EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

^ successful

On one hand posting something sarcastically on this thread is a douchebag move but on the other hand so is the threads you won't click on thread or whatever it's called, in others words we are all fucked

can we cash out now?

― At Last the 1933 Show (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 June 2017 22:55 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Be the change lads. Be the change.

it's funny when you look at "Frederik B." as the punchline

There's only one movie on here that if someone told me they hadn't seen it I'd tell them "You really gotta see it", and that's "Spirited Away". There's about 10 others I consider pretty good, and one I didn't like much at all ("I'm Not There"). The rest I haven't seen. Lots of good choices on the 6 directors' lists in the linked article. The list definitely should have had more comedy on it.

― o. nate, Sunday, June 11, 2017 9:58 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you haven't seen the rest, how do you know you wouldn't have laughed?

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, June 11, 2017 10:11 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the dup are finding themselves in the wholly unfamilar position of being able to hold a gun to someone's head to get what they want

― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 12:07 (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oof

― stet, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 12:09 (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but at least they can force May to go full term

― stet, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 12:09 (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ouch and lol.

From you need a hole in the head like you need a hole in the head: the art and science of self-trepannation

i am now keen to discover if he's been done: and --- assuming not -- to argue on twitter that this is why he is bad not good

brb gonna lodge a freedom of information request with kensington and chelsea borough council on the structural integrity of feilding-mellon's melon

― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Monday, June 19, 2017 12:18 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

disagreeing with your own excelsior nomination: c/d

I've done it myself so CLASSIC.

Didn't I make the same joke two posts earlier or did I miss the joke NB not hating or anything

Fuck me when did I turn into lj tho

rip dmac, i'll expect your bumping of the cardiacs thraed soon

i'd argue, m'lud, that while my comment was along similar lines it was sufficiently differentiated by the foi angle

either way we're choking the excelsior thread to death, sorry everyone

Nobody was using it at worst we're donutting at 3am

mmm donuts

al dente

good bloke iirc

― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, June 17, 2017 6:00 PM (two days ago)

beer pong in yr spaghetti

― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, June 19, 2017 7:10 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

twofer! wooo me

Defend Phil Collins

Hammond is determined to use his newfound influence to shape Brexit — softening it at the edges with a long, smooth transition to an eventual clean break.

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― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 June 2017 12:25 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I really hope no one attempts any thinkpieces on how the postmodern fear of missing out was ultimately what led to Neil Young's development of a high-quality portable music player.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, June 26, 2017 9:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a friend of mine texted me and reminded me that i engaged in my own mini-fyre fest scam when we were in 3rd grade

me and him and these 2 twin brothers that moved away shortly after made a band called "10,000 Volts" (we had a logo, a lightbulb with 2 lightning bolts like a skull & crossbones, anyway we couldn't play instruments and didn't have any instruments or any songs...but for some reason we thought we could do a concert on the playground, so we made up tickets and sold them....we blew it all on candy at a drugstore on main street.

obviously on some level we had to know we were bullshitting but on some level we thought we could do it. i remember positing that we could make this crappy acoustic guitar at my grandma's house an electic guitar by putting a nail into it, then nailing the other end of a piece of wire into a stereo speaker....

i don't know, i guess we wanted to be legends.

a teacher did end up busting us for selling these fake tickets and we had to pay the candy money back.

― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, July 5, 2017 11:12 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone needs to option that for a coming-of-age movie, stat

omg @ "al dente"

that reminds me of my first imaginary band when i was 10, we were called Not Quite Punk

I was in a band called Oonglebinky. sadly we were 18

i was in a band called "the dirty lovers" when i was 13.

first part was true, second part was not going to be true for many years ...

I invented a band called The Krazy 8s when I was 13 but couldn't get it together with anyone to actually make it a reality.

i can still remember the eponymous song i wrote but it was mostly a list of music genres that we claimed to not be even tho i probably had a very shaky grasp on what they actually sounded like

we did all covers at the one show we played one of them was "Jump in the Fire" and the vocalist kept whispering to me "I don't know the words" before teh song and I told him to stfu so all he did was yell "yeah! Jump in the fire!" over and over again and I was laughing so hard I started fucking the riff up

The Nilsson song? Close enough..

no, Metallica

One
Jump In(to) the Fire
I Guess the Phantom Lord Must Be in New York City

Well there you go.

Well there you can see the bag.

Good old predictive text..

Good and they all get their dividend.

Should say he wasn't interested in mind the CGI type manipulation and beyond.

Sorry..

lol pplains

heads up to ums: if you sell a 10,000 Volts shirt i'll totally buy it :D

I'll buy one too, but only if it has a picture of an acoustic guitar connected by a wire to a speaker.

All these bands need a reunion tour.

Not advocating Bernie running again, fyi.
― Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Thursday, July 6, 2017 9:54 AM (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He might win
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Thursday, July 6, 2017 9:58 AM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Depends, how is his reality show faring?
― Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Thursday, July 6, 2017 10:03 AM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

speaking of Depends...
― evol j, Thursday, July 6, 2017 10:19 AM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've yet to read a review that hasn't given this movie 5 stars

― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, July 21, 2017 4:35 PM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well obv you haven't read Fred's then, cos he's give it 6 stars!

― calzino, Friday, July 21, 2017 4:44 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Here you go: http://pov.international/en-impressionistisk-filmoplevelse/

― Frederik B, Friday, July 21, 2017 4:46 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

that's kind of an anti-excelsior but I smiled

otm and otm

It's got me singing Kevin Gates 2 Phones as "I got 6 Stars.." in my head!

lmao

you really havent lived until youve seen a bunch of portly children with backpacks full of piers anthony xanth novels attempt to negotiate a ropes course

― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 2:11 PM (five years ago)

by the last few days it was pretty much like Lord of the Flies but everyone is Piggy and the conch is a well worn copy of the AD&D Fiends Folio

― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 2:14 PM (five years ago)

Things You Just Don't Care About

Anyone's preemptive reaction to the anticipated reaction to the gender of anyone playing Dr who

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, July 16, 2017 5:36 PM (six days ago)

I mean, specifically. Dr who as a topic is obviously very safely within the bounds of things that will not ever have been just cared about

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, July 16, 2017 5:36 PM (six days ago)

Deciphering sentences with syntax so tortured that they require more thought than their contents deserve.

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, July 16, 2017 6:12 PM (six days ago)