batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

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as loony as Garrison is his attention to detail is pretty much unparalleled

frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link

Bit of a rubbish one this week, but just look at the detail on Trump's pecs, the biceps, the detail around the crotch, the big, manly hands. Phoar.

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/trump-comey-ben-garrison_1_orig.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 9 June 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

Big hands I know you're the one

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 June 2017 04:02 (six years ago) link

I'm pretty sure he stuffs those gloves.

nickn, Saturday, 10 June 2017 06:18 (six years ago) link

This will almost certainly end in a depiction of Trump simultaneously eviscerating an enemy and tenderly fucking the cartoonist.

Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

Ummmm, what is Manhatten supposed to be in that one?

mintap, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

I liek how lady justice is peekign just as COmey warned

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

I like it because sideways USA Trump reminds me of Leroy Lockhorn

https://bjornb876.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/7c744-image002.gif

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link

looks more like Loretta imo

soref, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

It's relevant because America's relationship with Trump is much like Leroy and Loretta's marriage. Trump is drunk again at a party and dancing with a floozy while wearing a lampshade. Loretta is spending Leroy's payceck at the department store again.

I'm not sure which one is which here, but it makes sense if you think about it.

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

wow @ that one

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link

That is... something. Watch out, Canada.

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 June 2017 04:39 (six years ago) link

totally approve of bringing back 18th century noun capitalization if it means the words also have to be red and blue

qualx, Thursday, 22 June 2017 06:13 (six years ago) link

lmao @ running 8 bit Trump in shape of continental US

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 June 2017 11:13 (six years ago) link

totally approve of bringing back 18th century noun capitalization if it means the words also have to be red and blue

― qualx, Thursday, June 22, 2017 6:13 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mason & dixon: kids' edition

imago, Thursday, 22 June 2017 11:18 (six years ago) link

can't believe I just laughed at a Lockhorns comic

frogbs, Thursday, 22 June 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link

Here's Trump trying to fly directly into the sun while everyone tries to stop him from killing himself. pic.twitter.com/WC7uhZOWo1

— Sargon of Al-Qaeda (@WilliamFFuckley) July 4, 2017

nxd, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

it's funny to think that a few years ago this guy was complaining about 4chan doctoring his cartoons to make them look anti-semitic

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DF14GVsUQAA2o3y.jpg

soref, Friday, 28 July 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link

The Rothschilds?!? STILL?!

The Man Who Saw The Midwife (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 28 July 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

Now more than ever.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 29 July 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link

missed the chance for star of david cufflinks

Bnad, Saturday, 29 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link

I thought the yellow triangle was bad enough.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 29 July 2017 03:59 (six years ago) link

Worse even

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 29 July 2017 03:59 (six years ago) link

This is his new one today. Main takeaway for me is something along the lines of 'U Mad Bro?'

http://i.imgur.com/H2M5SaJ.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 July 2017 08:33 (six years ago) link

Feeling that one to certain extent- personally I 'm extremely mad at McCain for coming back, voting to proceed on hcare, inspiring some venof our invective from me at least some of which has to be walked back now.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 29 July 2017 09:46 (six years ago) link

I personally am not feeling anything that uses "trannies" to any extent whatsoever.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 July 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

I don't know, man. I mean the transmission is a pretty integral part of the automobile. And if I need to get it repaired, let's fix that tranny!

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Saturday, 29 July 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

TRANS TRIBBLE

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGPk-9WUMAAvYLG.jpg

(also, this has to be the most Kelly-from-the-Onion Garrison cartoon yet?)

soref, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

How would that not be a great arc on Star Trek?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

Nice, lumping in the Furries with all that.

I actually laughed an honest, non-ironic laugh at that one. I mean, look how absolutely ridiculous it is. How could that not be joke about a joke about a joke?

I'm not about to Google this guy or visit his website. Surely, he's not serious, right?

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link

He's very serious, but I have to admit that I laughed too, because in the middle of all the transphobia he remembered to do the Shatner line delivery shtick - "You've ... gone ... too far!"

nickn, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link

Damn, that's too bad.

