Thursday, 7 May 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Brett wants to make sure no one beats his interception record.

leavethecapital, Thursday, 7 May 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/05/07/favre.ap/index.html?eref=sircrc

Maybe he won't come back? Maybe he's finally done? God, I hope so.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 May 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i can't stand this rollercoaster anymore

your porno name is rodd tundgren (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

It doesn't quite have the zing anymore, probably because Favre looks like a graybeard.

earlnash, Friday, 22 May 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck it, we'll do it live

cnn and the holograms (daria-g), Friday, 22 May 2009 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Diehl sat in the audience and placed a dinner order - as Favre, of course. Wearing a Packers hat, he asked for cheese ravioli. And then, he switched to a bacon cheeseburger. But he went back to the ravioli. Then, back to the burger. Then, back to the ravioli. The next thing I knew, he was telling the waitress to forget about his order because he wasn't even hungry, then sobbing, then wearing a Jets hat and finally ordering pizza.

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

God, stop. You're killing me.

Bill Magill, Friday, 22 May 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

it's just there are so many things about that story. i mean, i can't imagine being at comix. full stop. then i can't imagine being at comix and for some reason my entertainment for the evening was the giants' diehl. then i can't imagine being at comix and for some reason my entertainment for the evening was the giants' diehl doing a really weird extended rip on favre, and boston. so many things have to be going wrong with everything in the time-space continuum for this.

pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

the "forget my order then sobbing" part really makes me wish I could've been there.

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

One of the skits that had just taken place was a "blooper" video the hosts claimed was put together by the guards at Abu Ghraib prison. It was a bunch of clips of some of the worst sports injuries ever. I'm talking Joe Theismann's broken leg (which actually got an ovation from the Giants fans in attendance - that's cold, man), Napoleon McCallum's dislocated knee (still the worst I've ever seen) and the kickboxer who broke his leg on a kick then tried to stand on it (you know what I'm talking about if you've ever seen it).

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i saw napoleon mccallum's knew injury live on MNF and i never wish to see it again.

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i saw napoleon mccallum's knew injury live on MNF and i never wish to see it again.

that was so sad, ugh.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 22 May 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

also, "knew injury"? oh well

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

"I kind of hope it happens, so he can fail."

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I picked Fran in my dead pool a couple years ago as a longshot. Thankfully that didn't work out, because this is probably the greatest event of his post-playing career!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 28 May 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

amazing

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Thursday, 28 May 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lol. Brett Farve is having fun. Fran Tarkenton is also having fun.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

really liking this guy right now

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

"Marcellus Wiley, who is trying to parlay a minimal football career into still making more money."

HAHAHAHAHA

Alex in SF, Thursday, 28 May 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Fran Tarkenton made some serious bank roll in the computer software industry after football (and TV).

I'm all for the old school guys coming out of nowhere and slamming the modern players.

If I was the NFL network I'd have a show where they just have guys like this or Chuck Bednarik just come out and rail on modern football. Cause on the one hand, it is always funny when the old dude lambasts someone and while they are probably much better athletes, most of these guys are way over paid divas and pussies compared to the old dudes.

earlnash, Friday, 29 May 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

"Marcellus Wiley, who is trying to parlay a minimal football career into still making more money."

A+

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 29 May 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Ron Yary played for the Vikings from 1968 through 1981. Fran Tarkenton, who has chastised quarterback Brett Favre for the possibility of signing with the Vikings, was quarterback for three of the losing Super Bowl teams Yary played on. Yary, like Tarkenton a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, has great admiration -- and empathy -- for Favre, a future hall of famer. "If the Vikings would have had Brett Favre during the time of my career, we would have been 7-0 in Super Bowls. Absolutely," Yary said.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Count Hall of Fame receiver Michael Irvin among those who think Brett Favre should bag the idea of playing for Minnesota and instead call it a career. "Listen, Favre's 100 years old; stop this already," said Irvin, in Los Angeles to promote his Spike TV reality show "4th and Long." "I love Favre and I think he's been a phenomenal talent for a long time. But when I think about it now, I say, 'Stop it already.' I don't mind that you still want to play football, but do you want to play so much, and you want to get back at [Green Bay General Manager] Ted Thompson so much, that you're willing to go back into Lambeau and hurt those fans that supported you for so long?"

gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Michael Jerome Irvin (born March 5, 1966)
Brett Lorenzo Favre (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/)[1] (born October 10, 1969,

Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Lorenzo!

Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

lol his middle name is lorenzo?

DUDE, I DON'T LOSE (call all destroyer), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

"frozen battle rover"

Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm i think this is going to happen tonight maybe

Bitchtime Producto (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

The quarterback is to appear Monday night on the premiere of Joe Buck Live. The HBO sports show is hosted by the longtime baseball and football announcer. HBO says Favre agreed in April to appear on the show at Buck's request. That was before his release from the New York Jets, prompting Minnesota's pursuit of the 39-year-old three-time NFL MVP.

Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

o lorenzopaws:

NEW YORK (AP) — Brett Favre says he is considering coming out of retirement for a second time and the only team he has talked to about a return to the NFL is the Minnesota Vikings. Favre appeared on the new HBO show "Joe Buck Live" in his first public appearance since retiring from the New York Jets in February.

The three-time NFL MVP said Monday night he had surgery 2 1/2 weeks ago on his throwing arm. He says the doctor who performed the surgery on his biceps told him it would take four to five weeks for the NFL's career leader in touchdown passes to know if the procedure was a success. Favre says he has had contact with the Vikings, but "nothing more than are you interested."

http://britton.disted.camosun.bc.ca/escher/moebius_strip_II.jpg

(pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHu8LAWSKxU

leavethecapital, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't believe this is actually happening

matt h. (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

link plz

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

please let this actually happen

"jesus on the cross seems like classic homoerotic imagery" (omar little), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

It was on canada.com so it must be happening
http://www.canada.com/news/Vikings+sell+Favre+jerseys/1723990/story.html

probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Elaw6 says:
June 21st, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Did they ever find Osama Bin Laden?

^^^don't know why this feels so appropriate on that news story

probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

so is everybody just waiting for the michael death to die down before the announcement is made? This is some sort of spectacularly badly kept secret.

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

gruhh medda gepfuh ahuhhhhhhh fuuuhhhhn reh sumka... HUTT HUTT
ehhhhh
brains

zombie, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link


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