best "rock" (or whatever) couplet ever

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I said love you’ve got it
Come on come on come on
Baby you’ve got it now

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:41 (six years ago) link

Can you breathe and is it clear
Have all your worries disappeared
Are you warm and snuggled tight
Before the cold wind starts to bite

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link

I’m tomorrow’s ghostwriter
expect to see me at your door
And with my typewriter
I’ll make you money and then more

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

Let me break the ice by announcing, Mr Potts’ discovery
While painting in a fountain, he came across a symphony

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

I’ve finally realised, I’ve opened my mind up to the fact
The way I really live is just a put on it’s only an act

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link

I feel tomorrow is yesterday there’s no escape for me today tell me, I don’t know
You always brushing your long blonde hair making waves in the air tell me, I don’t know

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link

Sometimes I need to watch the snow falling lightly
Sometimes I need to know you’re here beside me
Streets that spoke to me before say nothing anymore
They speak to me from afar

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

And your room is in the air where there’s time to pull out all your hair
And the man who lives downstairs doesn’t smile at you but only glares

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

The Sun is rising but there’s no surprise
I see the learning in the girl’s eyes
The watchful maker sends his supernal guide
To watch for those who want to adore his might

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

I need a fast train on a smooth line
Gonna ride it into time
Bleed a cold sweat for a short while
But the feeling soon subsides

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link

it's a glamour profession
the LA concession

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:48 (six years ago) link

jfc marty

devvvine, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link

She's vegetarian except when it comes to sex
She's strictly ad-lib except when it comes to text

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

If you do have me killed, put the fetus in a jar
So they throw me at the doctor when they shoot him in his car

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link

Be careful with my balls
They're fragile like eggs
- Bob Marley

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:29 (six years ago) link

Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?

flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:38 (six years ago) link

Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal

Guy Pidgeotto (Tom Violence), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.

dance cum rituals (Moka), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 01:38 (six years ago) link

I've been on the other side of the Blue Ridge, seen the Shenandoah rolling there
I stepped off the mountain's edge, just to climb the golden stair

waterbear say hi to me (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link

Love between two people must be based on understanding
Until that time you'll find your things all stacked out on the landing

enochroot, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link

Its just one of those days where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks

flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:18 (six years ago) link

Stick out your can
Cuz I'm the garbageman

Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link

I am, I am I said I'm not myself
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale

flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 04:30 (six years ago) link

Chin up, shoulders back
You've got a body like a Marshall stack

Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 08:41 (six years ago) link

Income tax deduction
What a hell of a function

fionnland, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 13:17 (six years ago) link

There's one more kid that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool

nth, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

Man, every couplet or not-couplet by THE ARCANA I read, I think, wow, that's definitely the best rock (or whatever) couplet ever, but then I see the next one and I think, no, that last couplet(?) was horrific meaningless shit compared to this one, the true best rock (or whatever) couplet ever.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link

Streets that spoke to me before say nothing anymore
They speak to me from afar

Ok I need some clarification here.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

Turtles have a short regs, not for the walking
Want to have a cigarette? Just give me a sign

dance cum rituals (Moka), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link

Yeah it's just what you need when you're down in the dumps
One half hillbilly and one half punk
Big long legs and one big mouth
The hottest thing from the north to come out of the south

bidfurd, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link

Sounds
Smash Hits
Melody Maker
NME
All sound like a dream to me

o. nate, Thursday, 8 June 2017 01:08 (six years ago) link

Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true
That you love me and I love me

SlimAndSlam, Thursday, 8 June 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link

Pepe has a scar from ear to ear
He will make your mug shots disappear

SlimAndSlam, Thursday, 8 June 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link

"We want to fuck you, Easy!"
I want to fuck you too

Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link

There's a fire on the moon, and I can't get there
God damn these wings, they take me nowhere

Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:42 (six years ago) link

If you want to find out what's behind these cold eyes,
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:44 (six years ago) link

I met her at the Burger King
We fell in love by the soda machine

― o. nate, Sunday, June 4, 2017 7:38 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just opened the thread for the first time to post this very couplet. Well done.

Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link

In high school I was a punching bag
When I got out I was a punching fag

fionnland, Monday, 12 June 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link

Holding up the trousers with extension cords

calstars, Monday, 12 June 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

Net curtains blow slightly in the breeze.
Lemonade light filtering through the trees.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 12 June 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

I'm gonna hold your face and toast the snow that fell
Because friends don't waste wine when there's words to sell

flappy bird, Friday, 16 June 2017 05:17 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You'd better think about it baby

Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link

Not even the best misfits couplet but i woke up thinking about it

Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:44 (six years ago) link

Also it doesnt rhyme

Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:46 (six years ago) link

Well now I'm gonna be twenty two
I say my my and a boo hoo

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link

There must be a dozen of them in "Every Picture Tells a Story." I'll go with "She took me up on deck and bit my neck/Oh, people I was glad I found her."

clemenza, Sunday, 30 July 2017 12:31 (six years ago) link

Let down and hanging around
Crushed like a bug in the ground

flappy bird, Sunday, 30 July 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link

Live is short so love the one you got
Cause you might get run over or you might get shot

― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:36 (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Possibly otm

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link

So Jesus went to Heaven and he went there awful quick
All them people killed him and he wasn't even sick

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link

My love for you is like a truck, berserker
Would you like some making fuck, berserker

Guy Pidgeotto (Tom Violence), Monday, 31 July 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link


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