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Thursday, 3 August 2017 02:57 (six years ago) link

yeah he's definitely at the top of the facist cartoonist power rankings. Dilbert dude is probably #2.

frogbs, Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ahahahah the crying statue of liberty he did it

frogbs, Saturday, 19 August 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link

milo sadly staring into a puff of antifascist gas

President Keyes, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 13:41 (six years ago) link

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/release-the-bannon-ben-garrison-cartoon.jpg

The Deep State seems to be a pretty feeble institution in Garrisonland, I'm surprised it's survived so long.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 August 2017 10:57 (six years ago) link

whooooo this is a doozy

http://i.imgur.com/wGHErmH.jpg

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 August 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

is that meant to be George Soros between Hillary + Obama on "Mount Leftmore"?

soref, Thursday, 24 August 2017 13:32 (six years ago) link

old movies??

new noise, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

lonely guy thinking baout reason

André Ryu (Neil S), Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link

actually did laugh at the NFL players apparently having a picnic on the American flag

frogbs, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

old movies??

― new noise, Thursday, August 24, 2017 3:08 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was tweeted by the guy who produced Arrested Development the other day, causing a hoo-hah on right-wing twitter:

John Levenstein@johnlevenstein

Now that we're talking, there are casually racist +sexist + homophobic moments in classic movies that don't need to be classics anymore.

imo this makes Levenstein sound like something of a tedious busybody, but I don't think there's any danger of these classic movies actually being 'banned'

soref, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

thanks.

new noise, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

(also, this has to be the most Kelly-from-the-Onion Garrison cartoon yet?)

until the last three!

marcos, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

Anyone remember what cartoon or at least cartoonist this originally came from?

http://i.imgur.com/4C3WG0o.jpg

Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 August 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link

yeah gimme a sec

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 August 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

I think it originated from something linked in the first batshit rightwing cartoon thread. Might be a dead link by now.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 26 August 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

I can't even work out what the clothing of the guy on the left here is meant to convey (except that he's a Dumbocrat, I guess?)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg7ANXcUUAAEQHF?format=jpg&name=900x900

soref, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

it is ridiculous but quite worrying that the nazis have gone full-on in trying to redefine racism as "saying something is racist" or even "talking about race"

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

xp the guy on the right, rather. the one in orange.

soref, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link

annie has murdered someone who was shorter than her own legs

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

flypaper for QAnon'ers

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 18 December 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

guarantee you that the creator of these looks exactly like his cut'n paste republican in the purple shirt.

pplains, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link

I promise, sometimes I don't wanna be right even when I am.

https://i.imgur.com/icLakTi.jpg

pplains, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

and hol-lee shit at this moron's facebook page.

https://i.imgur.com/XhI3hIy.png

pplains, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

and disappointing that he has zero likes for most of his posts:
https://twitter.com/chrisbjorn6

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:23 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

ok i saw the other screenshots from this Free Press article but nothing could have prepared me for how funny this intro is in the context of the cartoons pic.twitter.com/LNu6qGNEqH

— Katie Martin (@katiedimartin) April 24, 2023

na (NA), Monday, 24 April 2023 15:13 (one year ago) link

i couldn't remember the name of this thread so i had to google "bad conservative political cartoonist" to remember ben garrison's name so i could search for it on ilx to find this thread

na (NA), Monday, 24 April 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link

Are we spending our finite time on Earth wisely? And do we even grasp how finite that time is?

In the chapter we’ve excerpted below, Tim uses the tale of a made-up land called Hypothetica to show how easily people can be forced into saying—and eventually thinking—the same things. (The piece is longer than our usual fare, in part because of the illustrations, so consider printing it out or saving for this evening over a cocktail.)

amazing

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Monday, 24 April 2023 18:47 (one year ago) link

making myself sad by thinking about the person contemplating whether they're spending their finite time on earth wisely and then printing out an article from thefp.com and spending their evening reading it over a cocktail

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Monday, 24 April 2023 18:49 (one year ago) link


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