brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

I'm still going to need a translation for 'second biggest boy'.

Ok. You win. I will be eating my book on Sky News at 4.30pm.

— Matthew Goodwin (@GoodwinMJ) June 10, 2017

^^^smallest boy

reading on FB that may in fact tried to resign yesterday and the tory grandees said "no, you go in the autumn, you're not scuttling away like yr predecessor"

so are the grandees still genuinely a thing? it was good nasty internal party-politicking that did for thatcher, not grandees

story is in the sun, i won't link it -- i suspect it these days just means "ppl in the party you've heard of", rather than an inner cabal of men in grey suits with direct links to bilderburg and/or the illuminati

more searching that me that iain duncan smith is considered a grandee by some -- this reminds me of tom ewing's pinned tweet of a while back "michael gove is not a big beast"

Nick Timothy (co-chief of staff) has resigned..

I would wait and see if she is still leader by Tuesday. The big all-MP meeting to deal with recriminations is Monday morning and polling suggests she has already lost most of the grass roots members.

She's lost the dressing room.

Fiona Hill has gone too

reading on FB that may in fact tried to resign yesterday and the tory grandees said "no, you go in the autumn, you're not scuttling away like yr predecessor"

these grandees sound scary. makes me think of the republican party meeting in the simpsons, with sideshow bob.

always a worry if they replace her they'll get a dead-eyed cat bounce in the polls

What are the chances of any sort of a dcam return after say a three, four year period

only in the guise of george i'd have thought

No way, he was never interested in politics in the first place.

i think he's quit for good

i have also (reluctantly) given up on my michael portillo long game theory

douglas hurd ftw

oh fuck there's going to be a stalking horse throwing his hat in the ring isn't here

or hers, sorry ruth

really difficult with hooves tbf

you'd kind of need to get the brim of the hat between two hooves and then you're not gonna have much leverage to throw it

it's a metaphor i think

Found out today that she's nicknamed Ruth the Mooth.

maybe if you buckarooed it off your packsaddle

TM may throw in the towel before the stalking horse has a chance to throw their hat though.

DCam is not coming back, apart from anything else they couldn't possibly afford him

Boris was cracking towards the end of the election. Nobody likes Hammond. Davis would probably go down ok within the party but not with voters. Rudd would be at huge risk of losing her seat.

Liz Truss at 25/1 might be worth a fiver.

Thought: does May drink?

"Only to excess, sir"

I think Rudd's seat can be worked around, albeit at a certain cost.

According to Peter Hitchens, Ruth is not conservative at all and a "classic liberal" which of course wouldn't be the real reason she won't be a serious leadership candidate.

Formal coalition is on then sez the Guardian. What ministry/-ies will the DUP want/get? NI obv not possible. Women and Equalities?

i assumed they had data to show boris is really unpopular and that explains why he was kept under lock and key for the entire campaign, apart from one or two instances?

May is irresponsible and arrogant enough to give DUP northern Ireland post I think. DUP might see it as a poison chalice though.

I thought pretty much everyone was kept under lock and key, at the behest of the now-departed?

SNP are mostly wee fannies but it was good when they got this even, er, wee-er fanny sacked
https://stephendaisley.com/2017/05/08/my-survival-plan-for-labour-its-not-to-get-diane-abbott-to-count-the-votes/

I imagine Boris couldn't be trusted to keep his mouth shut and stick to the script. Also they were gungho on picking up working class votes in the North, where Boris is perhaps not so popular as he is in Penge.

the vim is going out all over boris we shall not see it lit again in our lifetime

[a child 500 years in the future] daddy, why do we force the village idiot to eat a book every Absolute Boyday?

— kash (@badinfinitum) June 9, 2017

This is interesting on SNP -> Tory:

SNP supporters blaming some kind of Labour tactical voting for the swing to the Tories need to face up to what's happened in Scotland

— Andrew Dunn (@AnndraADunn) June 10, 2017

Boris was cracking towards the end of the election.

Do you mean "brilliant" or "losing his mind" ?

Is anyone else swallowing this Owen Jones mea culpa stuff? Like idk at 9:59pm on Thursday I was fully prepared to defend Corbyn from big losses at 5am. By 3am I felt happy but also really fucking sick of these people coming up on TV telling me the Labour 'family' had come together. Now I'm seeing the spetacle of Owen and Harris who called for him to go now turning and thinking whether they'll fuck off at the first sign of problems.

I think the only ones who stuck up with him through thick and thin were Dawn Forster and Rachel Shabi. Mae O'Hagan is getting attacked on my TL rn but I don't think she ever called for Corbyn to go.

xp
Boris seemed half pissed during the election campaign on a few occasions, even his *celebrated* verbosity seemed diminished! His opportunism and abandonment of principles to go with the Brexit wing and completely undisciplined ways have probably done his party career in.

his body language since the day after brexit is just broken, he looks small bloated lumpish and haunted

Sort of feel if OJ has something useful to contribute and he's prepared to show some contrition and self-awareness about how and why he got this wrong then ugh, fine, welcome back, but yeah get to the back of the queue behind the people who stuck to their guns

The people trying to be "I was completely humiliatingly, wrong about Corbyn in every imaginable way, wow. Here's what he needs to do next" can gtf in general

his body language since the day after brexit is just broken, he looks small bloated lumpish and haunted

He's a veritable embodiment of the nation! He must be our next PM!

LOL:

Boris Johnson is getting "tonnes" of MPs calling and texting saying if it all falls apart he is the only choice. He is biting his tongue

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) June 10, 2017

"Here's what he needs to do next" can gtf in general"

that be Campbell and Iannucci on QT last night.

i regret to inform you that clicking on matt chorley's face to enlarge it and drink it in is will worth the time and investment

high resolution photos of British right wing columnists who appear to be made entirely of ham

Labour could have done it after 2005, from a position of strength, having won a majority off 35% of the vote. But lol @ Blair or Brown giving a fuck

well yeah - another case of turkeys voting for christmas - however these turkeys are wilier.

xpost

xp I realise that is not exactly answering ur question

i'd like to add a "having gorged themselves on the organic feed of power" to my last metaphor pls

A few DUP ppl rt-ing Ruth Davidson's statement on the negotiations.

nu-thread iftyou want, inc."provocative: opening question to ignore:
the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

We had a referendum on it! Reversing two referenda would be a neat trick.

britons care about animals. only need to see the reaction to the tories don’t think animals are sentient meme to appreciate this. there was a tory media blitz the day after that all kicked off online

They care about animals, it's disabled people they hate.

A lot of leavers I know/have read online, seem to have reduced their argument to 'the fishermen!' and a vague notion of sovereignty.

so davis thinks that a non-customs-union, non-single-market "regulatory alignment" with the EU is going to let ireland swerve around the border issue? hmm

A NEW THREAD EXISTS PEOPLE

lol soz

here: the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

non-www link: the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions